I tapped my pencil, impatiently waiting for class to end. Today was the day, the day that I, Ayame Yamato, would finally confess to the most perfect guy in the world! Hikaru Hitachiin...JUST KIDDING! Hah, you actually believed that? Pssh, I'm not into that stupid girl stuff. My name really is Ayame Yamato though, I don't go to Ouran, but I'm going to "apply" for it just to show those snobby, rich people. You'll know what I mean in just a sec.
The bell rang and I shot out of my seat to the door. I nearly sprinted to the principal's office plus I almost tripped on the way. Once I arrived, the secretary looked up with one of those 'kill-me-now' expressions. Does she ever smile? I gave her a big smile, just to be those kinds of people and asked for Mr. Hashimoto. The middle aged woman, Barbra I believe her name was, replied with a really satisfied no. I couldn't believe it, when I needed him the most, he wasn't here! THE PRINCIPAL THAT'S ALWAYS HERE NO MATTER WHAT, WAS NOT HERE! Suddenly a sort of manly voice was heard, which sounded like Mr. Hashimoto's.
"Barb, you can go home now, leave the kid to me." This woman just nodded and said a yes sir; next thing you know she's flying out the window. Literally flying out the window; I don't even know how honestly, but I'm not gonna question it. Beside that, there was familiar giggling which led me to think that I was actually living in an insane asylum. Turns out I'm not insane and that giggling is indeed the craziest person known to humankind, Hikari hoshino. With her light brown highlights and not so natural colored hair, and her brownish-orange eyes.
"Hey," She walked in like it was nothing. "I can't believe the secretary actually believed that." If she wasn't my best friend I would have knocked that innocent look off her not-so-innocent face.
"So now that we've driven the secretary out, what now, Sherlock?"
"We hack into the system and get us both into Ouran! I wanna meet myself a sexy hunk of guy. Like tall and that wild type of guy. You get me?"
"You lost me at sexy."
"Not everyone's a fan."
"Ahem, anyway, where the heck is that guys office?" Obviously I was talking about . My dear friend pointed to it and we walked in like we owned the place. We went inside the cluttered room. "Is this the first sign of a hoarder?"
"No Wattson, it's the sign of a single lonely man in desperate need of another man." We found the computer after stepping on many papers and takeout menus. Fortunately for us it was already logged in, so there was no code-cracking needed. From then on out it was time to get into the student records, which was surprisingly easy if I might add.
"Aww, you actually looked more like a girl Ayame! YOU LOOKED SO CUTE!" I gave her that death glare you give your grandmother at Thanksgiving when she takes the last piece of pumpkin pie . I look somewhat like a boy, but at least I'm a hit with the ladies, I can't deny that. Hikari clicked on those records and got ready to send all of them to Ouran. Meanwhile I was taking down all the security systems with just my phone and aluminum foil; don't ask. Once she was done, it was her turn to be transferred into the rich prick school. I pushed her off the chair and did all that stuff to get her in the system.
I stretched from the 2 hours and a half we spent just messing around with the system. It was all too easy really. After those two hours a really late "We're part of Ouran!" was said by none other than me. We both lazily high-fived each other. Both of us were surprisingly A+ students and at the top of our school, so Ouran education wouldn't be a problem for us, but what really bugged me was how we were going to get the uniforms.
"So about the uniforms...?"
"Don't worry I know a guy wh-" Before she could finish her long list of people she knows, a squeak of a door was heard. "That door should really get repaired." hopefully the principal hadn't heard me with his freakishly good hearing. I once said the word 'hell' I had to clean the whole school; true story. Hikari didn't look panicky at all. Instead she was playing with the tape dispenser which looked pretty shiny. I looked around the room, planning our escape route. There was an open window, which seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean we are A+ students, but I never said we weren't trouble makers. I shrugged and said "Everybody only lives once." I ran for the open window grabbing my distracted friend, with tape dispenser and all. What? we just wanted a souvenir. Instead of landing on a soft patch of grass, we actually landed on cacti. Both Hikari and I just gave each other that look and got up like nothing had happened. All I noticed was that our clothes were ripped.
"Hey now we can really go beg for money. Wanna go?"
Hikari thought about it for a second. "Nah, I gotta get home to the dark one."
"Uh-huuuh, well have fun?" After that both of us left on our merry ways, Hikari skipping while I just slowly limped home. I got a few terrified looks,but all was fine. Hikari lived in what was referred to as a 'commoner house' by the rich and dumb of Ouran. The 'commoner house' is just an apartment complex, which is really nice actually. While Hikari lived with her mom in the apartment, I lived in like one of those cottage like houses that you would probably miss if you were driving by. The best part is, I have absolutely no neighbors; yay. Note the sarcasm. I lived with mother and the bum of a father I have, stayed in the United States of America and got himself a stripper. You heard right, my mom and I were left for a stripper. Well now we live a perfect li- wait what life?! I basically live on my own since mom's never home anymore, only at night when she sleeps her sorrows away and forgets she has me. Yipee.
I opened the door to the cottage like house and entered with a sigh, then heading straight into my room, changing into more comfortable clothing. I hated skirts, but it was one of the uniform restrictions at our now old school. "Hopefully I'll be confused for a guy." I mumbled to myself. I went ahead downstairs after debating on what to make. Finally I decided on ramen. I got all the ingredients together realizing only then that I had absolutely no noodles in this dang house! I ran upstairs and got some money to go to the supermarket. This is the only time where my otaku stamina does not get to me. I dashed out of the house and to the store. I finally got there,but to my convenience they were closed. "Why do you do this to me?" I cried out loud bagining on the shutdown automatic doors. My stomach grumbled almost screaming for me to feed it something. Maybe I can find a dead squirrel.
"What's wrong?" Some random brunette said.
"Well I was gonna make ramen, but guess I'll have to settle for a dead animal or something." I don't even know why I was saying this to some complete stranger, but I was probably delusional and just starved to death.
"I might have some at home." She did that motion where you're thinking in a cool way.
"Really?" I said almost crying when she had said those words. I dragged myself to the stranger, noticing it had been a girl all along "Hi my name's Ayame Yamato." I got up willingly and held out my hand for her to shake it.
"Haruhi Fujioka." She said, shaking my hand with a firm grip. She then led me to her place, which seemed oddly familiar, but I was too flippin hungry to even know. "Wait here." She said, going up to what seemed like apartments. I waited a few minutes which seemed like an eternity. Then the moment came when all I thought was that this is all a dream and I'm probably laying on the ground dead somewhere. I pinched myself making sure and was just so overwhelmed with happiness at that moment in time. I don't know if I cried, but that was the appropriate time. I thanked Haruhi with a hug and everything. She returned it and was probably weirded out, but who ares, I got food!
"I owe you my soul!" I said finally letting her go.
"Please don't rip it out. Anyway, it was no trouble at all." She smiled. She then said goodbye and went on to her house. I happily skipped to my house singing some song on the way there. It had gotten really dark, but who cares, I had my precious noodles and I wasn't going to die tonight. I opened the door and quickly made my dinner.
Hello guys~! As you can see I re-wrote this whole thing; it was just really bugging me. Anyway, if its your first time reading this then, this is the much better version and don't even ask about the previous one *shudders*. Hope you liked it and please leave me some kind of review if not then thank you for reading I guess o.o
