AN: Hey so I plan on posting ten rules each post.
I've seen A couple of theese fics but I decided to do my own, but i'm making this one have a bit more of a story line.
Disclaimer: I do not own HP, or the list.
Fred and George looked at the book they found in Filches office, the title was things I'm NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts. Both of them grinned, this was going to be a fun year, they had decided to use the book as a checklist and attempt to complete every single 'task' in it. They read the first rule and began to plot ideas.
#1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicated that they are covered with bees.
Fred looked at George, "You ready," he asked. George nodded.
They ran over to a group of Hufflepuffs and began to poke them with spoons, Susan Bones looked up surprised.
"What the hell are you doing?" She asked angrily.
"It's not us." Fred said.
"You're simply covered in bees." George said.
#2. I will stop referring Hufflepuffs as canon fodder
"What, no I'm not." Susan said
"Whatever you say, cannon fodder." George laughed.
"What did you just call me?" Susan glared.
#3. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot and Justin Finch-Flechley as blossom, buttercup and bubbles.
"Nothing blossom, why don't you go talk to buttercup and bubbles over there." Fred said, Pointing at Hannah and Justin.
Susan shook her head and started to walk away.
#4. I will stop asking when we will be making love potion number nine.
The next day in potions the twins sat next to each other and as soon as Snape walked in Fred raised his hand.
"Yes weasley." Snape said.
"When will we be making love potion number nine?" Fred asked.
Snape looked confused "Never" he said, and kept walking towards his desk.
#5. I am not allowed to eat chocolate frogs in potions class.
George reached into his bag and pulled out a chocolate frog, he opened it and began to eat.
"There will be no eating in my class." Snape said glaring at George.
"Why not?" George asked.
"Because I said so, now throw it away." Snape snapped.
#6. –even if I brought enough for everyone.
"But I brought enough for the whole class." George said.
"I really don't care." Snape drawled.
#7. Emptying a bag full of them on professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behavior.
"No seriously I did." George said running up to Snape's desk. He emptied his back onto the desk and out poured about thirty chocolate frogs. "Told you so."
"Fifty points from Gryffindor and you will receive two weeks of detention." Snape said angrily.
#8 professor Snape does not enjoy being called 'snookums'
"Aw come on snookums." George said. "Don't be so mean."
"That will be another week's detention." Snape growled.
#9 neither does he respond favorably to 'sev', 'snapey-poo' or 'Debbie'
"Oh sorry Sev, I didn't know you didn't like being called snookums." George said.
Snape glared at him.
"Jeez snapey-poo what's your problem." George asked.
Snape glared even harder.
"Wow lighten up Debbie." Fred yelled.
"Fred and George weasley you will both be serving one month detention."
#10 It is a bad idea to tell professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
"You take yourself way too seriously." Fred and George said at the same time.
"Make that two months." Snape snapped.
AN: please tell me how i did.
