A/N just so u know… this is only my second fan fic so criticism and advice is warmly welcomed

A/N just so u know… this is only my second fan fic so criticism and advice is warmly welcomed. Now i know u have read fan fic like this before, I just trying to get warmed up. So if you read this and you are wondering why the heck it is just like every other one, I can tell u right now I am just trying to get some laughs out of u guys, (no pun intended) so please enjoy, and like I said criticism is welcome and so I r reviews… plez review and tell me if I should continue…

Bella, Edward (in the Volvo)

So Bella, tell me exactly why u were yelling at a tree this morning

Well u see I was just walking along my merrily way whistling show tunes when this tree decided it would be cool to hit me with its branch and when I told the tree off it decided it would be funny to stick its roots underneath MY feet and…

Oh, brother -rolls eyes-

Hey don't interrupt me, I'm on a roll, and don't you roll those insanely gorgeous eyes at me or I'm will…

Bella… -scolds-

U don't scold people on paper, it doesn't have the same affect as the real thing. –scolds-

-sighs- Bella, Bella, Bella…

don't u Bella me, or I'm going to tell your mother

And why would u do that?!

Because I want some cookies –licks lips—

What ever am I going to do with u?

Marry me and love me forever

Gladly…Bella… I luv u

Bella?

I not kosher… -shugs-

What?

I just thought u should know…

awkward… hey Edward?

What?

Guess what?

What, hun?

I luv u…

A/N What do u think? Think I should continue?

Their going to McDonalds in the next chap…

Plez review or I won't post the next chap…

Ps did u laugh ur socks off? Tell me in ur reviews plez