Title:A very Diru Cracks mas Eve Author:Royal Rebellion Pairing:Mention of KaoruxKyo,Mention of DiexKaoru,Light KaoruxKyo.
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Disclaimer: I still do not own Dir en grey, figure.
Summary:Kyo throws a Christmas party,and it turns out to be far more interesting than anyone could have imagined.
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Author's note: It's Christmas some reason unknown to me,I decided to throw a lights,eggnog, whole nine ,Shinya,Kaoru and Toshiya came,and we just sorta hung awhile we all just sort of did our own thing.I was on my of boredom and curiosity,I went to a search engine and searched Dir en grey.A few broken links and forums full of squee fests later,I stumbled upon something promising.A Kyo enough,a lot of the listed information was correct.I had a good laugh reading through the countless Kyo get married? Does he have (insert number of children here?) I poked around a bit more and found the fan fiction I? Dare I enter the realm of terrible grammar,rabid fan girls,and whatever their minds could dream up? ,why the fuck not? It was...interesting to say the least to see some of the pairings I was involved in,and some of the things I was doing and having done to the first few moments,I wasn't surprised in the least by what I was reading,but that quickly changed.I was used to giving audiences ear fulls and eye fulls of things they would never forget,but this time,it was my turn to be shocked. "No way!" I shouted after reading further, "No fucking way!"
"What are you shouting about,Kyo?" Kaoru asked.I looked up at him blankly for a moment before pointing to the computer screen. "This involves you,..." He stared at the screen for what seem like forever. "Well?" I demanded. "Whoa..." Kaoru murmured.I cocked a brow. "'Whoa?' Kaoru,look at what you're doing to me!" Kaoru looked down at me,his arms resting on the back of my computer chair casually. "Relax,'s just a fan fiction.A product of some fan's active imagination." I rolled my this was the product of an active imagination,then person needed .Then,I got an idea.
Knowing Kaoru,I know that he liked to be in control.I navigated back back to the page that listed all of the fan .Perfect.I clicked,and brought it up. "Hey,Kaoru,how does this grab you?" I asked confidently,waiting for him to .I looked up at was shock written all over his face. "Relax,'s just a fan fiction.A product of some fan's active imagination." I turned his own words back on him. "Hey,Die! You've gotta--" His hand quickly found it's way to close over my mouth. "This is different,Kyo..." he said,his voice barely audible course it is.I removed his hand from my mouth. "This is serious business,Kaoru." I said,standing up and walking away from the computer.I just had to place mistletoe there,didn't I? "Yes,it is serious,Kyo." The next thing I knew,his lips were pressed against mine and he was kissing me.I wrapped my arms around his waist and kissed the hell? It's Christmas,right?