Disclaimer: ~to the tune of the can-can~ I I do not own any of M*A*S*H M*A*S*H if I did I'd have a bash, bash but I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon't so so please oh please don't sue sue, I've done nothing to you you please enjoy the shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhowwww!

OH4H: this is a short play kinda thing that I thought up! HP:hawkeye,CP:colonel potter, ect..

Narrator: It was another long day in Korea, Radar scurried about busily.

R:~looks to camera~Choppers!

N: hey that's not in the story!

R: read ahead miss writer mam!

N: all of a sudden choppers broke the silence.

R:~running out~ Told ya!

N: smart alec! Anyhow, the doctors and nurses were in for a long shift. Colonel Potter, BJ Honeycutt, Hawkeye pierce and Ferret Face were working away.

F: HEY! How come those two get introduced properly and I don't?

N: Because you're a sniveling little ferret faced idiot who I don't like.

MH: How dare you insult the major that way!

N: Quiet or I'll make you marry him instead of Hawkeye!

MH: AHHHH no!

HP: Margaret! ~grins cheekily~

F: Margaret, you don't love Pierce do you?

N: Margaret would never tell anyone, she had too many walls built up, but deep down she was madly in love with Hawkeye.

F: You're lying!

N: Am not!

F: Are too! Margaret do you love Pierce?

HP: Hey I love Margaret, why can't she love me?

M: Oh Hawkeye I love you too!

N: See Frank?

F:~turns to camera~ this is all your fault!

N: My fault?! I'll take the credit, but not the fault!

F: You.you.dumb dumb!

HP: Oooo nice one Frank!

BJ: Did that hurt miss writer? ~chuckles~

N: Nope, but this will! All of a sudden and for no apparent reason, the wounded became magically healed and there was nothing left for the doctors to do. As Margaret flew into Hawkeye's arms and Colonel Potter and BJ whatched happily, Frank suddenly flew up in the air and landed flat on his big fat butt!

F: HEY!

N: Don't mess with more intelligent people!

HP: In that case Frank isn't allowed to mess with anyone! ~everyone laughs~

F: humph! ~Storms off never to be seen again till Margaret and Hawkeye get married~

MH&HP: Married?!

N: Not till later stories.

MH&HP: phew!

N: And they all lived happily ever after, except Frank who joined forces with colonel Flagg and are now on a mission to escape the mental ward. Don't you just love this ending?

Everyone: YUP!