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MOEMON: KANTO EDITION

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Press Start!

CONTINUE
PLAYER'S:
Michael, Noel, Benoni, Davish, Holden, Ultra.

Time: Uhhhh...lost count.

Moedex: Full Pokedex is completed upon Gifted.

Badges: Too


Recap:

Note: I'm not going to act like these characters are new, and write this in a way that you would know the characters. Go read "Moemon: THE SQUAD adventures" as that is the PREQUEL!

Michael and "THE SQUAD" arrived in the moeverse. They Michael, David, and Holden got their starters: Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur; in that order. After that, they caught their second moemon in that order: Pidgey, Spearow, and Rattata. Michael got depressed after killing Sparrow. They got lost in a forest. Inside Michael caught a Pikachu and Caterpie. David caught a Scyther and Weedle. They ran into team new order; kicked their buts. They got their badges and proceed to catch new moemon. Michael got a Nidoran Female; While Holden got a Nidoran Male and a Jigglypuff. Michael killed someone in a fit of rage. The Squad separated, trained, and fought in a tournament. David was forced to take an egg as well as catch a baby Kangaskhan. Michael left the group due to accidentally killing the 2nd gym leaders moemon, there he met up with Benoni and Noel. Something awesome happened, arrived in Viridian city, and beat ASH KETCHUM WHO IS A LIER!


3rd person

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Someone yelled very loudly.

"Ow god my ear's!" Benoni yelled. Michael popped out of nowhere and dropkicked him. "Ow my face!"

"Aw man, a reference and a running gag all in one go! Man, I'm just amazing." Michael said as he got up. Benoni gave him a death stare. "Fight me homie. But ya gonna be beaten faster than Yamcha to Cell JR."

It was then Piko, Michael's Pikachu, jumped onto his shoulders letting off sparks.

"Fight me!" She said trying to sound intimidating. Although for Piko that's nearly impossible since the director made her that way. Or if you count her murderous personality, either or works.

"Down girl. Hmmmm...wonder who's turn it is to stay in bed. It was supposed to be Britney's turn, but she's at the lab recovering. So that means I gotta reset my list." Michael said. Benoni and Noel looked at him. They weren't expecting him to have a list. Michael shrugged as they continued to walk towards their destination. The fishing contest. Now don't get me wrong, Michael does not have the patience for this. He never has, never will. But when it comes to Moemon, or pokemon in general, he has all the patients in the world. "Right. What type of water-type do I want? Well, the best Gen-1 water moemon is Lapras without a doubt. But I've encountered moemon from other generations in this region so…yeah probably still Lapras."

"Why's that? There are things like Lantern and Wailord." Benoni asked Michael.

"Simple Benoni. Unlike those two moemon, Lapras has HP and DEF/SP-DEF. Not to mention she has a good move pool." Michael said. "I mean don't get me wrong, there are other good water-types, but none compare to Lapras."

"Hah, good luck. Lapras are extremely rare." Benoni said.

"Don't you need very...meaty!" Noel said. Everyone there stopped and looked at him. "You know...meat...they have different rarity...like medium-rare...okay."

"Noel. Mah boi." Michael said, doing a 'what are those' form with his hand's. Benoni just sighed. "Desu-Desu…"

"Sore wa watashi ga kore made ni kiita naka de mottomo hidoi monodeshita…" Benoni mumbled.

"Hontōni? Watashi wa fuyunorondo de watashitachi ga akka shita to chikatta koto ga arimashita." Michael responded.

"Anata wa... Anata ga nani o itte iru no ka wakarimasu ka?" Noel asked.

"NANI?" Michael and Benoni asked. A sweat drop fell on their head as Noel just shook his head. "W-whatever (baka). Let's just get to the fishing contest."

And with that, everyone headed to the contest.


Michael's POV

"Ahhhhhhh!" I yelled, sounding like Courage The Cowardly Dog (anyone remembers that funny show?). I had a nightmare that Benoni released CH8 of his story and that we were evenly matched, but that was a dream within a dream, and then Madam Goddess was my doctor! Good thing he hasn't released chapter 8….that would be terrible.

