KrysOfDeath: …I HATE EVERYTHING! .
Kish: o.o! Even ME?! (pout)
KrysOfDeath: …I hate ALMOST everything! .
Kish: (nod, nod) That's better.
KrysOfDeath: My ENTIRE freakin' account on this site was removed for NO GOD DAMN REASON! It PISSES ME OFF! ((screams))
Kish: ...You had it coming. u.u;
KrysOfDeath: ...Yeah, well anyways, I've started resubmitting my fanfics, along with new ones so people don't just think I'm a fic-theif running around with my own username. xD
Kish: O.o;
AVERAGE DAY ON THE SPACESHIP
Pai and Taruto sat at a small table, bored looks on their faces. There were loud slamming noises in the background. Pai sighed. "Hurry up," he said.
Taruto rolled his eyes and looked down at his hand. "Um…got any threes?"
"No."
"You-" Taruto paused as Kish leapt over the table, swinging wildly at some small object, then tripping and falling flat on his face. That being over, Taruto continued. "You liar! You asked me for a three last round!"
Pai crossed his arms. "Did not!" he snapped in annoyance.
"Pai! DON'T MOVE! It's on your head!" Kish whacked Pai over the head with a rolled up stack of papers. "Damn it! You moved! It's getting away!" The green-haired alien ran off, not noticing the death glares Pai was giving him.
Taruto threw the cards he was holding down. "I quit! You're always cheating!" With that, the boy stalked off to gorge on the candy he'd stolen from Purin. Pai sighed in exasperation. A few minutes later Kish ran by and the older alien snatched his ribbons, forcing poor Kish to fall face-first to the floor again.
"God DAMN it, Pai! I almost had it!" Kish whined.
"Stop being such a moron. It's just a-"
Pai was cut off as Taruto went by screaming wildly about barbecue sauce flavored shampoo, as he was now high on candy. Kish stared after him with a bored look on his face. "Purin's having a bad influence on him…"
(LATER)
Pai and Taruto sat at a small table, glaring at each other. Kish, yet again, leapt over the table, attempting to catch…whatever it was. Pai blinked in surprise. "HA! You blinked! I win!" Taruto yelled. "I won fair and square!"
Pai stared at him for a moment, then sighed and rolled his eyes. "Uh-huh, sure."
(LATER)
Taruto was laying on the floor reading a magazine he'd stolen from Kish (you don't want to know what's in that magazine, people, believe me), while Pai was adding up percentages. "Damn it. One hundred again…" Pai muttered in annoyance.
"Pai, no matter how many times you add up those percentages, you'll ALWAYS get one hundred," Taruto replied lazily, turning the page of the magazine.
"…Shut up. I'm trying to disprove that theory."
"Sure, whatever…Why does Kish HAVE this magazine???"
(LATER)
"Do you think he's gotten it yet?" Pai asked Taruto, watching Kish run around in circles.
"Probably not," Taruto responded. He looked down at the magazine in his lap. "I'm still trying to figure out why Kish has this thing…"
SPLAT!
Pai and Taruto exchanged glances as Kish started laughing maniacally. "Well…he got it."
"HA! I told you I could get it! But NO! You didn't believe me! See, it IS possible to smash a fly without a fly-swatter! HA! IN YOUR FACE!" Kish shouted, waving the poor, flattened creature insanely.
Pai sighed and shook his head. "Okay, you proved us wrong, now…go wash your hands."
"Yeah, yeah, sure."
(LATER)
"KIIIIIIISH! Why do you HAVE this thing?!" Taruto waved the magazine he'd stolen.
Kish scowled at him. "Didn't you ask me this SAME question YESTERDAY?! Look, I happen to like that magazine, now give it BACK!" There was a brief moment of struggling for the magazine in which Taruto nearly got his pigtails cut off. Unfortunately, he managed to dodge at the last second and keep his hair the way it was, and fortunately, Kish got his magazine back.
"You only like it because it's got pictures of cute girls!"
"Cute girls in waitress outfits!" Kish retorted, waving it. "And that's not the only reason! It's got all the secret recipes!"
Taruto stared at him for a moment, then snatched the magazine back, skimming through it. "Ah…what do you know! Keiichiro's secret recipe for 'upside-down pineapple cake'!" Taruto blinked, then turned to Kish. "So you DIDN'T just buy this cuz it's got pictures of Ichigo in it!" Kish took that moment to face-vault dramatically.
(A/N: The magazine is about Café Mew-Mew, in case you didn't figure it out. XD)
(LATER)
Pai sat at the small table from earlier on in the chapter, entering numbers into a small computer. "DAMN IT!" he yelled suddenly, causing Kish and Taruto to freak out momentarily. "…I got one hundred again."
The two other aliens exchanged glances, then shook their heads sympathetically. "He'll never disprove that theory," Kish said in mock sadness.
END OF CHAPTER!
KrysOfDeath: Will Taruto ever beat Pai at cards? Will Pai EVER figure out how to disprove the hundred percent theory?
Kish: Will I ever get it into your head that there's no such THING as the hundred percent theory?
KrysOfDeath: Will Kish ever get it into my head that - HEY! (glares at Kish)
Kish: (rolls eyes)
KrysOfDeath: … (sigh) Whatever. ((ahem)) If you were one of my previous readers...sorry, but...Meh. This site seems to hate me. ((sobs)) But I'm reuploading everything to this site, along with new stuff, so don't be upset! n.n
Kish: ((scoffs)) Why would they be? u.u;
KrysOfDeath: u.u ... ((whacks Kish with newspaper))
Kish: OW! ((insert random adult word here)) x.x
