Okay, this is a random story that me and my friend made up. Bold is me typing and italics is my friend.
one quiet day... i saw a strange man... i walked closer and it was Edward!
i spazed out and realized that i had turned into Bella!
then i realized i had to take a dump and ran to the closest bathroom i was really embrassed so i walked over to Edward and said.
please dont hate me and he said 'i could never hate you'
and i said well that makes one of us and he got mad.
and bit me and i suffered the terrible pain of becomine a vamp like him!
then i had a reaction and had a seziure!
then i realized i was allergic to Edward and he sneezed and said he was allergic to bullshit.
i laughed then said hahaha, im sry Edward, but i love Jacob!
Edward started choking on his tounge and he died for the second time (even though he cant die)
then Jacob appered with his bike and took Bella and they went cliff diving while Edward watched them, disgusted then Jacob died by landing on his face and Bella started crying Then Edward threw Jacobs' splatted brain in a vase and Eddie tried to comfort a frazzled Bella then Eddie asked Bella to marry him and Bella says 'uhm, now isnt a good time to ask me! my best friend just died!'
then Edward says sorry then gives her a hug and Bella needs to hunt cuz she's a vampire now.
but first they need to make up alibis in case the police asked them then Edward takes Bella and runs to their meadow and Edward sees a lion and he runs up and kills the lion for Bella and then Edward reallizes that he doesnt like the taste of lion.
and stares into Bella's eyes and they kiss passionately.
then Bella pushes him away and runs and jumps into the nearby river.
then at that moment Bella remembers that she does not know how to swim and almost drowns, but she doesnt cuz she's a vampire now.
then Edward jumps in after Bella and pulls her limp body out of the roaring river.
and then starts crying except he cant cry, so he just sobs... and Bella returns to life then Edward or the second time bends down on one knee and ties his shoe Bella laughs and Edward looks up at her, confused.
then Bella does somthing that we never thought she could do she ran away then Bella remembers Edward can out run her by miles and decides to climb a tree instead then she saw a bee hive and poked it then out went thousands of angry bees they tried to sting her granite skin, but stung each other instead.
then Bella fell and Edward was there to catch her then a bee stung Eddie and Eddie dropped Bella and he accidentally dropped her off a cliff.
then Bella went rolling till a tree stopped her and an angry grizzly bear came along.
then the bear tried to rip her into pieces but after awhile the bear got confused because she was not dying and Emmett suddenly came along and attacked the grizzly (his fave)
then Bella fell in love with Emmett and Rosalie came along and saw Bella kissing her husband.
then Rosalie got into a fight with Bella and then a computer nerd named Paul showed up he wanted to be in this story and Emmett killed him and then Bella picked her nose and Edward was suddenly there.
Bella flicked the booger at him and he was grossed outbut since he hadnt eaten yet he ate the booger and Bella passed out from embarassment them Eddie suddenly realized he loved her booger and attacked her face!
then THEY ALL DIED!! The End.
That was so random, I warned you. Haha, Paul is an actual person too. He's a computer nerd and my friend. So, since you read all that, please review! You can review anonomously if you want to!
