No Need for Naruto & Ryoko!
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Naruto to Ryoko Muyo!
A Tenchi Muyo and Naruto Crossover
retold and rearranged by blukmage19
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, deal with it. This author is not the owner of the Naruto and Tenchi Muyo franchises. The rights belong to their respective owners.
And to those who intentionally flaming and trolling the communities, get out of here with your nonsense!
Rated: M for slapstick comedy, descriptive sexual and non-sexual nudity (obvious reasons), sexual moments, and occasional foul language, and violent scenes
Genre: Romance, Humor/Comedy, Slice of Life, Parody, Hurt/Comfort, some Tragedy, some angst
Tags: Isekai/Alien/Smart/Super!Strong/Prankster/Jinchuuriki-fused!Naruto
Main Pairing: Naruto/Ryoko, Tenchi/Harem
Timeline: Main Series - Ryo-ohki
Summary: What happens when Naruto was sealed with the Bijuu when his something went wrong? A certain mad scientist modifies young Naruto's body and fuses with his prisoner before he gets to be introduced to her daughter and a spaceship/cabbit before she ends up being sent into exile. How will two orphans fare about their long life throughout space and time as they ended up being godparents to an avatar in human form named Tenchi?
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[Planet YU-48, Year: After 3rd (Shinobi) War 01]
Naruto was just born into the world with his parents, Minato Namikaze and his wife, Kushina, but then disaster struck as the mayhem suddenly started as a masked Uchiha broke into the hidden safehouse to draw out the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune from Kushina's weakened seal on her navel, instantly killing her in the process. He then kidnapped the baby as Minato pursue him and nearly killed the newborn by means of explosive seals. Thankfully, one crisis is averted, but the Kyuubi is another problem. While the Leaf Village were busy stalling for time to reseal the out of control Kyuubi, Kushina's brother Kazama uses his Uzumaki chains to pin the chakra beast until Minato uses a forbidden sealing art to entrap the Kyuubi into the only person that can handle its chakra and uses it to his/her advantage: Naruto. With the cord blood of Naruto's umbilical cord as a basis for the sealant, Minato uses the Reaper-Death seal and the cost of his life (not the soul) to transfer the energy of the chakra fox and contain it into Naruto's navel. After the course of the jutsu is finished, and just before Minato was to use the control key of power of the Jinchuuriki into one of his toad summons, the real disaster struck and the energy that baby Naruto was containing began to overload his tiny body and created a massive planetary explosion, leaving no inhabitant in Planet YU-48, flora and fauna, alive to witness the aftermath. And baby Naruto was nowhere in sight as he was spirited away to a random location.
-NNFN&R-
[5000 Stardate Years Before Canon]
[Battleship Soja]
Washu Hakubi (ex Kuramitsu) and Kagato were in the middle of an experiment with the Power Gems and the Masu to create a new humanoid clone and a living spacecraft to prove that science and the mystery of life marches on. Suddenly, they found a disturbance in the energy reading and then a body of a baby appeared, barely alive after the explosion. They had no time to lose, so they strapped with some wires and a breathing apparatus onto Naruto (as her data read out) and began the surgical process.
Washu horrifically found out that parts of the baby boy's body are either missing, were destroyed from the blast, or were failing him. Knowing that there isn't much time for the boy to live, Washu uses the Masu as a last resort to fuse and assimilate into the baby and rewrite his DNA structure to stabilize him. And with such great success as Naruto's body began to slowly and surely regenerate any lost tissue of his body, with some extras added to it, like a fox's tail and feather-like fringes on the sideburns and the sides of his head, placed two gems into his wrists, and his lost human ears were replaced with fox-like ears. However, Washu wanted to keep Naruto in a sleep state as she digitally fed him information, as well as cultivating his dead parents' souls that were still attached to the boy as they helped give him peace and comfort, as well as some education until he's ready to face the world - - galaxy - - universe - -? Whatever the roads of outer space lead him to.
-NNFN&R-
[Time Skip]
[In a Habitable Planet]
Naruto woke up, not in an infant's body, but in a 4 year old child's body as he found himself in a portable stasis chamber inside Ryo-ohki (a pod modeled after a spaceship similar to Dragonball Z). As he tries to yawn and stretch himself to come alive, a message screen popped up and it was Washu in a live video message and she spoke, »"Good morning, Naruto-kun. My son-in-law."«
{Son-in-law?} he wondered. {I didn't know I was engaged to some girl or other.}
»"Your parents consented with me with the betrothal, in case you didn't know. Anyway, if you're reading this, then I'm likely being caught in a mutiny by my assistant, Kagato. He split his hermaphrodite body and left his female self into a forbidden planet and sealed her in an alternative dimension within it, while he tries to use my daughters Ryoko and Ryo-ohki to brainwash them to do his dirty work. Thankfully, I modified your body to have the same limitless abilities as my darling Ryoko-chan."«
He looks around his camera POV and found a girl in a stasis chamber. He soon realized that he and Ryoko are completely naked as he read more of the message.