Uhhhhh…

"Author. If you tell me I swear to god I will hurt you." I told him. He moved his chair back a little. Yeah, you do that.

"What's wrong? And who are you talking to?" Charla asked, peeking her head over a rock she was hiding behind. I turned around.

"Oh, nothing, who are you talking to?" I asked. She just sat back down and stayed on the rock. I really wish I knew why she doesn't like me anymore. I remember she called me a traitor...but why? I take good care of her. I train her because she wants to be the strongest there is. What could I be missing? Meh, oh well. I guess we'll have to find out next time, ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF-

"Michael something's tugging on your pole!" Noel asked. I looked down. "I mean your fishing pole!"

"God dang-it Noel, stop being Yamcha! We already have one of those!" I said, grabbing the fishing pole.

It seems like contestant Michael has caught something on his pole! But what could it be?" The announcer says. M-man this is really hea-

Battle engaged!

"Whoa!" I yelled, getting dragged into the water. Suddenly tentacles get ahold of me, wrapping around my arms, legs, waist, and neck. I struggled as I saw a Shadow. I finally released my air when my vision went dark…

Heh, heh, heh….hahahahah!

"(Grrrrrr! No!)" I motivated myself. My eyes shot open as I grabbed one of the tentacles and pulled it forward, getting a view of what moemon attacked me. Of course, the first thing I saw was her boobs, but...no! It launched me out of the water and I landed on a rock. Well, actually there were multiple rocks's here. I coughed up some water, looking around. Okay, now I can explain. This moemon was-

"HOLY SH**!" I-I mean…*cough*. She had a perfect mixture of tan and white skin, with long blue hair going down to her perfectly curved thighs. She had what seemed like a C-sized cup, with crystal blue eyes. She also had on a tight and revealing swim top (cuz this thing barely covers her nipples) and a normal swimming bottom. Oh, thank god for that...down boy, we're in the middle of public. I jumped off multiple rocks to try and punch her, but of course, she jumped back into the water, in which I jumped back. "(dat ass tho)"

Her tentacles we-...that actually sound wrong. Anyway, she entangled me with her tentacles again, this time she jumped onto a rock with a smirk, as she brung me out into the air. This had led to me being angry.

"Hey! This is not going to be a gay tentacle porn chapter!" I yelled at the moemon. She licked her lips. Oh god, she wants it to be that. Or eat me. Either or. About...10 or 11 other younger version of the girl holding me appeared. "Oh, you don't know about me huh?"

The moemon shook their heads.

"Heh, heh, heh. PIKO! I PROMISE COOKIES IF YOU FREE ME!" I yelled. A couple moments later a wave of water was coming towards me.

"PIKA! PIKA! PIKA! PIKA! PIKA! PI-KAAA!" Piko came in, tackling the Tentacruel with electricity. Volt Tackle huh? Sweet! Don't know how she learned it...I guess the same bullshit way Ash Ketchum did. Piko walked up to me. "Cookies!"

"Now hold on, after we kick some butt," I said. Piko gave me a determined nod before sparking her cheeks. I smirked and then started laughing a bit insane. "Start this thing off with a Thundershock!"

Piko jumped into the air, letting out a stream of Electricity. The Tentacruel flinched from the attack but came out relatively fine.

"I see how it is, use Electro Ball!" I commanded. Piko created a big yellow ball and chucked it at the sexy woman, who was unable to stay on the rocks. She was knocked into the water due to her inability to block the attack. She was knocked into the water, in which the other little girl's jumped out. I and Piko prepared ourselves as the Tentacool appeared. The Tentacruel also jumped out of the water. Their hair shot forward, which I now figured out is there tentacles, and we tried to dodge. However, we were hit by multiple at a time. "Thundershock all around us?"

Piko nodded, letting out a ginormous burst of electricity around us. Just as I thought, she had hit all of them. However what I did not calculate is the fact that I was right behind her and was also hit with the attack, which with the fact that I'm wet, it hurt a lot. I fell over, face planting a rock before falling into the water. I started struggling as my lungs were filled with water again, but it ended up useless as I lost strength to my muscles before I could reach the top, and so I passed out.


