Hey everyone! So, I had this idea to write something with only dialogue. No descriptions, no imagery except what's provided by the characters as they speak. I haven't written a oneshot in a while so I hope I don't disappoint. Let me know what you think. Should I delete it? Was it great? Should I remove the symbols? Should I add normal interaction sentences? Personally, I like it. Feels like I'm eavesdropping. :3 Please review because chelseyelric lives off of comments and peanut butter! X3 On with the show.
symbol is Spiderman speaking, * is Deadpool speaking, as you'll see.
"…" = Pause/silence/space for an unknown action (can be calm, due to anger or embarrassment)
"…!" or "!" = surprised silence
"BOLD" = random in-sentence shouting
"Holy shit, Wade! You could have killed me!"
* "Yeah right, Spidey. I've seen you fall from higher and bounce right back into the fray."
"Yeah, but that's when I wasn't TRANQUILIZED!"
* "Not tranquilized, paralyzed, and only mildly. Either way, you wouldn't have died and you know it."
"Haaaaaah…Obviously there's no point in guilting you, so I guess I'll just skip to asking why you did it."
* "To try out my new stash of specialized neurotoxins, of course. Plus, I wanted to mess with you."
"And you wonder why you PISS me OFF!?"
* "Nah, that's a given. I just ask to piss you off more."
"…"
* "Alright, well, now that the paralytic has taken full effect, let's get to it."
"Get to what?"
* "Never you mind. Just sit back and enjoy."
"Enjoy whAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"
* "I said never you mind."
"I sure as shit mind when you're pulling down my pants in an alleyway!"
* "Why? Scared you'll get caught?"
"With my pants down? Please. That's happened to me so many times I've lost count."
* "That's not what I meant, but I guess you'll figure it out eventually."
"Figure what out?...DEADPOOL!"
* "What?"
"Don't you dare! I swear, if you lift up my mask-"
* "You'll what? Scream at me? You do that already."
"No! Just…I…don't! You can't know who I am! I need my secret identity! There are people I have to keep safe."
* "Jeez, Spidey. If you're gonna cry about it, I guess I won't. But don't think I'll be so merciful from here on out."
"…whatever."
* "Alrighty then…damn, you look good like that."
"Shut up, you creep!"
* "But you'd look much better if this came up."
"Put my shirt back the way it was, Wade!"
* "No. Mmm, I like your nipples, Spidey. They're so cute. And would you look at those abs."
"You're really starting to freak me out, man."
* "Said I wouldn't be merciful. Wow, your skin's surprisingly soft."
"Get your hands off my chest!"
* "…"
"Ow! Why the hell'd you slap me!?"
* "Cuz you won't shut that mouth. I'm gonna do whatever I want-"
"AH!"
* "-and you can't stop me."
"Ah! N-no!"
* "Oh, your nipples seem pretty sensitive. I'll bet you'd be twice as responsive in other places."
"…!"
* "But I really am a nipple man. Dude or chick, I can't resist 'em."
"Wade, please…"
* "Oh? You want more already?"
"No! I want you to stop!"
* "Right, then why are you like this down here?"
"Th-that's…"
* "I thought so. Now shut up. This'll be good for both of us, unless you keep interrupting me. Then I'll make sure it's only good for me."
"…"
* "That's better."
"Ahh…"
* "I don't mind those noises, though."
"…"
* "Mmm, I love those cute little goosebumps. I wonder if I lick these, will I make more?"
"Ah! Hah…N-no! Ah! Deadpool!"
* "That's right, Spidey. Scream for me. I told you your nipples were sensitive."
"…!"
* "Oh, look down here! You've started leaking through your tighty whities."
"That's…because…huh ah…"
* "What? Because I'm just teasing you now? You want the real deal?"
"I-I don't know…"
* "You don't know?"
"…"
* "How can you not know?"
"I…I'm scared."
* "…!"
"…"
* "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just want you to feel good with me, yeah?"
"…yeah."
* "Ok then. I'll go a little slower."
"…! I thought you said you wouldn't take my mask off!"
* "Relax, I'm not. Just lifting it half way."
"Why?"
* "…wow. The more I see of you, the more I want you, Spidey. Your lips look so soft."
"Mmm! Mhmm…"
* "…"
"Ah! Mmm…"
* "See? Those are the noises every man wants to hear."
"…"
* "I don't think we'll need these now. After all, you did get 'em pretty wet."
"…!"
* "There. Woah, you're bigger than I thought. And just look at that ASS!"
"!"
* "This tight little hole…bet you're a virgin."
"Of course I am! Why else would I be scared, man?"
* "Touché. I'll be sure to be gentle."
"Uuuuuuhh…!"
* "I'll take my time'n stretch you out real good first."
"Ah, Wade!...Deadpool! I-ah! Did you add another finger? It… kinda burns."
* "Sorry, Spidey, Bear with it a bit longer."
"But it's really starting to hurt. How can guys actually want to do HOLY HELL!"
* "Found it."
"Oh, God! Hit that spot again!"
* "What, like this?"
"Oh, shit! Ah H-harder! Harder!"
* "What an eager little spider you've become, Webhead."
"D-don't call me that!"
* "Ok, then. Spidey?"
"No…Peter. My name's Peter."
* "Really? Alright…Peter."
"HaaaaAAAAH!"
* "…oh shit."
"I'm sorry! I don't know why I did that! But…well, the way you said my name just now…and…sorry!"
* "Haha, it's ok, Petey. It's not like I didn't want you to cum. But I didn't expect you to cum from just my fingers. That's really hot, man."
"…"
* "Makes me wanna just-"
"AAAHHH!"
* "-fuck you senseless."
"Oh my God! Why didn't you warn me! Gah, stop moving, you bastard!"
* "…"
"…"
* "…"
"Stop! I told you to wait!"
* "I happen to know you can withstand a lot more than the average person, so just let me fuck you already!"
"Owwwwaaaaah! Ha! Ah! Wade, sto-"
* "Shit you're tight, Pete."
"…"
* "What's wrong? You close again?"
"…"
* "Aw, c'mon now, don't pout. No, wait. Keep pouting. It's turnin' me on."
"Ah, ah, ah, ah! Sto-op, Wa-ade! Ha, ah, ah! Fuck!"
* "Those are mixed signals you're sending, Petey. Stop or fuck?"
"…"
* "I guess I'll just stop then…"
"No!"
* "No?"
"…no."
* "Bitchin."
"Gah, ah, ah, ah. Right there! Oh God!"
* "So vocal now. I like how you keep changing it up."
"Shut up and go faster!"
* "Can do."
"Oh, yeah! Uh, fuck, Wade! "
* "Uh, Pete. I'm almost there!"
"Don't you even think about cumming inside me, man!"
* "But now that you've said it, how can I NOT think about it. Oh God, that's so hot!"
"Ah! Wade! Pull out!"
* "Shit! Cumming!"
"Waaaaaade!"
* "Aahhhh! Pete!"
"…"
* "…"
"I told you not to cum inside."
* "Too bad. And you'd be lying if you said you didn't like it, Petey."
"…"
* "Aw, you're so cute. Let me just pull out here."
"Uhn!"
* "There we go."
"Oohhh Waaaaade?"
* "Yes, Webhead?"
"Seems like your little paralyzer's wearing off."
* "Ah, shit."
"Yep. And you know what I'm gonna do now?"
* "Initiate an epic battle for your honor, the likes of which no one has ever seen?"
"No. This."
* "Mmm!"
"…"
* "You…you kissed me."
"Yes, Captain Obvious, I did."
* "Why?"
"Because…round two. 3"
So? How'd you like it? Be sure to review. ;3
