Hello… I made some mistakes… I wrote Haxorus down as Fraxure soo… I'm saying this now. It's a Haxorus not a Fraxure.
Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama, Pokemon, Dark Ampithere's Total Pokemon Series, Shuckle Master's Total Pokkemon Island, Dark Arcanine's Ultimate Total Pokemon Series or Maycontestdrew's Total Phokemon Island
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A green blaster-like creature smiled as it floated on the docks. It gave a light wave at the camera facing it. "Hello, my name is Celesteela! As you can see I'm in this… gorgeous island!"
A Wingull suddenly fell dead on the ground. Celesteela smiled awkwardly. "Okay, it's not perfect but it's more decent than the other islands."
"I'm not here alone," continued Celesteela. "I would be joined by the best friend also known as my boyfriend, Kartana!"
A paper-thin creature fell from above. It stood up showing a mischievous smile on its face. Its white legs were very sharp and resembled scissor blades. Its face was mostly orange with yellow beady eyes on it. It had yellow thin hands that were as sharp as its legs.
The creature stretched its body in boredom. "Damn Celesteela, can you stop the intro and carry on with the introductions… I want to torture some innocent souls!"
Celesteela rolled her eyes then turned to the camera. "Viewers, this is Kartana, he's a sado-masochist."
"Hey! I'm just engrossed with my work!" argued Kartana sharpening his blades.
"Engrossed! You're obsessed… you've scared poor Nihilego when she was still a little kid and she got traumatized afterwards," retorted Celesteela.
"The kid's fine," assured Kartana. "She has her own show with those contestants from the other universe."
"Thank goodness, we're not with them… they're already in the merge and… I was surprised about the first elimination in the merge," replied Celesteela.
Kartana nodded in agreement as a creature neared the island. The creature had a small body hidden within its blue hair covered with pointy spikes. On the creature was a green blob with a yellow feather object on its forehead. As it finally reached the docks, the creature made a hard stop throwing the passenger off it into the sand.
Celesteela turned to Kartana. "Toxapex! I told you that we're only getting Lapras or Wailord… we don't want to give them a bad first impression!"
"Toxapex are fun and deadly," argued Kartana. "And besides… what are Lapras or Wailord? Are those weapons or deadly stuff?"
Celesteela face-appendaged herself then floated towards the passenger that hit the sand. She quickly pulled out the passenger.
"Oh gosh… that was not a good experience," groaned the green blob shaking off the sand.
"Welcome Gulpin, you're the first contestant that arrived on Not An Island… Island!" greeted Celesteela frowning as she mentioned the island's name.
"Um… that's quite a redundant name," pointed out Gulpin. Gulpin then perked up. "Anyhow, is there any food on this island?"
Before Celesteela can reply, Kartana spoke first. "No, we ate all of it to see all of you suffer!" Kartana began to cackle maniacally.
"Kartana… I let you name the show… and the island… why do you have to be so… you?" queried Celesteela.
"Named the island?" said Gulpin confused.
Celesteela sighed. "It all began like this…
000
Celesteela and Kartana were called to Arceus' room for an important message. Arceus sat on his chair then gave the two Ultra Beasts a stern look.
"Okay… I'm giving you two a chance to host your show but… what would you name your show… and more importantly, the island?" questioned Arceus.
Celesteela closed her eyes in thought. "How about-"
"Total Pokemon Debbi!" spat Kartana.
Celesteela and Arceus both blinked. "Kartana, that's not… a pleasant name."
"It's the name of the hell car!" grumbled Kartana. "It's the name of Lucifer's carriage!"
"Um… let's not name it after… a girl or… something from Mew's show," requested Arceus.
"Total Pokemon… wait for it… GRETCHEN!" blurted Kartana.
Celesteela rolled her eyes. "Think of something that isn't… bloody or… Gretchen."
"TOTAL POKEMON NOT AN ISLAND THEN!" screeched Kartana in a loud voice.
"Not an island? So… it would be on the water or something, right?" questioned Arceus confused.
"It's not that, you ding-a-ling! It would be on an island! Adding one letter to Pokemon is not anymore enough for a unique show… we need something more to differentiate it from the others sooo… I've settled with 'Not an Island'" explained Kartana.
"Fine, stop! You're making me lose brain cells just from looking at you," moaned Arceus.
