Deep inside a dimly lit ominous warehouse with crates surrounding the area, we find a slightly bruised ginger girl, with like huge boobs, wearing a pink strapless dress and a white skirt, bound onto a wooden chair with several ugly thugs surrounding her. The girl held her head down, with her raggedy hair draped over her, while a skinnier older gentleman in a gray suit approached her. The man knelt down on one knee and soothed, "Listen little girl, we don't wanna have to hurt you anymore, but you've been spotted with that Lotus fella. So just tell us who he is... And we'll let you go. Hell, I'll even drop you off at the hospital myself."
The ginger glared up at the man and snarled, "Even if I knew who that handsome and brave vigilante was, I'd never tell scum like you who he is."
"... So be it," The man groaned as he stood back up, "I really hate hurting women, but sometimes it's gotta be done. Break her legs-"
Then suddenly, the lights went out, leaving only the moon to illuminate the building causing a massive panic amongst the henchmen as they all drew out their guns. "Wow, what happened?" A henchman growled.
"Ah geeze he's here," another cried, "I knew this was a bad idea." The frightened man instantly bolted out inbetween the crates.
However the man in the gray suit took fired at the deserter then barked, "Nobody leaves, we kill this bastard now."
The remaining men, stood close together, eyeing each and every angle of the warehouse, waiting for their impending doom. Only for a tall silhouette to drop in the middle of group, frightening the lot, the silhouetted man moved gracefully, as he ducked and dodged the oncoming fire, striking each of the men's shins and vital areas with twin batons. The lack of light threw a haze of confusion as this figure dashed about the group, slipping past them like a ghost as each fell one by one. Finally, all that remained was the man in the gray suit, as the lights returned leaving him the frantic and vulnerable lone survivor. Behind the boss was the still restrained damsel and inbetween was her rescuer. A tall man with black hair, a small ponytail and a pink streak on his left side. The vigilante wore a thin black mask and a black skin tight jumpsuit with a single lotus flower emblem on his right shoulder that hugged his muscular figure and ass, which the ginger girl admired closely. The man in the gray turned to his intruder and proceeded to fire upon him in a panic, only to come to the shocking realization his mag was empty.
"Fifteen rounds, and the only target you managed to hit was your own man," The hero commented.
The boss scarcely reached for a new clip, with an unrelenting terror overtaking his body as he trembled uncontrollably, only to have his face met with a hard swift strike of a baton, knocking him out instantly. The vigilante turned to find the damsel to find a twinkle in her eye as she cheered, "My hero."
"Come, let's get you to a hospital."
What proceeded next was the beautiful ginger girl, riding upon the Lotus's cycle to safety, hugging his muscular body closely. The two stopped before the desired medical facility as the Lotus assisted the ginger off his vehicle. She looked up at his bright pink eyes as she cooed, "Oh Lotus, you're so magnificent. Won't you please show me your face?"
"I can't," He moaned, "My identity must remain a secret, no matter how gorgeous you are. Now if you'll excuse me, I must report to Batman, the Joker has been seen downtown and he must be stopped."
Lotus tried to pull away, only for the girl's grip on him to become tighter, "Then... Can I least have, one kiss?"
The tall, handsome, and sexy vigilante stared down at this equally sexy chick as their bodies pressed up against each other, her massive breasts against his harden muscular chest, their lips inching closer and closer until-
Unfortunately, in the world of RWBY a certain annoying blond knight entered the shared dorm room of Nora Valkyrie, as she was in the final moments of finishing her fan fiction.
"Hey Nora what's up," Jaune cheered as he entered.
"KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME JAUNE," Nora roared as she glared at him with evil demented eyes, "KNOCK!"
Jaune froze in fear like a deer in headlights as he mumbled, "but... It's my room t-"
"GET OOOOUUUUT!" She growled, forcing her leader to run for his life.
Lol, okay so this idea came from a poll I did on Amino over who amongst RWBY characters(no semblance or weapons DC AU) would make the best sidekick for Batman and Ren pretty much won in a landslide. So I thought about it a lot and I came to the conclusion yeah, he makes the most sense. Orphan at a young age with his parents dying tragically, knows martial arts.
I considered making the Adventures of Lotus a full fledged series where Ren is Batman's sidekick, but he's more Nightwing than Robin, but I didn't feel like starting another long winded series when I already have five or six I keep putting off. So this is just a quick one shot with Nora's imagination as she ships herself with vigilante Ren just for laughs. Maybe someday I write an actual series with Ren as Batman's sidekick, but it won't be anytime soon.
