Happy belated Christmas everyone, hope it was wonderful and you got a lot of great gifts. Mine was busy getting this brand new story started just for you wonderful readers. So sit back and enjoy my Christmas gift to you.
It was business as usual down at the Kingdom of Arendelle. While Princess Anna was busy entertaining the palace children with the help of Kristoff and Olaf, Elsa was stuck in the throne room with all the castle advisors going over the issues that Elsa needed to get done for the day. As usual Elsa was stuck with a long list of problems that inolved the most ridiculous subject matters that Elsa considered a huge waste of time that could have been spent taking care of more serious matters. Like one time a couple people came to her for help because their baby wouldn't fall asleep and they wanted Elsa to sing her a lullaby. It's not like Elsa didn't like helping people but when you are the Queen of a entire kingdom you find your schedule to be pretty busy and when someone comes to you with the most ridiculous problems then you can find yourself losing track of time fast.
This day didn't seem any different. Right off the bat Elsa was hit with another ridiculous needless problem that could have been decided without her.
"Excuse me your majesty." Two of Elsa's hired hands said "But we are trying to figure out what color to paint the new royal ball room? I was thinking blue but my assistant here was wanting to paint it yellow."
"And you need me for this why?" Elsa said rubbing her forehead already getting a headache like she did everyday due to the stress of running a kingdom.
"Well we was wondering if you could help us pick out a color."
"Fine tell you what, why don't you two play rock, paper, scissors to decide the color."
"Good idea your majesty." The hired hand said, then the two of them started playing rock, paper, scissors to decide the color. The problem is each time they ended up tieing each other, sometimes both shooting rock, other times scissors, and other times paper. After the fifth time of watching them tie each other again Elsa had enough.
"Enough!" Elsa shouted, trying so hard to put a end to this debte. "Tell you what why don't you paint half of the room blue and the other half yellow, that way you both get what you want.
"A even better idea your majesty." The hired hand said "But um, how are we going to decide which side to paint which color?"
Then the two guys started doing rock, paper, scissors, again once again tying each other every time. In a fit of rage, tired of dealing with these two Elsa signalled for her guards to open the door as Elsa released a winter wind blowing the two guys out of the thrown room.
"Alright what's next?" Elsa asked with a tired sigh. That's when a middle aged woman came up to her with a huge problem.
"I can't afford to live!" the women said before pulling out a gun and pointed it at her forehead.
"Woah, Woah OK,OK we will make sure to lower life insurance!" Elsa said in a fit of panic.
"Thank you." the woman said with a smile as she lowered the gun satisfied. And as she walked off she turned to the guard who was also a little freaked out by her antics and smiled
"All it takes is a little bit of persuasion." The woman said
"Ok is there anything else that doesn't involve anybody almost commiting suicide?" Elsa asked
"Um yes," The advisor said "There is a old abandoned house that is on the verge of collapsing that we are wondering what to do with. Should we try on repairing it or destroy it."
"Well I can't make a call on it until I see the building myself."
"Understood your majesty, we will try to find time for you to go view it." The advisor said, "In the mean time there are some papers that need your signature if you can please give them a read through,
"How much?" Elsa asked. That is when a dolly was rolled in with a stack of papers five feet high, all needing to to be read and signed.
"This much." The advisor said as Elsa stood frozen in place with her mouth to the floor for half a minute.
"Oh I am going to need a Asprin badly after this." Elsa cried.
Two hours later after Anna was finished entertaining the kids and the kids all went home Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf all went to see how Elsa was fairing out only to see her asleep, face down on the stack of papers that seemed to be just a little over halfway finished.
"Is she OK?" Kristoff asked Anna.
"I don't know?" Anna said before she walked up to Elsa, who was snoring loudly and started shaking her on the shoulder.
"Elsa, Elsa wake up." Anna said
"Hmm,.." Elsa mumbled half asleep as she raised her head and rubbed her eyes.
"Elsa you fell asleep."
"Sorry." Elsa said
"Elsa this is the third time this month this has happened."
"I know. Elsa said stretching her arms to try to wake up. "I haved been busy lately."
