Deliver Us From Evil

Hey everyone! Jed here! I just wanted to tell you that I'm back from a huge vacation from writing! Here's my first fresh story since a long time. (I tried writing some Spanish ones, but they never reviewed ! Oh well!). It's YAOI and there may possibly be a lemon. Tell me if you want one in your review. YxYY and AnzuX??? . Please enjoy and review!!!

Chapter 1: Lead Us Not Into Temptation

Darkness. Too dark for your advanced cat to see a shiny object in the chilly midnight madness. Fear. Too scared to poke his head up past the embarrassingly frilly window sill decorated with every kind of flower, star, and fleur-de-li imaginable, Yugi crawled by the side of the house, careful not to crunch the smallest of leaves or squish the slightest amount of mud in the soggy October backyard. This was his second time doing this and, feeling as if he were a professional, he did NOT want to screw this up. With curiosity, he looked behind him and beamed his flashlight toward the corner of the house.

"Koi?" He called out silently behind him as not to disturb a sleeping bird so content in its nest. No answer. He slowly searched the backyard with his flashlight looking for his Yami. "Yami? Where are you?" He whispered to himself. After three minutes of searching frantically for his slightly-naïve Yami, he spotted him near a sweet Jeffrey tree attempting to shoo away a squirrel. The tree smelt of a mix of pure vanilla extract and Mother Nature's fresh bark wood in the early morning. "Yami!" He scolded in whisper. Yami jumped and looked up at Yugi, very much startled. He waved, as if his haste was optional. Yugi rolled his eyes. "Psst!" An angry Yugi blew through his teeth, "let's go!" Yami sighed and, before crawling away, backhanded the squirrel into a puddle of water from yesterday's rain. Yami scurried over to his hikari.

"Why are we trying to move so fast?" Yami asked.

"Because, the quicker we move, the quicker we discover if Anzu has a man yet", Yugi answered. Being woken up at 11:30 pm was enough for Yami, and he wasn't very comfortable creeping out of his quiet neighborhood when he could be back at his house, cuddling with his hikari, safe and sound.

"Aibou, listen to me—what are we doing out here in the first place? This isn't any of our business and besides, when Anzu finds out—" He was cut off.

"—She's not going to find out", Yugi interrupted.

"But we can't risk out friendship with her…" Yami paused to review his previous statement, "we're not being very faithful friends right now—"

"Ya' know what, SCREW friendship", Yugi shouted, still keeping his voice near a whisper, "I'm sure I can find a way to repair our friendship if anything happens. He noticed Yami's upset expression. He new EXACTLY how to fix it. "Okay, Yami, I'll tell ya'what. If we are successful, meaning if you work with me, not against me," Yugi reminded, "then when we get home, I promise you, we'll have some make-up sex". Yami's expression changed from poor to excited. Yugi glanced at Yami's choice leather pants. He knew that he'd have to work to get Yami so tempted that he'd be falling all over him. "C'mon let's take a peep". Yami nodded. The two approached another window near the back of the house where the lonely patio sat further out into the backyard. Yugi stood up, careful not to let a stitch of his clothing flash in front of the window. He helped Yami up on the opposite side of the also over-decorated window.

"Okay, ready? On three. One, two,…"Yugi counted. He and Yami both leaned their heads in front of the window. There was Anzu, comfortably dreaming in her over-priced waterbed, the covers carefully tucked over and beneath her. There was also another figure sleeping in the bed with her, supposedly a man. This was Yami and Yugi's mission, to find out who that mysterious figure was. Noticing that their breath was fogging up the window, Yugi instructed Yami to step back so that he could get a closer look. Yami did as instructed.

Yami's Perspective

"Mmm—look at that ass," I said in my sexy, baritone voice as I rubbed my hand over my crotch area. I couldn't wait for this "make-up" sex that my hikari was talking about. What Yugi didn't know was that he wouldn't be able to walk when I was finished with him…

Omniscient

Yugi, unfazed, knew exactly what the pervert was doing behind him, but he liked it. As long as Yami was becoming and falling hard for him, he had Yami under his power. Yugi took his light fingers and carefully pushed up on the window, hoping that it would slide open without a squeak. To his surprise, the window automatically slid open. He should have known that Anzu would be too dazzled by technology to realize that automatic-sliding windows would cost a fortune. What surprised him even more was that the Anzu forgot to set her alarm system, so he and Yami were free to do as they pleased.

Yugi stepped in first. He carefully slipped his foot through and tested the carpet below him for squeaks. To his amazement, nothing happened. Anzu was doing better than he had premeditated. Yugi decided to get fancy and rolled his body into the house, hoping that Yami was watching. As always, Yami was, and his expression turned into a sexy one. Yami then joined his hikari in the house. They crept around to the other side of the bed, where the mysterious figure lay. The suspense grew. Yami sat down on the bed, shaking it. Yugi jumped. He gave Yami a 'don't you dare' expression. Yami quickly stood back up. Yugi grasped the soft, silky covers and carefully drew them back. They both glanced at the face of the mystery man. When he saw the face, Yami could hold it in no longer.

"Holy SHIT!" Yami screamed at the top of his lungs. Yugi shushed him, but it was far too late. Anzu, startled out of her wits, jumped up from her bed…

That's it for now. I'll add more on if you liked it. Please review! My writing improves with feedback! Gomen!