"Wait-"
Before Celesteela could protest, the two were teleported out of the room.
Another Arceus but with another ring color walked up to Arceus.
"Normal, stop stressing about them… we had no choice… all of the Ultra Beasts but Xurkitree and all of the legendaries have their shows… so they were the last choice," said the second Arceus.
Arceus sighed. "I just hope they will do their best in their show, Psychic."
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"- and that's the boring story of the show and the island's name," finished Celesteela almost out of breath.
Gulpin nodded. "That was an interesting story but… I'm now hungrier."
"Just go stand next to my psycho of a boyfriend," requested Celesteela.
Gulpin gulped as he hopped towards Kartana. "Sooo… do you have any food?"
"I have a Swinub's heart that you can taste," suggested Kartana.
Gulpin blanched then looked away. "Nevermind…"
Seconds after Gulpin's arrival, another Toxapex sped towards the water. And just like its predecessor, it made a hard stop flinging its passenger towards the sand. The passenger was a steel keychain. Her face was on the largest key on the chain. There's also a strange ornament among the keys on the chain. The creature quickly stood up then shook its keys.
"Salutations, my name is Klefki, I'm very happy that you have accepted me for this show," greeted the keychain shaking her keys.
"Um… so… what are you doing?" queried Celesteela confused.
Klefki giggled. "This is the wonderful art of twerking… it's always deemed as unsightly but I'm here to prove that it's not that dark."
"I don't… I don't know what to say," gaped Celesteela.
"TWERKING! You can torture the viewers and make their eyes bleed… so do what you're doing!" yelled Kartana continuing to cackle.
Klefki arched a brow. "Why would they do that? I'm quite pleasant in the eyes… I even performed at locations not known to common mon!"
Gulpin frowned. "Um… that's my competition… she doesn't seem bad… as long as she doesn't eat all of the food."
"Hahahaha, you've very funny green mon!" chuckled Klefki. "Entertain me and regale to me your past… I would gladly tell mine… don't be scared now!"
Celesteela sighed in annoyance. "Just float next to Kartana!"
Klefki giggled as she did what she was told. Celesteela looked away towards the water. "Sheesh, that was awkward." She then noticed a speck in the horizon. She squinted to find a Toxapex carrying two passengers. The first passenger was a gray feline. It had a relaxed expression on its face and a golden and shiny coin on its forehead. Creeping behind the feline was a Pikachu cloak. It was yellow with drawn eyes and a mouth on it. Black eyes can be seen on the torso of the cloak. Sticking under the cloak were two black hands holding onto the first passenger. The Toxapex did what its predecessors did before leaving.
The first passenger quickly sat up while the second passenger blushed in embarrassment before hiding behind Gulpin.
The feline smiled then waved at everyone on the island. "Heya! My name is Alolan Meowth but you can call me Meowth!" The feline walked towards Celesteela, one arms outstretched.
"Well, hello there," responded Celesteela shaking Meowth's hand.
Meowth grinned ear to ear. "I'll be standing with the others now!"
Celesteela nodded signaling Meowth to walk towards the others.
"Okay… where's the second passenger?" asked Celesteela searching around the beach.
"I got the little scamp right here!" barked Kartana holding the second passenger as his blade pierced through the cloak. The creature whimpered in embarrassment as Kartana flung the creature towards Celesteela.
"Good day, Mimickyu and welcome to the island!" greeted Celesteela holding out her appendage.
Mimickyu blushed then shook her head.
Celesteela sighed then quickly shook Mimickyu's hand.
Mimickyu gasped. "P-phy-physical contact!" Mimickyu quickly ran back towards the other contestant then hid behind Gulpin.
"Are you okay?" Gulpin asked her, concerned.
Mimickyu shook her head. "I-I'm not okay."
"Don't worry, you'll learn how to socialize," assured Gulpin causing Mimickyu to calm down a bit.
After the two's arrival, another Toxapex arrived, throwing out a pink fish-like creature, eyes gleaming at it stared at the Sun.
"Um… Alomomola… stand up already," requested Celesteela eyeing the fish with discomfort.
Alomomola quickly stood up. "GLITTER!"
"Wha-"
Alomomola quickly hugged the Ultra Beast. "Glitter always solves all of my problems… it's very glittery and important in like… my social life!"
