Ninja Idol

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the songs mentioned here.

Hello, and welcome to Ninja Idol, where we look for the best undiscovered singers in the ninja realm! Today, it's Part 1 of 2 of the auditions!

First, Sakura steps in and gets a golden ticket with three yeses, as does Ino. Then, Sasuke steps in.

Sasuke: My name's Sasuke Uchiha, and I will be singing This Is Why I'm Hot by Mims.

This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you hate cause you not
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot

Kakashi: Okay, that's enough.

Iruka: Amazing! This boy is some talent!

Gai: Fully agreed! Sasuke, I'll be amazed if you don't make at least the top five.

Gai: How can you say that?!

Iruka: He's the best one so far, by miles! And he was on your team!

Kakashi: Well, in any case, it's a no.

Gai: A hundred percent yes!

Iruka: A hundred and fifty percent yes, which means you're going to Hollywood!

(Sasuke walks out of the room in his usual calm demeanor, when Sakura and Ino appear)

Ino: So, how'd it go?

Sasuke: I got the golden ticket, but Kakashi gave me a no.

(Sakura and Ino storm into the room and violently assault Kakashi)

Later…

(Shikamaru enters the room)

Shikamaru: This is a waste of time… (walks out of the room)

Kakashi: What the hell was that? Okay, who's next?

(Kiba walks in)

Kiba: I'm Kiba Inuzuka. (points at Akamaru) And this is my puppy, Akamaru, who'll be performing here, too.

Kakashi: Are you for real?

Kiba: Yeah. Let's do it, Akamaru!

Kakashi: And what will you be singing?

Kiba: Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men.

Key: Kiba (Akamaru)

Who let the dogs out(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Kakashi: Okay, stop.

Iruka: You're good, but lose the dog. Yes to you, no to the dog.

Gai: Same here.

Kakashi: Me too. Kiba, you're in, Akamaru, you're out.

Kiba: I refuse to go through unless Akamaru goes through!

Kakashi: Fine, we'll let him go through.

But, what Kiba didn't know was that Akamaru was entered as a separate contestant!

Later, Itachi and Neji were both accepted with three yeses each, while Lee was turned down despite Gai's pleading and begging. (Gai: This boy is gonna win and sell a billion albums! I'm convinced of it! You MUST allow him through!)

Next was Deidara.

Deidara: I'll be singing Buttons by the Pussycat Dolls.

Iruka, Gai, and Kakashi: -huddle to discuss-

Iruka: It's three no's, Deidara.

Deidara: I'll show you! All three of you! I'll enter Ninja Big Brother, damn it! -sticks out middle finger at the three judges-

Next was Choji.

Iruka: And what's your name, son?

Choji: It's Choji Akimichi.

Iruka: And what will you be singing?

Choji: The Hand that Feeds by Nine Inch Nails: my favorite song ever!

Kakashi (to himself): Well, this'll be a good laugh!

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

Kakashi: I hate to admit it, but, that was really good!

Iruka: Your voice kinda reminds me of Layne Staley from Alice in Chains.

Choji: Yeah, I'm really into grunge and other 90's rock.

Iruka: In any case, I say yes.

Gai: Yes as well.

Kakashi: Three yeses, you're through to Hollywood!

Finally, the last contestant of the day came in.

Jiraiya: I'm ready for my audition!

Gai: You're not under 30.

Jiraiya: Forget about that. -looks around- Damn, no girl judges? (walks out)

Kakashi: WTF?

To be continued…