(Author's Note) Thanks to xebla for giving me the idea for this and giving me something else to do in my spare time. Go check out his story, "Total Drama Pokemon Adventure" too! Also, this will probably have slow update time so sorry when you have to wait!
Chris: "Last time, on Total Drama, a whole new cast loved, lost and showed off how crazy they were. And not in a good way. (laughs) But I decided, we should bring back our old contestants for some more fun. Fun for me that is. (laughs again) This season, we are going to do some stuff that's "out of this world", with the cast of Total Drama World Tour. And here comes our first contestant!"
Lindsay: "Hi Carlo, where's Bess and Taylor?"
Chris: "Don't worry Lindsay, they'll be here soon, oh and its Chris."
Lindsay: "Oh, okay."
?: "INCOMING!"
Chris and Lindsay: "AHH!"
(massive splash soaks them, and Izzy climbs out of the water)
Izzy: (laughs) "That was SO much fun!"
Chris: "AHH! My hair! MAKEUP!"
(he runs off to fix his hair)
Lindsay: "Who's flying the plane?"
Izzy: "Oh, I flew the plane with Sierra and then I jumped out and let her fly!"
(Bridgette arrives)
Bridgette: "I didn't know Sierra had a pilot's license."
Izzy: "Oh she doesn't, (laughs and others get worried)
(they see the plane going toward the water and see Sierra jump out)
Sierra: "Get down!"
(plane almost crashes into boat)
:DJ "AHH!"
(he gets off boat and faints)
Izzy and Sierra: "Oh... Oops."
(Chris comes back)
Chris: (sees DJ fainted) "Okay, what happened here?"
Bridgette: "Oh, nothing, just the plane almost hit his boat."
Chris: "O-kay then, well..."
Sadie: "Hey guys, we're here!"
Katie: "I can't believe we got another chance for the money!"
Chris: "Hey! I'm trying to talk here! So after that little mishap, here comes, Tyler!"
Tyler: "Hey Lindsay!"
Lindsay: "Hi Tyler! (hugs Lindsay)
Courtney: "I can't believe I came back for ANOTHER season of this (points at Lindsay and Tyler), and this (points at Izzy and Sierra) and this (points at Chris) rubbish."
Everyone but Bridgette, Katie and Sadie: "HEY!"
Owen: "Hey guys! This time I am so gonna win and throw that party again!"
Courtney: "Oh please, not while I'm here you won't."
Noah: "You sound like Heather now."
Bridgette: "Agreed."
Heather: "Some lazy losers call me?"
Bridgette: "What did you just say?"
Gwen: "Just count on Heather to criticize someone first thing on the season."
Heather: "Shut up dumb Goth Girl."
Chris: "Hey, as much as I want you all to have a good reunion (snickers), I kinda wanna be able to get some proper screen time. Okay?"
Heather: "Fine."
LeShawna: "Hey everybody, how you doing. Oh hey Gwen, how you doing girl?"
Gwen: "Standing next to Heather, do I have to answer?"
Heather: "Hey, I can hear you, you know!"
Courtney: "I think that's the point. (smirks)"
Heather: "Oh that is it!"
(starts fighting with Courtney so Gwen and LeShawna join in)
Duncan: "Awesome! The moment I step off the boat I see a catfight!"
Chris: "You are right my friend. Instant catfight equals happy me."
(DJ comes to now)
Harold: "Well I just hope this season makes a little more sense!"
Trent: "Yeah, and I hope I don't get seriously injured or ill this season. Probably not gonna happen."
Chris: "Actually, it'll be a little harder to get hurt or sick badly this season."
Cody: "Seriously?"
Chris: "Nope!"
Beth: "Oh come on!"
Chris: "I know, it's awesome!"
DJ: "How are people just coming in so fast?."
Chris: "Yeah, so fast I'm not getting to talk!"
Eva: "Can we just hurry up and get on with it? I wanna get my money as fast as possible!"
