Okay peoples, this is my first FMA story, so if it's horrible, please tell me.

Chapter One: An Interrupted Transmutation

"Are we all here?" Roy asked.

Ed looked around. Riza and Roy were standing next to him, Winry was leaning against a wall and Al was sitting on the floor next to him, human once more. "Remind me why all you people wanted to watch me try to get back my limbs?"

"Because," yawned Roy, "I wanted to see if anything actually happened."

"I want to be here to brag that my brother actually is good at something," explained Al. Ed grinned.

"I need to be here in case you break your automail, again," glared Winry.

Riza shrugged wordlessly.

"Okay then, I guess I'd better start…" But as he clapped his hands and placed them on the elaborate transmutation circle inscribed on the floor, the door slammed open.

"Alright, where's the Fullmetal Pipsqueak?" yelled a certain green-haired Homunculus.

The other six followed behind him. "Envy!" yelled Lust. "You can't kill Fullmetal! We still need him!"

"Calm down, Envy!" screamed Wrath. "Your own personal grudge isn't worth it!" He grabbed Envy's arm, but Envy shook him off.

Ed would have stopped them, but he was just a bit preoccupied, seeing as how he was caught up in a transmutation. Envy turned his arm into a blade and began slashing furiously at anybody in his way. The result:

Ed, Winry, Riza, Roy, and Al slashed to pieces. The Homunculi would have been, too, but they just kept regenerating.

In a blinding flash of light, probably feedback from the screwed-up transmutation, everybody found themselves in a, well, a Somewhere. The Somewhere was a large yellowy place, with a doorway in it.

Riza looked around, shrugged again, and aimed her gun at the Homunculi.

"Okay…where are we?" asked Winry, Pride, Sloth, and Roy at the same time.

Wrath was screaming at the sight of the Gate.

"Aww, crap," groaned Ed. "See what you've done, Envy? You messed up the transmutation and now we're at the Gate."

"Shut up, pipsqueak," growled Envy.

With a loud creak the Gate opened, and everybody was pulled forward by multiple black tentacles into the Gate.

The whole group blacked out.

When Ed awoke, he was in a small forest, and an old man and a teenage boy were standing over him. The old man looked wary, the boy looked confused. A large blue reptilian THING—Ed could only guess what it was—was lying nearby. A silvery stone lay near his hand.

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Winry groaned and rubbed her head. She tried to sit up, but found her way blocked by a sharp arrow sticking in her face. She whacked it with her wrench.

She looked around to find Riza and Envy in the same situation, except their captors had taken Riza's gun and were now attempting to wrestle the wrench out of Winry's hand. They were surrounded by tall, beautiful people with pointed ears, and all of them had either silver or black hair. A woman in a red dress and with two bodyguards looked them over.

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Al blinked his way back into consciousness. He was in a brightly lit cave with a tall dark-skinned man standing over him.

"I an Ajihad, leader of the Varden. Who are you and why are you here?"

Al looked at Roy, who was sitting next to him. Roy shrugged to show that he didn't know what was going on either. Al swallowed nervously.

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Lust looked at the red-haired man standing in front of the six Homunculi.

"What are you pathetic humans doing here?" the man asked.

Wrath grinned evilly. "We're not humans."

"Really? Me too! Wow!" The man smiled.

"Are you a Homunculus, then?" asked Pride.

"A what?"

"A Homunculus."

"I don't know what that means. Anyway, my name's Durza. I need to take you to the King now."

The six looked at each either. "Where's envy?" asked Sloth.

"Who cares?" asked Greed.

"Good point. Okay Durza, we're ready to go," said Lust. "Come on, Gluttony."

Dundundun…

Now Al and Roy are with the Varden, Ed is with Eragon and Brom, Winry, Riza and Envy are with the elves, and the Homunculi are about to meet Galbatorix.

Can you say TERROR AND DESTRUCTION across Alagaesia?

Flamers welcome.