WOOT! ok so warning to everyone: this is my first EVER fanfic so please be nice...
it's only short and i'm not very good writing the characters very well so they may be OOC.
i might not update this very often cos i mean i do have AS-Levels to do.
disclaimer: i neither own naruto or any of the characters. this is purely a FAN fiction so yeah.
Hokage Quiz
"What the hell? Tsunade, you can't be serious!"
The pink haired kunoichi (A/N: I promised myself I wouldn't use that sort of phrase… oh well) sat in front of the Godaime's desk dressed in complete ninja spy wear.
She was awoken that morning by an impatient Shizune banging at her apartment's door. After dragging herself out of her nice warm bed, she invited her 'friend' in with a tired smile. Over a cup of green tea, she was informed of an urgent mission briefing that would be immediately followed by the mission itself.
So, like the Sakura many people had grown to love, she prepared herself for almost anything that could come... Almost anything.
As she made herself comfortable in the chair facing the Hokage, expecting a long and complex missing plan, her mentor couldn't help but laugh.
"Why, might I ask, are you dressed for a full-fledged mission to Kiri?" The Blonde found that she just HAD to ask.
"Because… Because… Because Shizune said… leaving straight after… urgent mission… be prepared…"
"You're not Scar, you don't have to be prepared for this. In fact, you're not even leaving the village."
She left the Hokage Tower with a rather Naruto-like confused look consuming her face. Wandering aimlessly around the village with, what felt like, wind blowing in between her ears and tumbleweed slowly forming in her brain. Until, snapping herself out of her comatose state, she found herself on the bridge that Team 7 had often waited on for her lazy-ass form of a sensei and his immensely imaginative and unrealistic excuses. She stopped and stared blankly at the water below as she tried her hardest to think of plan.
After a long and rather unproductive thought process, she finally decided to just throw caution to the wind and go with the flow as she made her way to her first victim's house.
Halfway along her route, consisting of the Konoha rooftops, she paused on top of some random civilian's apartment. Reality had finally caught up with her as she remembered that she was still carrying her well-prepared pack and was still dressed like a ninja-shaped A-Bomb. She turned around and headed in a different direction, figuring it was probably a good idea to go home and get changed first.
While changing into her long-sleeved Jounin top and shorts, a loud, annoying and arrogant squeal came from the other side of her door.
She sighed and went to let her 'best friend' in.
"It's a good thing I'm awake. I would've killed you if I wasn't." She said, while openly the door.
Then, feeling immensely ignored, Ino completely changed the subject to something more important to her.
"FOREHEAD! What the hell took you so long?! I've been shouting for you for HOURS!"
"Don't over-emphasise, Pig, you've only just got here and you know it."
"Woah! What's up with the Bitchy McBitch-Bitch attitude?"
"Nothing really. Just Tsunade being an arse again."
"Well stop it, alright? It'll stretch your forehead"
Ino, apparently amazed at her own geniosity for this last statement, doubled over in laughter as a significantly less impressed Sakura just glared at her until she stopped.
"Hmm… what are you here for anyway?"
A blank look spread suddenly over the Blonde's, now blushing, face and Sakura could've sworn she could hear the somewhat rusty cogs turning in Ino's head.
"Oh yeah! That was it!"
Silence followed the Blonde's epiphany.
"Well…?" Sakura gave her a questioning glare. "Are you going to tell me or what?"
"Oh shit yeah! Sorry," she giggled slightly but stopped as Sakura sighed. "What's left of the rookie nine are meeting up tonight for some drinks and stuff."
"And stuff…?"
"Yeah! And this time you HAVE to come! I'm fed up of you missing our get-togethers. People are gonna start thinking you're dead as well."
Shooting Sakura a glare, she carried on with her generic "get a life outside of soap operas" rant as Sakura finished getting changed while doing her best to ignore her friend's advice.
She was just finishing her outfit by cutting off her annoyingly long sleeves when Ino finally shut up.
"Ok ok! I'll go! But right now I have something to do so shoo."
"GREAT! I'll go tell the guys!"
"Whatever."
"Ok I shall see you at 7 in the usual bar, deal?"
Sakura nodded while putting her hair in a messy ponytail and ushering Ino out of her bedroom.
She watched her friend skip merrily out of her apartment, wondering what she had just gotten herself into. She sighed heavily and made her way out, yet again, to Kakashi's place.
Knocking on the door of the small house at the edge of Konoha, she tried desperately to think about how she'd go about this. That was, of course, until the door opened.
"Saku-ROAR! You are looking mighty feisty today. How may I… help you on this delightful day?" the half-naked Jounin asked, reeking of innuendo while twirling a senbon in his sexy smirk.
"What is it with the damn references to lions today?!" Inner-Sakura shouted.
"Oh, sorry Genma. I forgot you lived here as well," she said as she tried to cover her blush while stopping herself from looking at his tight, black boxers. "You don't happen to know where Kakashi is, do you?"
His smirk changed to an amused grin as he revelled in her innocent discomfort.
"No, sorry, I haven't seen him since he dodged the bill for breakfast this morning… Sneaky twat. If you do find him, tell him I have a senbon with his name on it."
He winked at her, causing her face to glow as she turned away from the door.
She started to walk away while Inner-Sakura tried to figure out why he was in his boxers if he'd already been out that morning.
"Anytime Sakura-chan!" he shouted after her as he moved his gaze towards her ass.
Door still open as he watched, he felt a presence come from behind him as the similarly dressed Copy-nin moved to watch his old student leave.
"Why must she always cut her sleeves off? What did they ever do to her?" he wondered out loud.
"How the hell should I know? You taught her!"
"I blame Tsunade."
"Don't we all…? I'm not complaining though. The more skin showing the better, if you ask me."
"Oi, you little nymphomaniac! That's my student you're oogling!"
"Ex-student," he reminded with a smirk. "Plus, you're staring as well."
"So?"
"So it seems like to have a little fetish for students."
"Whatever. Shall we go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure!"
The Brunette's usual grin grew wider as he turned to face the man behind him.
"I meant what I said about the senbon, you know."
"I wouldn't expect anything different from you, Gen-kun." He replied winking cheekily, even if it did look like he was merely closing his eyes for a bit (due to the hitai-ate covering his sharingan).
They turned back to stare out the door for a while watching the kunoichi's ass sway gently as she wandered away from them. Until, finally, she jumped onto a nearby roof and out of their line of view so they decided to close the door and get back to the laundry.
TOLD YOU IT WAS SHORT! but yeah, thanks for reading!
and thoughts and ideas anyone may have are welcome cos i have noooooo idea where the story is actually gonna go. heh heh
