Hello, investors. Cave John-I mean Goldenhog here. I completed Portal 2 five times in a row, but the jokes are still funny.

Now, I have to say that English is not my first language(Spanish is), but I wanted to try and translate a story of mine for the English-talking public. The translation is NOT perfect. It may be full of the worst faults in history, but it's a beggining. If you see something wrong, please tell me.


Prologue

Few days before...

The Flynn-Fletcher family was talking about yet another trip to London.

"Sorry, but I can't go with you."

Everybody looked at Phineas.

"It's because Baljeet needs my help with one of his projects. He didn't give me a lot of details of that, but I literally signed a contract."

"Well, we won't spend time together as a family without a member. We are going to London some other day." Said Lawrence, his father.

"No, I don't want to stop you from having fun. Go to London, I'll stay here." Answered Phineas.

"I don't know..." Said Linda, his mother, "Aren't you a little young to stay alone at home?"

"Maybe, but, if you want, I could stay with someone else."

"Good idea. Give me a second."

Now.

Night fell in the Tri-State Area. And in the Garcia-Shapiro house, a young boy was knocking the front door, waiting for someone to open it.

"Oh, hi Phineas." Said Vivian Garcia-Shapiro to the boy that's her daughter's crush.

"Hi Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro. I guess you know I'm staying here this week."

"Of course I do. Come in. I hope that sleeping in Isabella's room doesn't bother you."

"It doesn't." Right after saying this he went to the stairs, but before going upstairs he said,

"Err... ¿Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro?"

"Second door to the left."

"Thanks!" Said the boy as he headed to Isabella's room.

As he started to open the door, he thought he was going to see something similar to Candace's room, but he found something really different.

"This is new." Inside the room there were a lot of pictures and drawings of himself in the walls, in the ceiling and on the floor. But where would he sleep?

"OK, I think I'm going to sleep on that red bed." He said once he saw two beds, a red one and a pink one. He put his backpack on the bed, as someone entered the room.

"Hi Phineas." Said a pijama-wearing Isabella. "Hi Isabella." Answered Phineas. After a couple seconds, she froze in place, "What the... Phineas? In my room?" Thought Isabella. And in a blink of an eye, Isabella ran behind Phineas and asked:

"Whatcha doin'?"

"Don't you know?"

"Know what?"

"My family's going to London, but I promised Baljeet that I would stay to help him with one of his proyects. So I'm staying with you this week. I hope sharing your room doesn't bother you."

"You have a couple of beatiful eyes." Isabella covered her mouth when she heard what she said. Phineas was speechless.

"I mean, not at all!" Quickly corrected herself.

"...By the way, you didn't know about this?"

"No, I was in a Fireside Girls meeting, and I came home just a second ago."

"A second ago? How did you put your pajamas on such a fast time?"

"Look at this." Then Isabella pointed to her sash, "'Quick cloth-switching' patch."

The door opened and Vivian entered the room.

"OK, it's sleeptime." The adult left the room as she said that.

As soon as the door closed, Isabella looked at Phineas with a weird face.

"What's wrong?" Asked Phineas.

"Do you want me to turn around? So you-"

"It's not necessary." Said Phineas as he took a remote control from his backpack.

"What's that?" Asked Isabella.

"You'll see." Right after saying this Phineas pressed one of the buttons of the remote control, and then his everyday clothes began to transform into his everynight pajamas.

"Outstanding."

Then Isabella turned the lights off and the two kids went on their respective beds. But just one of them wanted to sleep. After a couple hours, Isabella stopped to fake her sleeping. She wanted to do something. She got up, as soundless as she could, and then he went next to Phineas. After that she began to check if he was sleeping. She knew that Phineas is very ticklish, so she knew what to do to check if he was sleeping. No laughs. So she got on the bed next to him, then she started to tightly hug him, followed by continuosly kissing his left cheek.

But Phineas was peacefully sleeping.

But little does he realize that it is the calm before the storm.


Again, please tell me if something is bad-written. Oh, and remember, this is just the prologue. Cave John-Darn it. Goldenhog, we're done here.