Disclaimer: It'd be creepy for me to express how much I'd love to own all the Harry Potter characters. So I won't. I'll just say, it makes me very unhappy that I DON'T own Harry Potter.

Sniff.

Author's Note: Okay, so I know I didn't say anything about it in this chapter, but Rose is in Ravenclaw, along with Maggie Zabini.

Oh, and this is Lily's first year at Hogwarts, so it's Albus and Rose's third year, and James's fifth year.

Enjoy!

"I'm going to Hogwarts!" Lily shrieked as the five of them piled into the family's car and started off towards King's Cross Station, "I'm finally going to Hogwarts! Oh, I can't believe it!"

Albus suppressed a wince, albeit with difficulty. Lily's voice rivaled a Mandrake's, and that too on a good day. Unfortunately, she knew about that, and took pleasure in exploiting everyone's aversion to her voice in extraordinary ways. Even Scorpius Malfoy, his best friend, was impressed with her frighteningly charming manipulative skills.

Albus, as a Slytherin himself, was convinced his sister would end up in Slytherin as well. He had a bet running with his brother James, who insisted that his baby sister would follow him into Gryffindor.

It was a long ride to the station, and the two boys had to endure their sister chattering happily away about how much fun she would have at Hogwarts. Albus suspected that his parents had put up a quieting charm so that they wouldn't be able to hear Lily in the front. He cursed them savagely in his head.

When they finally parked at King's Cross Station, Albus stumbled out of the car with intentional excessive force, blinking furiously in the light. "Freedom!" he cried, tossing his head back with a pained expression on his face, "Freedom from the oppression! We shall no longer be a slave to volume and succumb to the horrors of high pitch. And to all those who dare oppose us, I say thee, NAY! There is no force on heaven or earth strong enough to-"

He was cut off when his mother shoved him none-too-gently forwards, saying, "Get."

He scowled at her for interrupting his speech, but turned around and marched into the station angrily, clearly expressing his annoyance with her disruption.

Ginny rolled her eyes. "Why must he be so dramatic?" She whispered melodramatically to her husband.

"He got it from you," he replied, grinning at her affronted face.

"Daddy, daddy, I'm going to Hogwarts!" Lily shouted joyfully, grabbing his hand and dragging him forwards.

"That's nice sweetheart," Harry managed, struggling to keep his glasses on his face, "But you do know, I am the one who enrolled you, so I'm well aware that-"

"I'm going to Hogwarts!" Lily sang, as if she hadn't even heard her father. Harry sighed.

When they got to Platform 9 ¾, they found Hermione and Ron already there, fussing over their children. Well, Hermione was fussing over their children, kneeling in front of Hugo. Ron was just looking at her, amused.

"Okay, so you've got plenty of extra quills right," Hermione was saying as they made their way over to them, "Oh, I can't believe my little baby's going to Hogwarts!" She threw her arms around Hugo and buried her face in his shoulder.

"Mum," he said, turning slightly red, "Mum, seriously, I'll be fine."

"He's right, 'Mione," Ron said, chuckling slightly, "Half the school's populated with Weasley spawn. I'm sure they'll all look after him."

Rose rolled her eyes and then caught sight of them. "Albus!" she smiled at him.

" 'Lo, Rosie," he grinned at her, "Have you seen Scorpius?"

Rose rolled her eyes. "As soon as you see me, the first thing you ask about is Scorpius?" She says in mock anger, "We haven't seen each other in how long?"

"About a day," Hugo answered.

"Less, actually," Albus amended. Rose huffed dramatically. (AN: Kinda taken from Psych- best TV show evahhhh)

Rose opened her mouth to speak but was immediately cut off when a brown fuzzy fluff ball attacked her, screaming a high pitched war cry. Albus recoiled in fear and stared wide-eyed at his cousin being ripped to pieces by the… thing.

That later turned and revealed herself to be Maggie Zabini.

Rose squealed and hugged her best friend back, the two of them jumping up and down together, squealing at the top of their lungs.

