Twilight U.G.L.Y

Summary: I was bored and I thought it would be HILARIOUS if Tanya and Rosalie sang this about each other!!!! Whose side are you on: The side of the most misunderstood Cullen or the side of the vampire who tried to take Edward from Bella*

Twilight U.G.L.Y

Rosalie and Tanya were singing, with their families' watching on the couch

[Tanya] OK! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
[Both] U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]

[T] I saw you walking down the street just the other day
[T] I didn't see your damage from that far away
[T] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
[T] You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
[T] Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
[T] I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
[T] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
[T] I don't mean to insult you
[T] Oh wait! Yes I do.

[R] Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
[R] You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
[T] When looks were handed out you were last in line
[T] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
[R] Did you fall off a building and land on your head
[R) Or did a truck run over your face instead
[T] There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

[Both] You're ugly!
[Both]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

[R] What you really need is to wear a mask
[R] And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)
(T] You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you
[T] You're the main attraction at the city zoo
[R] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
[R] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
[T] (So funny)

[R] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
[R] And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
[T] Aro Volturi remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
[R] You can't disguise your googly eyes
[R] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
[T] Yo mama says you ugly -
[Both] You ugly!

[Both]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]
[R]
Get busy [X9]
[T] Yo mama says your ugly
[R] Get busy
[T] Yo mama says your ugly
[R] Get busy
[T] Yo mama says your ugly
[R] Get busy
[Both] Your ugly!

[Both] U.U.U.U.
[R] Now I feel like blondie

[Both]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

[R] Quasimodo
[T] Camel breath
[R] Squarehead
[Both] Ugly!

[T] Chicken legs
[R] Pig face
[T] Chin like bubba
[Both] Ugly!

[R] Fish lips
[T] Toad licker
[R] Poindexter
[Both] Ugly!

[T] Spaghetti arms
[R] Limp butt
[Both] Freak shown -ugly!

Both)
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]

[Both]
U.G.L.Y - [T] You could make an onion cry

[Both
U.G.L.Y - [R] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

[Both]
U.G.L.Y [X6]
U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly!

They looked at their families, who were in hysterics and glared at them. "What, it's funny!" Alice said.

FIN