"I don't understand… what you're saying," panted Celesteela as Alomomola continued to hug her with her fins.
Alomomola quickly released Celesteela then took out a bottle of pink, glittery powder. Opening it, she poured a reasonable amount onto her fin. Celesteela arched a brow in confusion. Alomomola closed her eyes then blew causing the glitter to go onto the Ultra Beast's eyes.
"Aaaak! Alomomola, what was that?!" gagged Celesteela in agony.
"I'm glitterizing this island!" said Alomomola cheerfully flopping towards the others.
Alomomola quickly grinned at Klefki. "Hi there, how are you?"
"I'm fine… you have the required body to dance… dance with me," requested Klefki shaking her keys.
Alomomola squealed in glee. "Absolutely! I would have my trusty glitter by my side to help me!"
"Weird guys stick together, I guess…" muttered Celesteela wiping off the glitter off her eyes using a wet piece of cloth.
After Alomomola's arrival, another Toxapex arrived. Unlike the others, it didn't threw its passenger which happens to be a Kadabra.
Kadabra scowled as it examined its surroundings. "Tacky… and… so ignorant fools."
"Kadabra, welcome to Not an Island Island!" greeted Celesteela politely.
"How expected… an incredulous name for an even stupid show," scoffed Kadabra. "It seems like I have to dumb it down for you… nincompoops to comprehend and understand my language."
Meowth scowled at the yellow Pokemon. Gulpin gulped. Klefki and Alomomola was chatting with each other while Mimi shivered in fright.
"Okay… just go next to Kartana… and hope that you'll be still alive by the end of this day," stammered Celesteela as she eyed Kartana who growled and continued to sharpen his blades. Kartana didn't like it when others barring the Ultra Beasts insult his eccentricity and naming skills.
Kadabra rolled his eyes then strutted next to Gulpin.
"Hi!" greeted Gulpin nervously.
"Oh hello there," answered Kadabra dryly.
"He's going home first," muttered Meowth under his breath.
After Kadabra's arrival, a bird flew towards the island. It had white feathers arounds its gray face and a red feather on its forehead.
The Pokemon bowed as it landed next to Celesteela, still flapping its wings. "Salutations, my name is sire Rufflet, I hope that I meet someone here that can match with my stupendous sword fighting skills."
Rufflet took out a shortsword from the belt on its waist. It brandished it with a grin. "I'm a tier three swordsmaster so you would have to do your best if you wish to best me."
"Aha, just go stand next to Kartana… and stop beating your wings, it's annoying!" growled Celesteela impatiently.
"It seems that you have not enough gusto to beat me… you don't even have the willpower to last my flapping wings, how pathetic," scoffed Rufflet.
"JUST DO WHAT I SAY!" barked Celesteela causing Rufflet to whimper. Reluctantly, Rufflet did what he was told. "Ruffians…"
Moments later, another Toxapex arrived. On it were three passengers. The first one was a butterfly with huge red eyes as big as saucers. It had a purple body and had black and white wings. The second passenger a blue turtle with fierce orange eyes and a brown shell. The final passenger on the Toxapex was a white-furred sloth with sharp claws and a tuft of red hair on its head. The Toxapex threw the three off of it into the sand.
The first to stand up was the sloth who quickly banged its chest. "WELL HELLO THERE ISLAND! I'M VIGOROTH, HOW NICE TO MEET YOU!"
Celesteela smiled as Vigoroth shook her appendage vigorously. "Um… I hope you don't mind but… kindly stand next to Kartana."
Vigoroth nodded vigorously before running towards the other contestants.
The second to stand up was the turtle who rubs its head in pain. "That smarts… who thought of using Toxapex for ocean travel? If I would have known… I would have swam here."
Kartana whistled then looked at the sky innocently.
The turtle sighed then smiled.
"Um… hi Squirtle, just stand next to Kartana so we could begin this!"
"O-okay," stammered Squirtle wobbling towards Kartana. He was not much of a talker but he talked more than most shy Pokemon.
The final passenger of the Toxapex stood up afterwards. "Ugh, I don't know why but… I should've flied here," The butterfly flew towards Celesteela. "Um… I would like to introduce myself, my name is Butterfree and…" Butterfree's eyes widened as she looked at the Ultra Beast. "You're something I've never seen before! Are you endangered?"
