Disclaimer: …

Disclaimer: ….I'm a college kid. I don't own any wonderful, famous stories…drats!

The Fairy Tail tavern…err, headquarters, was loud, very loud. Erza was out on a mission chasing down some bloodthirsty mammoth, and Makarov was playing cards with another "Master", away from headquarters. Natsu and Grey were both at headquarters--with no Lucy, Erza or Makarov to stop them.

The floorboards shook. Fires ignited, only to be frozen out of existence. Glass bottles flew everywhere, as tables were up-ended. Two dozen brawls were taking place across the room, friendly competitions of course, since everybody was nakama.

Mirajane, and Happy, the only two people in the room who hadn't, eventually, gotten sucked into Natsu and Grey's exhibition of manhood (aka catfight over who was more powerful), stood surveying the disaster area.

"Fun as this is, don't you think it's about time to stop? We've already had to renovate the room once already this week…"

"Aye," Happy responded to Mirajane. A big grin lit up the blue cat's face. "I know just how. And he hopped up closer to Mirajane's ear and whispered.

A few moments passed. Natsu was just about to send a fiery punch at Grey when Mirajane's voice called out cheerily, over the racket.

"Lucy!"

Natsu's fist stopped moving, and Grey blanched. There was something about the blonde that made people not want to mess with her. She didn't like watching the two fight very much….

The two turned around and faced the door, only to find it splintered open, but no Lucy standing within its confines.

Natsu's face looked blank for a moment. "Huh?" he queried, and then his face lit up. "Where is she anyways? She hasn't been here all day…"

As Natsu and Grey had quit, the fight died down, without the two rowdiest it just wasn't as fun for everyone else.

Mirajane watched as Natsu and Grey left together to go find Lucy, Happy a step behind them. For now headquarters had survived. She did hate to sic Natsu and Grey on Lucy though…