The Confessions of an Idiot

My life has been a lie

I act so tough all the time

And I never crack a smile

It's been like that for a while

I only love my brother

More than I loved my mother

And I nearly killed my father

If I ever bothered

But now it's time to tell

Everything, shout out

The confessions, and my secrets

For I could no longer keep it

I like to scrub the toilet

And shot an angry bullet

I tried to eat a bee hive

With the bees buzzing inside

I think that cows are scary

I think my hair is hairy

I think Mokuba is cute

And cheesecake makes me puke

I think about Yugi all the time

Even when I try to rhyme

I like his hair, the way it is

And I hope that he will send a kiss

I think that Jonouchi is so hot

He gives me goosebumps, in all the spots

He's so much cooler, and I must say

I like him better all the way!

Honda's hair is ever so cool

It makes me want to drool and drool

I think that Anzu has big boobs

I'm a pervert, and stupid too

I have no brain and no life

I stabbed myself with a knife

Everybody wished I died

And why I didn't, I don't know why

Now you know, that's just a start

All the secrets of my heart

You must be wondering the name

Of a person so insane

I'll tell you now, you might cry, but,

My full name is Seto Kaiba

>>>The End

Er...Don't kill me, please! DON'T KILL ME, KAIBA FANS! I tried to make the rhyme sceme as good as possible...so don't kill me! EEK!