Celesteela shook her head. "I'm an Ultra Beast… we're the superior beings in the whole wide world… we also possess various powers that would overpower even Arceus, himself!"
Butterfree's eyes widened. "Oh wow… that's so coollll!"
Celesteela sighed. "Just… stand next to Kartana."
Butterfree nodded then quickly flew next to Squirtle.
Afterwards, two Toxapex, both carrying three competitors, neared the docks. The first passenger on the first Toxapex was a cat with white and blue fur. Next to it was a green mantis and next to the mantis was an Absol (I don't know what animal she is).
On the second Toxapex was a purple blob, a yellow mouse with red cheeks and wore a fedora and a ghost with a golden zipper for a mouth.
The two Toxapex quickly launched all of the six Pokemon towards the beach, to their dismay.
The Absol's face flushed in embarrassment as she stood up. Nervously, she hid behind Mimickyu who was hiding behind Gulpin.
"Um… that was Absol who I think… is not going to show herself to the public," stated Celesteela.
The cat quickly wiped off the sand on her fur in disgust. "This will not do… I'm going to add safety precautions and curfew for those Toxapex so that they would not be reckless."
"And the Toxapex threw us all off of it… they must be troublemakers," muttered the yellow mouse to himself.
The purple blob jumped back on its… non-existing feet. "I can't feel my legs… oh, I don't have any legs!"
"Welcome Meowstic, Pikachu and Ditto!" greeted Celesteela towards the cat, mouse and blob respectively. "Um… just go over to Kartana so we can begin with this."
The three nodded then went towards the others.
Meanwhile, on the beach, the remaining two stood back up.
"Did anyone caught that on camera? I would be insta-famous if they did!" chirped the mantis.
"Um… why?" queried the ghost confused. "You would known as the Leavanny that got thrown off a Toxapex."
"Hahaha, very funny… did anyone noticed that I danced while I fell… no one can top that!" scoffed Leavanny.
"Except for the sky… the mountains… the stars and the sun," chortled the ghost.
Leavanny slapped the ghost.
"Um… stop fighting, please head over here so we can introduce you two ladies!" requested Celesteela.
The two nodded then walked towards Celesteela.
"Okay… how are you, Banette and Leavanny?" asked Celesteela.
"I'm okay… I'm very happy to see you!" answered the ghost, now revealed as Banette.
"Um… we have not enough time left to do some comedy skit so… just stand next to Kartana."
Leavanny bowed then strutted towards the others with Banette trailing her.
Seconds later, another Toxapex arrived carrying three passengers. The first passenger was a turtle-like creature. On its head was a sapling and its body was green except for its back which was brown. The second passenger was a blue-green dinosaur with a large flower on its back. The last passenger was a yellowish-dragon with a red head that faintly resembled an axe. Before the Toxapex can stop, the dragon jumped off as the other two were thrown off of the Toxapex.
The turtle-like creature frowned as it held its head. "Imbeciles… they think that they can just throw me off… well… they must watch out!"
"Um… why would you say that?" whimpered the dinosaur. "They're just doing their job."
"Venusaur… they didn't bother to look at its passengers… they threw me… off! I'm Turtwig, for goodness sake! They should respect me," grumbled the turtle in response.
The dragon covered its ears nonchalantly before running towards the others.
"Again… that was Haxorus who I think, won't reveal himself," moaned Celesteela. "Turtle boy is Turtwig while dino boy is Venusaur."
Turtwig rolled his eyes. "Wow, that was a beautiful introduction.'"
"Hey… at least, they're trying," protested Venusaur.
"Okay… just stand next to Kartana… we still have a lot of contestants left to introduce," requested Celesteela. Turtwig and Venusaur nodded then walked towards the contestants.
Afterwards, another Tox- wait a minute, it's a Wailord carrying four of the contestants. The first one was a humanoid with a white dress and neat green hair. The second was a spider with a sac filled with water. The third Pokemon was a creature with a brown body and a green part on its head (sorry for the poor descriptions, I'm still… not that knowledgable). The last passenger was an Incineroar (I have no idea how to describe him).
Celesteela turned to Kartana. "I thought you only brought Toxapex."
