1Legal spill first. I do not own the charters in this story. I have also made use of some of the ideas off a web site containing a list called "404 Ways To Piss Snape Off" a list mad by Amanda that can be found at

Stars - Planets - Clocks at Owles Stretching Time hotmail . com (remove spaces to get address)

It has been around for a while now yet is funny every time you read it. The First Prank Is Mine-as far a I thus far know it has never before been used in the form of a prank though it has been used in a story that was well done and imaginative to boot-if you wish to use it than please give credit to either me or the other author who used it first (a name I can not remember for all the rice in china at this moment). And credit shall be given at the bottom of the chapters.

I have read many stories over the last year and may fail to give credit to those who have inspired me. For this you have my deepest and most hart felt apologies and I shall be more than glad to correct it if informed.

I am a horrendous speller and do not have a BETA-if you see major errors I will welcome the help with them. Please forgive me for this problem and recognize that I have improved greatly over the years-yes I was sooomuch worse-but usually spell things phonetically. I have also employed a web- dictionary at

. yourdictionary . com

to help with the problem ;-.

However due to differences in grammar between America, Britain & other English speaking countries if you find my grammar lacking I must request that you specify precisely what I have done wrong & what system you have used to decide this.

And just so you know the difference between spoken and thought words the symbolisem will be as fallowes...
"Hi"—spoken words.

'Hi'—word for word and current thoughts of an individual.

Hi—emphasizes words.

Though I have already written more than half of this story Constructive Criticism is welcome and flames are not. This is my first attempt at any ff. story as well as a HG/SS and while I shall attempt to keep them in charter I may slip, for this I will not apologize, as it will only happen if the story allows for it to be done in a believable way.

Thank you for your patience and understanding in these matters.

Tanit

P.S. I am having trouble using aff and would appreciate any help that can be offered. How does one cause words to appear italic, bolded or underlined anyway?

THIS STORY IS RATED 'M' FOR A REASON IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON READ IT

Summery Take one secretly graduated 7th year, a snarky professor, sexual tension and plenty of pranks. Mix once clock wise over medium heat, simmer and enjoy.