Cody: (whispers to Sierra) "When did she get here? And WHY is she here!?"
Justin: "Unfortunately, no, we need more people here."
Eva: "Then its a good thing I won't remove anyone for that reason!"
(everyone gets scared)
Geoff: "Bridge!"
Bridgette: "Geoff!"
(they are about to make out but Blaineley shoves them apart)
Blaineley: "Did you two not learn your lesson from season 2? Keep the smooching to a minimum!"
Chris: "Amazingly, I actually agree."
Heather: "Well duh."
Gwen: (to LeShawna) Man, they really ARE bringing back everyone. Bummer.
Blainley: Are you talking about me? (is suddenly next to them, freaking them out)
Gwen: Um, no, just saying how great it is that everyone's back! It's great!
Ezekiel: "Hey guys, the Zeek is here!"
Heather: (stops fighting)"EZEKIEL! Where's my money!"
Ezekiel: "Oh um, I, er, gave it to um, Justin!" (He points at Justin and dives into the water)
Heather: "Oh no you don't!" (she jumps in to follow him)
Chris: "After some massive futuristic surgery, Ezekiel is as good as normal! Since he's never really good..."
Alejandro: "Ah my friends, it is good to be able to move again and to see you all."
Bridgette: "Unfortunately, we can't return the pleasure."
DJ: "You know, seeing as you eliminated a lot of people including me."
Alejandro: "Well I have turned over a new leaf now and I hope to make amends with you all." (thought) "Except you Heather!"
Sierra: (whispering to Cody) "I just know he's lying!"
Cody: "Yeah, probably."
Alejandro: "What was that Cody?" (is suddenly next to them, freaking them out)
Cody: "Um, nothing important!"
Alejandro: "Hmm..."
Chris: Okay, now that you've all recollected, I'll tell you about the season,"
Beth: "Finally."
Chris: "AFTER, I show you this!"
Lindsay: "Aww."
Chris: "Ahem! (he pulls out a button and presses it, revealing a swirling purple and navy blue portal) We gained enough money from the last season to get this! I'll explain about this season after you are all through."
Blaineley: "I am NOT going through that."
Chris: "You are if you want the money!"
DJ: "Sorry Chris, but what is the prize money this time?"
Chris: "Well, because this season is gonna be so huge, the prize money is $5,000,000 instead of the usual $1,000,000."
Duncan: "Sweet!"
Geoff: "I'm in for that money!" (he runs in)
Bridgette: "Wait for me Geoff!" (she follows him)
Tyler: "Come on Lindsay, let's go!"
Lindsay: "Okay!" (they go in)
Harold: "Okay, time to show off my mad skill!"
Duncan: "Tell me about your trip when you get back! (he pushes Harold in)
LeShawna: "You don't push my man!" (she pushes him)
Heather: "Well I do push you!" (she pushes her)
Blaineley: "I can see where this is going."
Gwen: "Oh no you don't!" (she pushes Heather)
Courtney: "I may as well." (she pushes Gwen)
Trent: "You need to calm down." (he pushes her)
Izzy: "Yay! Push train!" (she pushes him) "Okay, now someone push me!"
Blaineley: "Gladly." (she pushes her)
Eva: "Oh why not." (she pushes her) "I'll go in myself, thanks!" (she enters)
Owen: "No! Keep the train going!" (he grabs Noah and Justin and runs in)
Katie: "Let's go Sadie!" (they go in)
Chris: "Okay, this is taking too long." (he pushes Beth, Cody and Ezekiel in) "Chef!" (Chef pushes Sierra and Alejandro in and then goes for Duncan)
Duncan: "I can step through a weird swirly portal myself thanks! (he enters)
DJ: "I won't be able to hurt any animals this season, right Chris?"
Chris "What? Oh yeah, it's all covered man."
DJ: "Okay then." (he enters)
Chris: (laughs) "He has no idea." (he enters and the portal closes)
