A/N: I'm bored. Lemmee alone.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, I own Keanna, Liam, Louis and Akemi though. Connor and Rogue belong to Starowner.

Keanna's rules to surviving Hogwarts

1. Not allowed to sleep in the boys dorm 2. Not allowed to give Fred and George ideas 3. Not allowed to hit Liam over the head - Even if it was an accident 4. Not allowed to scream every time I see Lupin 5. Not allowed to stop eating 6. Not allowed to make lame excuses up for the rule above 7. Not allowed to prepare for the upcoming "alien invasion"
8. Not allowed to steal weapons from the suits of Armour for the upcoming "Alien Invasion"
9. Now allowed to write up a emergency plan for the upcoming "Alien Invasion"
10. There is no upcoming "Alien Invasion"
11. Not allowed to ask Hagrid about his parents 12. Not allowed to run out of the room screaming "Liam's GAY! Rogue will be heartbroken!"
-NO, Liam is NOT gay.
13. Not allowed to stalk George to see what he gets up to 14. Not allowed to stalk Fred to see what he gets up to when not with me 15. Not allowed to encourage Louis to start stalking Liam again 16. Not allowed to tell Rogue to stalk Liam either.
17. Not allowed to stalk anyone -Or tell anyone to stalk someone 18. Not allowed to follow the potion instructions backwards just to see if it will blow up.
19. Not allowed to make fun of the Hufflepuffs 20. Not allowed to randomly burst into song in the middle of class 21. Not allowed to fall asleep in Defence Against The Dark Arts 22. Not allowed to scratch Liam's face, when in animagous form, ever.
-Nor am I allowed to in human form.
23. Not allowed to push Liam into Rogue, just to get them to kiss 24. Not allowed to steal Louis away from Connor 25. Not allowed to shout "OMG HE'S GAY!" while pointing at Louis -EVEN if he's gay.
26. Not allowed to tease Connor 27. Not allowed to call Connor, 'Condom' or 'Durex' in the presence of Louis -He finds it insulting.
28. Not allowed to skip class just because you feel like it 29. Not allowed to storm out of the great hall because my friends are annoying me -Neither am I allowed to yell at them while in the great hall -Or the common room 30. Not allowed to yell at my friends at ALL.
31. Not allowed to bring a snake to school 32. Not allowed to comment about Snape's hair when he's within earshot 33. Not allowed to tell people that Lupin is a Werewolf -As their parents wouldn't be very happy 34. Not allowed to doodle when I'm supposed to be doing work 35. Not allowed to show my diary to other people -As it will make people think I'm crazy 36. Not allowed to turn into my Animagous form -as I'm not registered 37. Not allowed to tell anyone about my scars 38. Not allowed to burst into tears in the middle of class 39. Not allowed to tease Liam and Rogue 40. Not allowed to ask about Akemi's background 41. Not allowed to throw spoons at Hufflepuffs -Or Gryffindors -Or Ravenclaws -Not allowed to throw spoons at ALL.
42. Not allowed to jump into the black lake -Nor am I allowed to push anyone in 43. Not allowed to sneak into the Shrieking Shack 44. Not allowed to wander in the forbidden forest at night -Especially during the full moon -In fact, not allowed in the forbidden forest at ALL.
45. Not allowed to poke Liam -As he just pokes you back harder 46. Not allowed to ask Draco if his parents would still be related if they got divorced 47. Not allowed to hum the batman tune around Snape 48. Not allowed to make up my own theme tune 49. Not allowed to write songs while in class 50. Not allowed to wake the Gryffindor house up by screaming.