Patrick: Goodbye, Junior.
[they watch Junior fly away]
SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, he doesn't need us anymore.
Patrick: This is the hardest part of every parent's life, I assume.
SpongeBob: Despite all we've been through, it was worth it.
Patrick: Yeah... Let's have another!
[SpongeBob looks shocked, but shockingly agrees.]
[Later, at the hospital.]
Purple Doctorfish: I'm sorry, but it's scientfically impossible for a sponge and a starfish to conceive. Also, you're both male.
[Spongebob and Patrick moan.]
Purple Doctorfish: However, I know someone who has the answer to your situation.
[Spongebob and Patrick are at Sandy's treedome.]
Sandy: So you two wanna have a baby, by having your DNA fused, or an IVF-style experiment.
Spongebob and Patrick: Uh Huh. Uh Huh.
Sandy: What are ya, homos? Your idea's more bad-shit crazier than a Cow and a Goat having a "Cowgoat".
Patrick: But we'll care for it and cherish it. And spongebob will do all the house work, while I go back to work all day and all night, just like last time.
Spongebob: Oh, no. This time, I'm gonna be the dad. I felt emasculated doing all the work at home and wearing a women's wig anyway.
Patrick: Sounds to me like you've been emasculated all your life!
Spongebob: Take that back.
Patrick: Never!
Spongebob: You know, I don't think this "having another baby" idea is working out as I thought. Sandy's right, people will think we're homos.
Patrick: I don't wanna be a homo.
Spongebob: Neither do I. I just want things to go back as it should be, when you and I are just best friends.
Patrick: Oh, Me too, I'm sorry, Spongebob.
Spongebob: I'm sorry, Pat.
[They both cry and leave the treedome.]
Sandy: What the f*** just happened?
