Hi, this is a fanfic based on a YouTube video I watched by Carbuncle22 and it's called "Doctor Who crack!vid- Last Friday Night (10.5/Rose/11)." Enjoy!
(Also, when I first uploaded there was a bit of formatting issue where everything was in a huge a paragraph.)
Rose rolled over on her bed; it had been a while since she had got so drunk she couldn't remember anything. It had been so long in fact that it had been in her old world. Perhaps even so long that it was before she had even met the Doctor. It couldn't have been that long. Could it? Then the throbbing started in her head like a constant drum, over and over again.
'Doctor?' she called out expecting the familiar arms of her human version to wrap around her.
'Yes? But instead of the familiar voice of her Doctor that she was used to she felt a new pair of arms weave their way around her. Almost instantly she dived out of the bed trying to drag the bed sheets with her to conceal her bare body 'oh, don't worry about it, Rose. I've seen it all before' the strange man laughed.
Almost instantly afterwards, her Doctor with his pinstriped suit and cheesy grin waltzed in carrying three small cups of tea 'Morning all!'
Rose rubbed her hand against her forehead with absolute dismay as the other was held firmly onto her chest 'What the hell is going on?'
'Last night…' the man in her bed laughed 'I accidently ended up here and we all went out and got a bit…'
The Doctor laughed '…drunk?' he said finishing the mans sentence.
'Yeah, that is defiantly one word for it!' the man laughed.
'But who are you?' Rose asked 'and why cant I remember what happened?'
'It's called four bottles of vodka, nine pint of beer and a whole cellar of wine' the Doctor said 'and you really cant remember anything? Not even who he is?' he indicated to the naked man in their bed.
'No!' Rose yelled.
'This is the Doctor' her Doctor said 'the real one. He regenerated. He is Doctor Number Eleven!'
'Oh' Rose said becoming a little more comfortable but still slightly shocked.
'I got here when I was travelling through Solar System Five and I hit a wormhole. Usually these aren't a major problem and just take me to another point in time but instead it bought me to Solar System Five in your universe. And so I thought I'd drop by while I'm here!' Doctor Eleven said.
'And what happened last night?' Rose said trying to fill in the black holes, as it were, in her memory.
'We went out and had a party' her Doctor said 'we had bananas and everything!'
'Yeah, we started off by having a sort of celebratory party. And you had about two bottles of wine too many and insisted that we "went out on the town!" and well, as you know, we are not ones to refuse a banana daiquiris' Doctor Eleven laughed 'and fish fingers with custard!'
'It's funny' said her Doctor 'after nine-hundred years I have never ever sopped loving bananas!'
'Bananas are good' Doctor Eleven laughed and Rose couldn't help but think of her time trapped on a space station with Mickey and they both had clockwork droids at their throats and her Doctor (or was it the other Doctor) wonders in with a glass of wine, his tie around his head and was singing My Fair Lady.
'Is that it?' Rose asked with a smirk meeting her lips.
'We jumped naked into the swimming pool and after that my mind becomes rather blurry. Oh yeah, and Mr. Party Animal over there bumped into a wall and knocked himself out! Not to mention that you two ended up having a little bit of a food fight with some poor married couples wedding cake! And that is all I can remember which is pretty impressive seeing as I am part Time-Lord' her Doctor grinned 'what about you?'
'Uh' Doctor Eleven thought for a second 'no that is where I go blurry as well. To be honest I can't remember the last time this happened…. Oh now I know!...'
'King William Fifth's coronation' they said in unison.
'But there hasn't been a William Fifth…' Rose said but as soon as she did, she regretted it.
'There will be. Queen Liz Two's grandson' her Doctor said 'now that was a party!'
'Time-Lords' Doctor Eleven laughed pointing at himself 'just in case you haven't noticed!'
Rose laughed along at the duos little jokes even though she had no idea what they were talking about. That was the problem with living with the Doctor. And now there were two!
'Okay' Rose said finally coming back down to reality 'I'm going to get dressed and then we can have a little talk about anything else.'
The two Doctors just sat and stood there for a few moments before they took it as there cue to leave.
Rose quickly put on the first thing she grabbed - a v-necked black dress which ran down to just below the knee. She then applied some minor make up before prancing down stairs to meet her double trouble.
She found them staring at a laptop screen laughing their heads off.
'What?' she asked.
'Have you seen these?' Doctor Eleven smirked.
She promptly sat down in front of the laptop and saw a picture of herself – but not just that. She was wearing practically noting and was posing in what she called a very flirtation pose.
Doctor Eleven closed the screen down 'What do you think?' he said looking at her.
'I…' Rose couldn't get anymore words out.
'They're online as well' her Doctor smirked 'everyone has seen you!'
Doctor Eleven stood up and gave Rose a wink and she obliged with a wink back.
'Oi, lay your hands off' her Doctor said 'I won her fair and square.'
The trio all burst out laughing as Rose collapsed into her Doctors arms 'God! What have we done?'