"Um… they've ran out so… the remaining rides are all Wailord," explained Kartana.
Celesteela shrugged her shoulders. "At least no one would be trauma-"
SPLASH
The Chespin jumped off the Wailord then landed on the water.
"Ok… will someone get him? Alomomola, you're the only water type here."
"I'm like… not a good swimmer," retorted Alomomola.
Celesteela face-appendaged herself. "Now… we'll be one contestant sho-"
SPLASH
The spider jumped off then emerged with a grinning Chespin on its back.
"Araquanid, thank-"
SPLASH
The humanoid also jumped off then swam towards the two Pokemon in the water, hugging them tightly.
"Never… NEVER ever, jump off a moving Wailord… it's dangerous!" chided the humanoid.
The spider frowned.
"That… was epic!" intoned Chespin smiling to himself.
The humanoid sighed as she carried the two towards the dock, via hugging.
"Gardevoir, Araquanid and Chespin! Welcome to the island," greeted Celesteela as the Wailord finally reached the docks and an Incineroar playing with a Nintendo 3DS stepped off the Wailord. "Incineroar, welcome too!
Incineroar looked up from his console. "'sup"
"Um… okay, just stand next to Kartana."
Long story short, they all walked towards the other campers.
Shortly after, another water Pokemon arrived. It was a blue clam. And inside the clam was a pink pearl with a sleepy expression on its face. It yawned as it took its first step on the docks.
"Clamperl, you're finally here," greeted Celesteela.
Clamperl yawned. "Hi… I'm Clam- zzzzzzzz" Clamperl has dozed off in the middle of her sentence. Meowth sighed as he carried Clamperl towards the others.
After Clamperl, another Wailord arrived carrying four more campers. The first was a yellow humanoid with a fur coat around its neck. The second was a round ghost with a purple ghastly aura around it. The third passenger was a red bug and the final passenger was a purple creature that resembled a scorpion.
"Hello Gliscor, Scizor, Gastly and-" started Celesteela as the respective Pokemon walked towards the other contestants. Her face suddenly stiffened. "Hypno…"
"Hypno!" gasped Meowth.
"Hypno-" growled Rufflet.
"Hypno?" asked Alomomola confused.
Hypno drooped down a little. "You don't have to remind me…"
"Um… just stand next to Kartana," requested Celesteela prompting Hypno to walk towards the others. He stood next to Alomomola who waved at him.
Hypno waved back awkwardly.
Afterwards, another Wailord arrives carrying four more contestants. The first contestant was a white polar bear with frozen snot directly under its mouth. The second passenger was a gray dog with a dark furred face. The third passenger was a black jack-o-lantern and had a peach body sticky out of its top. The body was slender and long. Beady yellow eyes can be found on the main body. The passenger also had pink hair. The fourth passenger was pure white fox. It feet were pink and its eyes were pure blue. On its neck was a bowtie with extends to two white ribbons. Its area where the ears were was colored pink. On one of its ear is another bow that extends to another ribbon.
As the Wailord finally reached the docks, the four passengers stepped down. The gray dog and the ribbon fox seem to be arguing while the jack-o-lantern and polar bear watched idly.
"Girls, stop fighting," pleaded the jack-o-lantern.
"No… I won't… this guy is a Poochyena, the demon spawn of a Mightyena!" growled the fox.
"There's a big difference," scoffed the dog, now known as Poochyena.
"I agree with Gourgeist… fighting is not the best way to settle the score," agreed the polar bear. A malicious smile formed on his face. "But… if you want… you can settle it on the bed."
The fox and Poochyena's eyes both widened. They both turned away from each other. "I'm not into boys," muttered the fox.
"And I'm not into girls like you," grumbled Poochyena.
Celesteela cleared her throat attracting the attention of the four.
"Celes, they were just getting to the good part… on the bed," moaned Kartana.
Celesteela rolled her eyes then turned to the four new arrivals. "Okay, this time, I'll let you introduce yourselves."
The polar bear was the first one to speak. "Ahem, my name is Beartic… I would like to see my fellow competitors… and their-"
BEEP
Beartic's eyes widened. "What the heck was that?!"
"That was our anti-SPG buzzer that automatically plays when an indecent comment is made, it's automatic and very effective," explained Celesteela.
