I'm not Rumiko Takahashi and I don't own Urusei Yatsura.
Wife or Kid
Chapter 1 Annoying
Lum and Ataru were quietly resting in bed when, "WAH!" Kohana was crying. "*GROAN* Oh GOD!" Ataru said. "What does she want?" Lum asked. Ataru sniffed the air, "OH MY GOD! THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE SMELL EVER!" Ataru shouted. "Guessing he needs a change right?" Lum asked. "I'll get the diapers from the kitchen (By the way their living on there own.)." Ataru said. "*Groan* I didn't work this much even as a slave." Lum complained. "Could be worse." Ataru said "You could be by your self being Osamu's slave again."
The two finally got the diaper on. The baby was still crying. "IF I WAS A CHRISTAIN I WOULD SAY JESUS CHRIST!" Ataru yelled. "Well either way your Buddhist and I guess the babies hungry." Lum said. Ataru then got some baby food.
5 hours later…
"RING" the phone rung. "Hello, Moroboshi residence." Ataru said as he picked up the phone. "Moroboshi sup, wanna come over man I need someone to hang out with." Mendou said. "Sure" Ataru said as he hung up the phone and saying good bye. "Lum you care to go to Mendou's house today?" Ataru asked. "Sure Darling but we first need a baby sitter." Lum said. "I have an idea." Ataru said.
"Hey Shinobu can I ask a favor." Ataru asked. "Sure what'cha need?" Shinobu asked. "Well can you baby sit for me." Ataru asked. "Sure." Shinobu said as she hung up. "Problem solved" Ataru said to Lum. "Well then, I guess we're going to Mendou's house." Lum said
Authors Note: So Shinobu's gonna be a babysitter. What will happen, find out next time "Wife or Kid".
