AN: Based off of the Bought Off and Sold to Disney stories. Get ready for the battle of all canons.


Jacen Solo was beyond unhappy. While he did get to hang out in the Disney Parks, (technically being Disney property now) he was "non-canon" and was a "legend." Now, he, Jaina, and Anakin always knew that they would be legends someday, but they hadn't thought it would be like this. Still, Tenel Ka trailed him, Allana walking after them. It was weird, the whole ages that had been set for them, but Anakin had just rolled with it. After all, this meant that he technically wasn't dead anymore.

Maybe he would've been okay with this if it weren't for him.

"He even stole my Sith name!" Jacen seethed. "Kylo, Caedus, couldn't he be more original?"

"Maybe they were just trying to reference you?" Tenel Ka suggested. She was rather amused by the turn of events. After all, Epcot was hella more fun than the Hapes Consortium. She'd already gotten her room with the princesses (including Leia and Padmé and even Jaina by a strange turn of events) and had gotten along just fine with Mulan and Merida.

"Then why didn't they keep us?" Jacen argued. "We brought the fangirls and fanboys to their knees!"

"And if I remember correctly, everyone hated you after that," Tenel Ka remarked dryly as she patted his cheek.

Allana frowned, not entirely understanding. It had been interesting, getting to know her real daddy, but it still didn't entirely match up with the Sith Lord she'd known.

"It's the principle of the thing!" Jacen shouted, which drew attention from Kylo. He stomped down from the platform where he was signing autographs and posing for the little kids. He activated his tri-saber and everyone gasped.

Jacen just calmly activated his own green lightsaber. Tenel Ka held Allana's hand and waited to see what would happen while Jaina and Anakin activated their lightsabers (naturally making Tahiri light hers up). The two character incarnations just stared each other down until Kylo took off his helmet.

Jaina turned off her lightsaber and started snickering.

"You look like Kyp!" She said, and Kyp, Zekk, and Jag started staring down this newcomer. There was not going to be another point in the love square.

"Relax," Jaina ordered. "He's technically my brother from another continuity, so- Ew! Stop thinking about that!"

Kylo shook his head, obviously disgusted with his sister from another continuity.

"So you're the man I've heard so much about," Jacen drawled.

"Wait, so you're Darth Caedus?" Kylo asked with the look of a four-year-old who'd gotten a pony for their birthday.

"Jacen Solo, but yes," Jacen replied.

"OH MY GODS YOU'RE AWESOME!" Kylo squealed. Three people walked up behind him.

"Did Ben find Darth Vader again?" Rey groaned.

"Dude, you've got to stop, or Anakin's going to kill you," Finn said.

"What?" Anakin asked, not totally understanding.

"Wait, are you called Anakin too?" Finn asked.

"Yeah," Anakin and Tahiri chorused.

"Oh, you must be the Legends, that's cool," Poe said.

"I'm Rey."

"Jaina."

"Tenel Ka."

"Allana Solo."

"Tahiri."

The girls grinned at each other.

"Wanna go on the Tower of Terror?" Rey asked.

"Hells yes!" Jaina declared.

"Jacen didn't want to go, but Allie and I did, so yes," Tenel Ka said as she received a dirty look from Jacen.

"Better than sticking around here," Tahiri said.

"Wait, can I come with you?" Anakin asked, and the girls decided to let him tag along. They all started skipping down the Hollywood Studios park streets, elbows linked. This left Poe, Jag, Kyp, Zekk, Jacen, Finn, and Kylo to fend for themselves.

"Hey, wanna go check out Soaring in Epcot?" Poe asked Jag after an awkward silence.

"Yeah, come on Zekk, Finn," Jag said, and they all booked it. Kyp wanted to book it with them, but Jacen held onto his cloak with the Force.

You are going to help me, he grumbled telepathically.

Meanwhile, Kylo had been fanboying over meeting the Darth Caedus that he'd been based off of. Caedus re-activated his lightsaber. He was going to take down this so-called new "canon" version of him.