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A Volbeat growled as it pressed a button inside an enclosed space. "Automatic, my ass… I'm the one who pressed the button 24/7 just to do that!"
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"Okay… let's continue with our introductions, shall we," requested Celesteela.
"Um… I'm Gourgeist and… I'm here… just to have fun and prevent fights from us fellow mons," uttered the jack-o-lantern.
"You're just a stupid person to join a show that is centered on violence and… there won't be fun here," scoffed Kadabra.
Gourgeist frowned sheepishly. "Don't underestimate me just because I'm a peacekeeper… you're just a… smartass."
Kadabra glared at Gourgeist then turned away.
Gastly looked at Gourgeist earnestly. Mimickyu gave him a look. "Um… I'm not that social… b-but, you l-look like you're a-admiring Gourgeist."
Gastly shook his head. "No, I'm not… I'm just a coward…"
"I feel you… I-I'm a s-super shy gal… I'm s-surprised that I'm t-talking to you," admitted Mimickyu.
Meanwhile, it was now Poochyena's turn to introduce himself.
"Ahem, my name is Poochyena… don't forget it!" introduced Poochyena.
"And I'm Sylveon," said the fox glaring at the Poochyena. "I hope that I can make many friends here."
"O-okay, just stand next to Kartana… we still have four more contestants yet to arrive,"
The four nodded then did was she told.
Sylveon stood next to Klefki and Alomomola.
Alomomola sprinkled glitter on Sylveon. "Whoopee, another girl is here! There are a lot of boys here… I figured that no one would love my glitter!"
Klefki nodded as she continued to twerk. "Sylveon dearie, do you want to join our posse?"
"Of course… girls need to stay together," exclaimed Sylveon making Klefki and Alomomola smile.
Seconds later, the last Wailord arrived carrying the last four contestants. The first passenger was a gray dragon with black legs. His lower body was covered with gray scales than turns yellow at its tips. On its tail was a yellow scale. It also had yellow claws. A large yellow scale is located on its forehead. The second passenger was an orange simian with a brown belly. On the end of its tail was fire. It had five fingers and near its shoulders were yellow fur. It also had a red nose and blue fur surrounded its eyes. The third passenger was quadruped canine that was mainly black with a long orange snout and an orange underbelly. It had small red eyes and a black nose. There are two white bands on each of its ankles, as well as three rib-like ridges on its back. It also had a thin black tail with a triangular tip and three pointy claws on each paw. To top it all off, there were two gray curved horns on its head. The last passenger was a bipedal mongoose-like creature. It had black eyes and a fluffy tail. Red scar-like markings covered its body. It also had two black sharp claws on the ends of its hands.
The Wailord quickly dropped them off before leaving.
"That was a shitty ride… and I got to share it with very unpleasant people," grumbled the scaly dragon.
"You have a problem with that!" growled the mongoose leaning closer to the dragon, claw nearing the dragon's next.
"If you're really strong like what you think you are, you would have slashed me already… you're just a egotistical retard," scoffed the dragon.
The mongoose glared at the dragon then slash the dragon.
"That… was lame," drawled the dragon not even fazed by the attack.
"Just attack him already!" encouraged the canine.
The simian smiled sheepishly. "What she said!"
Kartana held a cap as Kadabra poured cash onto it. "Okay, Kadabra is rooting for Jang-"
"Kartana, we have to introduce them… no bets!" growled Celesteela impatiently. She then turned to the last four contestants with a smile on her face. "Okay… it's time for you to introduce yourselves so we can finally begin!"
"Who are you? My preschool teacher," drawled the dragon causing Celesteela to roll her eyes.
"Just do it!"
"Okay… my name is Jangmo-o and I'm feeling absolutely shitty today because I've met the worst nightmare of my life," said the dragon nonchalantly, pointing at the mongoose.
"O-okay, you're next," said Celesteela turning to the monkey.
"Hey, my name is Monferno! I'm here to have a happy time," greeted the monkey cheerfully.
"I'm Zangoose… I want to kill someone right now!"
"Houndoom…"
"O-okay, that's everyone, just stand next to Kartana so we can begin."
The four nodded then walked towards Kartana.
Celesteela floated above them landing on the beach behind the group. She gestured the contestants ad Kartana to follow here. "It's time to begin the tour so follow me!"
