Ok, this story is really short I was just wondering what happens when you have a glitch on the Enterprise and no one knows how to fix it. The story is all in dialogue, and is a telephone conversation between two people.

Enjoy!

Summary: Jim is calling Starfleet to try and fix a problem aboard the Enterprise. Rated T for some mild language.

"Hello, this is Starfleet Central Directive. How may I help you?"

"Umm…this is Captain James T.K-K- Kirk from the Enterprise. Would you maybe hand me over to s-s-someone who knows m-m- more than me about the ship's th-th-thermostat?"

"One moment please. I must locate the source that you require."

"Ok, you do that."

Meeeep!

"Hi, this is Juliette Savage from ship environment control department. How may I help you?"

"I'm captain of the Enterprise, and I'm only calling because my whole crew is s-s- sitting on the b- bridge freezing their butts off b-because some smartass k-k-killed our c-c- climate c-control."

"I see. What have you tried to rectify your problem?"

"E-everything!"

"Could you be a bit more precise?"

"No!"

"I see. I'm going to transfer you to my superior. Hold on for a second."

Meeeep!

"Hello, this is Anastasia Jones, head of climate control department. Juliette informs me that your thermostat is broken?"

"Give. Me. The. Damn. Telephone….NO! Do you want me to get Spock to give you a nerve pinch?...No…Then give me the phone….FINE!"

"Hello…"

"Hi, this is Nyota Uhura, ship's translator. Sorry about that little scuffle back there, our beloved captain can be rather stubborn…. I'll kill you for that, Nyota!"

"I see. How may I help you?"

"I j-just need you t-t-to unlock our c-climate control t-t-t-tablet. We'll b-be fine after that, I th-think."

"Of course, just hang on for a second…is that any better?"

"Yes, it's already warming up. Thanks!"

"Of course. Good day."

Ok, that wasn't very good. I just had the idea and had to write it down somewhere. Please review and tell me what you think. I treasure all reviews, except for flames, which my life could do without.

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S4E