Albus covered his ears desperately. "Oh, the horror!" He cried in pain, sinking to his knees, "The pain, the terrible, terrible, pain!"

"Get up, Albus," he heard a voice snap behind him, "You're going to get your robes dirty- who knows how many people have done who knows what on these floors- and they you'll probably catch a disease and then you'll die and then I'll have to sit next to Nott at the Sytherin table."

Albus didn't move from his position, just smiled at up his best friend. "Well, nice seeing you again Scorp," he grinned up at him, "How long has it been?"

"About a day," Scorpius said dryly, grinning back.

"Less, actually," Rose put in, smirking.

"Naturally," a voice from behind them said, "Considering you cretins are over at my house at every waking moment."

"I doubt you'll ever be able to call that place a house, Mister Malfoy," Albus said cheerfully, getting up from the floor.

"Ferret," Ron said in greeting, extending a hand.

"Weasel," Draco nodded at him, shaking his hand, "Potter." Harry nodded solemnly back at him, barely fighting a smile.

"Draco, did I take my lip gloss with me when we left?" Astoria said, walking up to them, rummaging through her bag. Then, she looked up and saw Ron, who seemed to shrink back from her. "You!" she glared accusingly at him. Ron winced. "You- you Weasley, you! What did you think you were doing? I get that you wanted a nice weekend before Hogwarts, but that is no reason to leave work without handing in your paperwork!"

"Well, you see, Tori," Ron stumbled, "I actually had finished most of it-" Hermione looked amused.

"Do you know how much trouble I had with your work?" Astoria screeched, "And then, I tried to get into your office, and your bloody door freaking cursed me! I had to go to St. Mungos!"

Ron winced again. "Yeah, sorry about that. We're just kind of paranoid-"

"Paranoid?" Astoria was furious now, "That's not paranoid, that's downright bloody crazy! I don't know what in Merlin's name you were expecting. Now, I'm expecting your paperwork on my desk Monday morning, along with a letter to my superior, apologizing, and saying that it was all your fault, and poor little Tori Malfoy had nothing to do with it, and the Ministry should totally pay for the hospital fees!"

Ron nodded frantically.

Draco looked at his wife, confused. "But the hospital didn't charge us," he asked slowly, "Because I'm the Head Healer."

She grinned slyly. "But the Ministry doesn't know that," she smirked.

"Freaking Slytherins," Ron groaned, and then found himself apologizing profusely once again when both Albus and Scorpius began glaring at him.

"Alright," Hermione said, cutting everyone off, "Now that you're all done being splendid examples for the children," Everyone had the grace to look sheepish, and Hermione continued, looking at the six kids, "We should probably get you all on the train." Then she looked up at Astoria, a bit weakly, and said, "We're still on for tomorrow, right?"

"Oh, of course!" Astoria beamed, "I'll be by your house at ten tomorrow!"

"Thank goodness," Hermione sighed, "What with the kids out of the house, a spa day is just what I need."

"Wait, where did James go?" Hugo asked tentatively, looking around.

"Who cares?" Lily squealed, "We're going on the Hogwarts Express, the Hogwarts train, that'll take us to Hogwarts!"

"Well, it's not going to take us to Tanzania, now, is it?" Scorpius crossed his arms and scowled. He never had the patience for Lily's bubbly demeanor.

Lily, acting as if she never heard Scorpius, grabbed Hugo by his arm and dragged him onto the train, the two First-years waving eagerly at their parents as they left.

"Okay, we'd better go too, then," Rose said, smiling at her parents, "Bye everyone!"

Albus sunk to his knees once again, beginning his theatrical speech. "Farewell, my loved ones," he sighed dramatically, "For we have come to the point at which we must part. But never think that I will forget you. Nay, how can one possibly forget those who have provided for him, gave him nourishment, helped him-"

He was cut off when Scorpius grabbed him by his collar and pulled him up roughly, saying, "For Merlin's sake, that ground is so dirty!" Rose rolled her eyes and grabbed both boys by their elbows, pulling them onto the train, Maggie following behind them, chattering away happily.

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