"Elsa I'm worried about you." Anna said "You have been overworking lately. You need to relax a bit. When was the last time you had a vacation?"
"Not since I have become Queen." Elsa said "I don't have time for a vacation, not when there is a Kingdom that needs to be ran."
"Come on Elsa, you are pushing yourself way to hard and it is not healthy for you. How's a two or three week vacation going to hurt?" Anna said
"Ooo.., We can go to the North Pole!" Olaf said "They got snow over there and a jolly fat guy in a red suit."
"Sorry Olaf, I just can't drop everything and leave for a few weeks. Who would I put in charge of the work that needs done?
"Get one of your advisors." Anna said "Certenly Kia or somebody can watch things for you."
I don't know" Elsa said as she walked to the door "I just think it may be to much work."
The second she opened the door her eyes widened in horror as there were nearly a hundred people each asking Elsa for advice, help, among many other things. Elsa quickly slammed the door behind her and locked it tight to hide from everybody as with a look of complete terror on Elsa's face like she just walked into two people making out.
"Anna," Elsa said in a very demanding tone "Go look up vacation spots."
"I'm on it." Anna said getting out her smart phone.
"Yeah we are going to the North Pole." Olaf said
"We are not going to the North Pole!" Kristoff responded.
Meanwhile on the clear other side of the globe at a dark and spooky hotel hidden in the haunted forest in Transylvania there was a vampire who ran the hotel successfully for more than a hundred years. At one time the Hotel was only opened to monsters but over the past five years the vampire Dracula had allowed humans entrence to the hotel thanks to his daughter Mavis falling and marrying a human. With the opening of humans in the hotel, profits nearly doubled and the popular hotel had became even more popular and even more successful then what it was then when it was only opened to monsters.
However over the past few months something started changing. Dracula noticed that attendence started plummiting a little, and the sudden decrease in attendence concerned Dracula to the point that he had his son in law Jonathan go out and try to find out what the cause of the drop in attendence was.
"So you got any news on whats causing me to lose guest?" Drac asked when Johnny returned two hours later.
"Um yes and let me just say you may not like it." Johnny said in a very nervous and hesitant tone.
"Well don't just stand there shaking as if you got locked outside in a blizzard only in your fruit of the looms, spit it out."
"Well how about I just show you instead." Johnny said handing Drac a pair of binoculars and leading him to the window. Drac looked through the binoculars but at first he didn't see anything unusual
"What all I see is a dog doing his business in my flower garden. Which I'm going to have to make sure housekeeping takes care of that."
"Yeah, why don't you take a look to your left?" Johnny said moving Drac's head to the left. That's when Drac saw it and his mouth instantly dropped and he dropped the set of binoculars.
"Another hotel?" Drac gasped
"Mmm hmm. Told you" Johnny said.
Dracula stared at the new hotel that had popped up at the other side of the forest. It was a very tall hotel that looked more like a tower then a hotel and had gargoyles on each corner.
"What am I going to do about this?" Dracula asked as he sat down on a chair and started pouting. "This is going to be bad for business. Now a new hotel has popped up and is stealing my guest."
"Aw, it can't be that bad Drac, besides a little bit of healthy computition never killed anybody. I mean back in San Fransisco, we had a burger restaurant in every corner, sometimes two."
"No offense Johnny but I run a hotel, not a restaurant. This is going to put me out of business. I am going to be kicked on the streets living out of trash cans and resorting to begging for money with tin can, and grow a beard and long hair that makes me look like a caveman. I need to find a way to get more guest to come to my hotel."
Then Drac turned into a bat and curled his lower lip and shed a tear as he turned to Johnny and gave him wide eyes.
"Oh come on Drac don't give me the pouty bat face, you know I can't say no to the pouty bat face." Johnny said but Drac just kept on giving him the pouty bat.
"Ok fine I will help you find a way to win back your guest." Johnny said throwing up his hands and giving in.
"Thank you!" Drac said turning back to his normal self and giving Johnny a big hug. "I knew I could trust my only son in law."
"Now I know where Mavis get's that look from." Johnny said complaining about Drac's pouty at face.
"I taught her everything she knows." Drac said with a braggy grin as he exited the room.
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