"So what's your name ma'am?"The ministry official asked.
"Dolores Jane Umbridge. Senior undersecretary to the minister, ex- inquisitor and headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry" Umbridge recited, pride evident in her voice.
The ministry official looked up from his notepad his eyebrows raised. "There is no mention of inquisitor and headmistress here, but you were the senior undersecretary to the minister? Hmmm... Let's begin then."
5days later
"So have you got it yet?"
"No"
"Come on woman! It's been five days already."
"But this takes time!"
A month later
"Come on! You have got to be the stupidest woman I've ever taught!"
"I...I DID IT! I DID IT!"
The official looked at her suspiciously, "that's your animagus form?"
"Well no. I didn't do it completely. I just...you know... a twitch in my leg..."
"Ah! I see. Well, I think the twitch is because you have been standing for long hours. I think I'll give you a minute."
Saying so, the official walked out. He had an itch in his crotch, which he had to attend to!
Two months later
"Well woman! It's been two months! How much longer?"
"Animagus transformation is not as easy as it looks! I shall have you know-"
"Yeah! Yeah! Get on with it already."
Saying so, the official looked down to his notepad again.
Umbridge was angry. No! She was feeling particularly murderous right now. HE WOULD PAY!
She willed herself to transform.
She suddenly felt something. (It wasn't a twitch in her leg this time!)
Her hands grew shorter and thinner. Her neck (what was there of it!) disappeared. She started shrinking into herself.
The official was suddenly startled by a ...croak?
He looked up to see that Dolores Jane Umbridge, (ex) senior undersecretary to the minister and (in her head!) the ex- inquisitor and headmistress of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry was gone! And in her place was, "ha-ha, a pink toad! Well done! But let me tell you, you look better this way. Being a toad becomes you!"
The toad let out an angry croak in response.
