Zoro was grumbling to himself after just being released from his night watch from the blond idiot. Of course the shitty cook had to make a rude comment about him before he left, but he ignored the insult. He was on his way to the boy's room when he saw Chopper come out. He was grumbling to himself and looked like he barely woke up.

Zoro watched in amusement and only when Chopper was going to crash into a wall did he intervene. "Hey Chopper what are you doing out of bed?"

"I want... hot chocolate. Zoro can you make me hot chocolate please." Chopper slowly said. He tried to rub some of his sleepiness away out of eyes and looked up at the swordsman with half closed eyes.

Zoro scoffed at the young crew member but he couldn't say no. With a hand on top of the doctor's head he guided him to the kitchen. When they entered, Zoro remembered that the cook was currently on watch duty. Zoro could have easily switched places with him, but remembering the last comment he made at him, he decided not to get Sanji's help.

Hot chocolate wasn't complicated to make. If the shit cook can make it, well so could he. Sitting Chopper down on the table, Zoro headed towards a box that Sanji put all his recipes. Sure enough a blue box was filled with them and after a little searching, he found the one he needed.

Hot Chocolate

Materials needed. 1 cup of milk, 1 chocolate bar.

1. Pour 1 cup of milk until heated at appropriate temperature.

2. When warm enough take pot off of heat and place the chocolate into the pot.

3. When chocolate is completely melted pour drink into cup.

It didn't look too hard. Skimming the directions one more time, he brought out the needed materials. Placing the pot on the stove, he quickly put on the fire. Step 1 done. Next step was easy enough. Placing three bars of chocolate in the pot, he now waited for it to melt. He placed the cup of milk on the counter ready to have the chocolate be poured into it.

Seeing as it may take a while for the chocolate to melt he grabbed a bottle of sake and sat with Chopper, his back towards the stove. The two sat in comfortable silence until the smell of something burning alerted Chopper. They both turned around and gawked at the sight in front of them. The entire pot was now on fire as chocolate spilled over the rims.

"Oh shit" Zoro yelled. He quickly ran to grab a cloth while Chopper screamed in the background. Cloth in hand he took the flaming pot and thew it in the sink. He finished by blasting the water on, causing thick smoke to quickly cover the kitchen.

Zoro didn't even have time to move away from the sink when the door slammed open and the smell of nicotine now joined the smoke.

"What the hell happened to my kitchen!"

An hour later, the kitchen was still getting aired out. Zoro was now sitting on the ground trying to fight off his drowsiness and staying awake. He was slightly aware that the idiot was still yelling at him over the melting pot. He didn't know why, he promised the cook that he was going to buy him a new pot when they reached the island, but that didn't stop him.

"How the hell do you mess up making Hot Chocolate! There's just three steps. THREE STEPS MARIMO! YOU HEAT THE MILK. PUT THE CHOCOLATE AND LET IT MELT. AND. THEN. YOU. POUR IT !" Sanji screamed the last part and after each word he swung the melted pot barely missing Zoro's nose each time.

The swordsman however looked unfocused and he yawned loudly. Before the cook could start a yelling match, Zoro stopped him. Getting up and stretching he said with a lazy tone "Hey Cook, did you ever think that maybe you're just terrible at writing directions. I'm much as a victim as your pot."

It took the combined efforts of Franky, Luffy, and Usopp to hold back Sanji from pelting Zoro with the still burning pot.


Oh Zoro your lack of directions is so funny! Well I hoped you guys enjoyed the fic and I hope you guys review. Stay lovely everyone.