To the tune of "Frere Jacque"

Harry potter,

Harry potter

Where are you?

Where are you?

Flying over Hogwarts

Flying over Hogwarts

That's quite true!

That's quite true!

'Mione Granger,

'Mione Granger,

Where are you?

Where are you?

Studying your homework

Studying your homework

Ron's so rude,

Yet so cute! 

Ronald weasley,

Ronald waesley,

Where are you?

Where are you?

Dreaming of Hermione

Dreaming of Hermione

Who you'll woo

Who you'll woo