Lithuania was nervous as he heard that Russia was going to invade Poland,he had to warn him,so he got on the phone and called.
"Like hello?"Poland greeted on the phone.
"Hello Poland,I came to warn you about Russia planning to invade your house"
"Sorry Liet,like you caught me in a totally wrong time.I'm in the middle of being me,call me back later"Poland hangs up,he's busy louging in a beach chair near his pool,many females smiling and giggling at Poland.
Its out with the old and in with the new,
Goodbye clouds of Gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
Excuse Me
The pianoist stopped as she smiled at Poland.
Thank You
Iced tea imported from England,
Lifeguards imported from Spain,
Towels imported from Turkey,
Turkey imported from Maine,
We're gonna relax and renew,
Female lifeguards started to come at him.
You, go, do!
I want fabulous,
That is my simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
I need something inspiring to help me get along,
I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?
He walks up to one of the females
Fetch me my jimmy choo flip flops,
Where is my pink prada tote?
I need my tiffany hair band,
And then I can go for a float.
A summer like never before
I want more!
(Females)
He wants fabulous,
That is his simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
He needs something inspiring to help him get along,
He needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?(Poland:Totally)
Fabulous parties even fabulous trash,(Poland:Like no!)
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling,(Poland:Like awsome!)
He's got to have fabulous everything.(Poland:OMG!You got it!)
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash,
Nothing to Discuss
Everything's got to be perfect.
Poland:For me!
(Females)
He wants fabulous,
That is his simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
He needs something inspiring to help him get along,
He needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?
(Poland)
This won't do, that's a bore,
That's insulting, I need more!
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need, I need
I Need FABULOUS!
Fabulous Hair, fabulous style,
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile.
I like what I see,
I like it a lot
Poland was looking at his pink colored house and all of the fabulous things in his backyard and pool.
Is this absolutely fabulous?
(Females)
Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous?
(Poland)
Absolutely...
Just then Russia came into his gate with his crowbar,and his evil laugh.
NOT!