Group 2

"Okay, I'm ready!" Ultra said to Holden. Holden didn't know what to do. He didn't want to humiliate him, but at the same time, he thinks this isn't going to be as easy as he thinks. David was sitting in a chair, with Wendy sitting on his lap and chest. Wendy? Oh, you're probably confused. Wendy is his Wartortle. He renamed her since Squirt didn't make sense anymore. Ariel was out watching from above while doing some flips, Sally was sitting next to David in another chair, Kansas was playing with some of those little toy boxes that children play with, and Isabella was in the shade carefully watching the egg; David figured her overprotectiveness was from her being a Queen Beedrill.

"Okay...I'll take it easy on you." Holden said. Ultra nodded. Little did Holden know...he was going to be Yamcha'd. "Okay then, come on out Golo!"

Holden threw out a moeball, in which it burst open to reveal a teenage girl. She had blue hair down to her neck, with her bangs going down in between her eyebrows. She had crystal Purple eyes and white somewhat pale skin. She had on a purple sleeveless dress with a purple skirt that went to her knees. On her feet were pink flip-flops. She had two fangs sticking out of her mouth, some kind of way to look cute is what Holden thought, although no one knows why. Finally, she had two purple wings with a bluish color on most of the bottom. They were about 3 feet long. Ulta looked in awww.

"Oooh, she's really pretty!" Ultra said. Golo gasped a little, then giggled.

"Why thank you!" Golo said, blushing. Ultra grabbed one of his moeball's. He only had two, but David and Holden had no idea what it they could be. Ultra chucked the ball, and out came a maiden. She had black hair down almost to her butt. She was bit…"bigger" than most moemon, having a bit more fat, but still looked in fairly good shape. She had a Maids cap on, which was blue with tan flourish. She had a long sleeve maids outfit as well, with yellow around her stomach and a blue skirt, with the tan flourish around the bottom. She opened her eyes to reveal her beautiful brown eyes, with her bright smile. She turned around, lifting her skirt up a little as she bowed.

"Afternoon Master." She said.

"Hey, Iris! I was hoping we could battle." Ultra said kindly. Iris turned around, staring at the Golbat.

"Oh, this thing? I sure can master. Do you remember my move set?" Iris asked Ultra. Ultra put his sleeve to his mouth, having to think for a moment, before nodding. "Alright, then let's battle!"

Battle Engaged!

"The hell is this…?" Holden asked. Both him and David pulled out their moedex, altho David had a couple idea's what it could be.

Species: Snorlax

National Number: 145

Height: 6'9 (0'2 lower than average)

Weight: 240 (60 pounds less than average)

Weak against: Fig,

Ability: Immunity, Thick Fat, Gluttony (hidden)

Stats: 160, 110, 65, 65, 110, 30

Moves: Mostly Normal, however, can learn a small variety of other movies.

Info:

The pre-recorded text said that long ago Snorlax would weigh up to nearly a thousand pounds. However, the heaviest Snorlax in recorded history is 600 pounds, twice as average. It is said they lost weight due to battle.

Note: Im not making an Obese woman battle. That's why Snorlax don't weigh 1000 pounds.

"Ok...lot's of HP but l-"

"Power-Up Punch!" Ultra yelled. Iris ran forward, swinging her fist forward, and hitting Golo, knocking her away. Golo jumped into the air. Holden suddenly snapped to attention after finishing his thoughts. "Now follow up with Ice Punch!"

Iris threw her fist, with the power of Ice engulfing it. Then she dug her ice filled fist into Golo, freezing her.

"Now...ummmm...shocky punch!" Ultra ordered.

"You mean Thunder Punch correct sir?" Iris asked.

"Yup!" Ultra confirmed. Iris jumped forward, and it was a pretty far distance and knocked Golo out by breaking the ice only to shock Golo with electricity. Golo fell to the ground unconscious. Holden's eyes twitched.

"Y-you...how...why…?" Holden was confuzzled.

"HAH!" David yelled laughing. Yamcha...just got pwned.

Yamcha ownage count: 1


Ye...happy anniversary moemon.