Twilight U.G.L.Y
Summary: I was bored and I thought it would be HILARIOUS if Tanya and Rosalie sang this about each other!!!! Whose side are you on: The side of the most misunderstood Cullen or the side of the vampire who tried to take Edward from Bella*
Twilight U.G.L.Y
Rosalie and Tanya were singing, with their families' watching on the couch
[Tanya]
OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
[Both] U.G.L.Y.
You
ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]
[T] I
saw you walking down the street just the other day
[T] I didn't
see your damage from that far away
[T] I should have got a clue
when the kids started screaming
[T] You walked up to me with your
buck teeth a gleaming
[T] Your hair was all frizzy and your face
was a mess
[T] I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite
dress
[T] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[T]
I don't mean to insult you
[T] Oh wait! Yes I do.
[R] Your
teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
[R] You're only
fourteen you look a hundred years old
[T] When looks were handed
out you were last in line
[T] Your face looks like where the sun
don't shine
[R] Did you fall off a building and land on your
head
[R) Or did a truck run over your face instead
[T] There
ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
[Both] You're
ugly!
[Both]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey!
You ugly [X2]
[R] What you really need is to wear a mask
[R]
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
(T] You're scary -
You're hairy I heard about you
[T] You're the main attraction at
the city zoo
[R] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of
flab
[R] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
[T]
(So funny)
[R] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is
big
[R] And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
[T]
Aro Volturi remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
[R] You
can't disguise your googly eyes
[R] In the Miss Ugly pageant you
win first prize
[T] Yo mama says you ugly -
[Both] You
ugly!
[Both]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh!
Hey! You ugly [X2]
[R]
Get busy [X9]
[T] Yo mama says your
ugly
[R] Get busy
[T] Yo mama says your ugly
[R] Get
busy
[T] Yo mama says your ugly
[R] Get busy
[Both] Your
ugly!
[Both] U.U.U.U.
[R] Now I feel like
blondie
[Both]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh!
Hey! You ugly [X2]
[R] Quasimodo
[T] Camel breath
[R]
Squarehead
[Both] Ugly!
[T] Chicken legs
[R] Pig
face
[T] Chin like bubba
[Both] Ugly!
[R] Fish lips
[T]
Toad licker
[R] Poindexter
[Both] Ugly!
[T] Spaghetti
arms
[R] Limp butt
[Both] Freak shown -ugly!
Both)
U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]
[Both]
U.G.L.Y - [T] You could make an onion
cry
[Both
U.G.L.Y - [R] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
[Both]
U.G.L.Y [X6]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you
ugly!
They looked at their families, who were in hysterics and glared at them. "What, it's funny!" Alice said.
FIN