»"You are to take good care of her and Ryo-chan while her mommy dearest is off to a far-off place somewhere against her will. Tell her to never blame me for my absence. Ciao!"«
»Oh! And don't forget to keep a watch out for Kagato and my stolen battleship, Soja. If you do see Ryoko become a slave to him, do whatever it takes to stop her. See you in the future.«
And when Naruto unhooked himself from the pod, he makes his first wobbly steps as he stumbled and walked his way to Ryoko's pod, hearing her crying as she wants her mommy because it's cold and dark and she's all alone. That's when she hears the sound of her stasis pod opening and sees a young boy curiously looking at her as he reached out his hand to prove that she is real. And when their hands touch and then they clasped together, it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship of the soon-to-be engaged couple.
-NNFN&R-
[4300 Stardate Years Later]
The couple has grown up in many ways. They learned many abilities from the gems, including how to float in any atmosphere, withstanding any kind of radiation; breath underwater, the vacuum of space, and the uninhabitable environments; learned how to call spirits from the planet, fire off bolt shots and use energy sabers that give the Star Wars lightsabers what for (after learning the sword arts from a Jedi Academy earlier), and lots of other things not limited to themselves.
Ryoko and her long-faithful husband, Naruto, have been always on the run from the wary Kagato, as they explored every known planet in the galaxies far and wide as they were called the soldiers of fortune. They don't want to raise a family while escaping from their archnemesis, but they adopted many children now and then while they were still in hiding until they are ready and willing to move on as they grow up.
(Some days it doesn't pay to live longer than the average humanoid/beastman.)
They also helped many people with whatever problems they have, when it comes to making and farming sustenance (though they can't normally eat or drink like ordinary folks do), living conditions, wars breaking out, and the occasional pirate and bandit raids. Of course, there were some planets that don't take them very kindly, because they were mistaken as the space pirates for their deeds, for as they say, "The road to Hell (in whatever planet they're on) is paved with good intentions."
Then one day, Naruto, Ryoko, and Ryo-ohki stopped at the planet known as Jurai to finally rest after flying around for so long. But little did they know, they were right were Kagato wanted them and he began to enslave Ryoko and Ryo-ohki, leaving her husband in the lurch, because the fiend's influence somehow didn't affect him, angering the former assistant. The devastator of 28 planets and 69 colonies began to wreck havoc on the Juraians and almost made planet number 29 had it not for Tsunami's assistance, Yosho (the son of Azusa Masaki Jurai and Funaho), and Naruto's fighting prowess as the Beast-Man Hybrid warrior wounded the underestimating Kagato and fly with Yosho as he and his battleship Funaho (named after his mother) faught valiantly in space until both ships crash-landed in a remote area on Planet Earth (Earth Year 13XX A.D.)
In the crash site, Naruto uses his abilities to hold Ryoko to sacrifice himself while the wounded Yosho stab both of them through their necks, removing the gem off of Ryoko's throat and then they became lifeless, lying side by side as both husband and wife. With Naruto's consent beforehand, they were buried in a shrine deep inside a mountain while Ryo-ohki sinks itself into the waters deep until its masters reawaken themselves from their imprisonment.
While their physical bodies were buried, Naruto and Ryoko used their astral selves to explore the region on the planet Earth, though they can't physically touch things, since they're intangible. They witnessed families come and go through the passages of time, progression with houses and businesses, witnessed the wars throughout the Japanese region and the incident with World War 2 when they warned the citizens through their dreams to leave town with whatever they have and to stay away for a while before the atomic bombs were let off and the radiation subsides. However, some people didn't either heed their warning or are unable to leave their homes and got caught in the blast radius, killing and severely damaging every person and living being the bomb came across, thus hurting their pride for trying to save as many lives as possible.
They even warned the other citizens that they must take care of their fellow men, women, and children after they lost their homes or else they'll live to regret it. And they summoned spirits of the dead - recent and ancestral, and of the earth to make their point across to foolishly prideful people..
Prankster habits die hard, but they sure can help keep the people on their toes.
Then they witnessed the reconstruction of Japan's new economic structure as they became more Westernized by the Americans and the Europeans. But one thing's relatively unchanged is the Masaki shrine and its tenant still living in the cottage nearby. Naruto knows that Yosho goes by the many names, including Katsuhito, Genjuro, or Benpachi, but he is still the same Shinto hermit priest, training his skills while being away from his half-sister Aeka with her younger sister Sasami, and his common-law wife Airi. He has a family that lived through centuries upon centuries, but the children were still practically mortal and they died at their bicentennial years without showing the signs of age. To the couple, this is what being mortal is all about; an ending of one journey and the start of a new life in the heavens beyond space and time.
Currently, they were watching the newest arrival named Tenchi as he somehow saw their ghostly selves. They even saw him grow up as he visits the shrine now and then, whenever he feels like going to; from childhood, all the way to the present time as the boy is becoming a man. They felt like they were the godparents that they haven't had for a long time since their supposed deaths.
However...
All that changed when Tenchi got a little too curious as the tide of destiny and the battles of blades and phenomenal cosmic powers begin once again.
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A/N: This is an idea that I've had while doing the other projects. I asked myself, what if Naruto fell in love with Ryoko Hakubi and became the common-law husband and wife to each other while trying to avoid Kagato? The destruction of the planets and the colonies section was actually Washu's ex-assistant's own powers and not by Ryoko and Ryo-ohki's means in this version; him and the stolen battleship Soja. This is a temporarily one-shot, but if I put my mind to it, after finishing other things, then maybe I should add more chapters to it.
But for now, the heat will be on!
- blukmage19