Celesteela led the group to a clearing where a flagpole was placed in the center. There were five cabins also. Two in the left and two to the right with the last cabin at the center.
"Um… why are there too many cabins?" asked Butterfree as they walked by.
"Well… there would be two cabins per team, one for each gender," explained Celesteela. "The middle cabin is the mess hall where you'll eat."
"Um… but where would you two sleep?" queried Squirtle.
"We have our own living accommodations," answered Celesteela stopping in front of an outhouse in the right edge of the clearing.
"Okay, that outhouse contains the confessional where you can vent," continued Celesteela. "I'll be going, um… the next challenge will be in two hours so prepare if you like," requested Celesteela.
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Gulpin gulped. "I hope that this season would be not as edgy as the legendary beasts'… b-but there's an Eeveelution here… let's just hope that she won't be as bad as Espeon."
Gulpin then smiled. "On the other hand… FOODDDD!"
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Sylveon purred as she licked her lips. "There are a lot of options for me to choose from but… who would be the one I should choose…?"
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"This show is just mathematics, all you need is to use your brain and you're the winner… that means I have the upper hand!" boasted Kadabra.
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"Ummm… I hope that no one is intimidated by my looks… I'm a nice guy…" wished Venusaur.
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Mimickyu continued to blush. "Um… this is seen by the entire world, right?"
"Of course it is!" she heard from the outside.
Mimickyu's eyes widened. "Oh gosh… I don't know what to say."
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"Everyone needs to be safe and… this island is not safe for my babies… I need to make sure that no one is left behind," expressed Gardevoir.
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"Everyone, if you're in a pinch, you can always count on me so don't lose hope," intoned Araquanid. "Ahahaha… did I sound evil again?"
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Leavanny smiled then waved at the camera. "Hello, my name is Leavanny and I'm a good ballerina and-"
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Clamperl yawned. "I don't care… all I want to do is… ZZZZZZZZZZ!"
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Klefki and Alomomola smiled at each other.
"This would be a fun game… I would showcase my dancing abilities," commented Klefki coolly.
"And I would use my glitter!" added Alomomola.
"And together with the money, it's a win-win situation!" the both squealed in unison.
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Meowzer held an envelope filled with files.
"Okay… where is it… aha!" Meowzer smiled as she held a file with "Introductions" written on it. "Now I can socialize!"
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Butterfree looked at the side of the confessional dreamily. "This game would be fun and I would earn new friends!" She then frowned. "Not fake friends…"
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"Lame confessional, lame show, lame hosts… this would be lame," drawled Jangmo-o.
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Zangoose cracked her fists. "Hehehehe, this would be my perfect time to shine… I hope that the first challenge is physical!"
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Hypno growled at the camera. "Those plebians… think that I'm the egotistical bastard that ruined our species' reputation… I'll show them… I'll show them all!"
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"Hahaha, I have so many puns to tell," chuckled Banette.
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Scizor sighed then closed his eyes.
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Nidoking smiled then waved at the camera.
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"Jangmo-o's personality… it would ruin the island's tropical atmosphere," grumbled Pikachu.
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Rufflet brandished his sword then smirked. "They'll never know what hit them… in this case, stabbed them!" He then trips then fell into the toilet.
Trying to get out, he accidentally flushed the toilet.
Rufflet frowned as he continued to spin. "I…HATE…SWIRLIES!"
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Poochyena sighed. "There are a lot of hot guys on this island… maybe, this would be my lucky time to shine."
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"I'm so enraged to the fact that males and females can't be in the same cabin… it's… despicable… but… they do need to have their privacy so… maybe, it's okay," said Beartic frowning. He then smiled. "There's still males!"
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Houndoom cackled as she scratched the walls. "Hahahahahahahaha, this game would be fun!"
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Squirtle sweatdropped. "R-reactions?" He then blushed. "I have no c-comment."
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Kartana smiled evilly. "Okay… that ends the first episode so please enjoy!"
"FOURTH WALL!" heard from outside.
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That ends the first chapter. Some Pokemon didn't talk but I hope that you get the personalities of the ones who did.
Phione: Please review-
Celesteela: Wrong story! *pushed Phione off the screen*
Celesteela: Please review your predictions, reactions… the author also loves lists!
