I can't believe it. I was so angry. How could he cheat on me? I thought he loved me. But as soon as he locked lips with that red head I knew otherwise.

I was trying to think of a way to tell my family what happened cause I can't say it and angels at a sleepover. I got it. I went over and picked out a cd and started to sing.

Right now he's probably slow dancing
with a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky

They gasped at my voice and the resignation of the song
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No, not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh

I finished the sing as tears leaked from my eyes. Nudge, Ella and my mom rushed up and gave me a hug. I started flat out sobbing.

"I can't believe that jerk!" I can't believe what he did to you max, he doesn't deserve you, hey why don't we do what she did in the song, we can kill his car it'll be awesome come on let's go!!" nudge finished her rant looking excited.

"No not now, let's just make him jealous" Ella said I could see a plan forming in her mind. I grinned.

"Ok let's do this thing!" I said grinning evily