Don't own... anything involved here... alrighty then.


It's a little funny how he never seems to notice. If he could ever figure out what seems so obvious to those who know... well, best not to think about it. Luckily for everyone involved, he just seems to be lacking something...

Self-importance? Selfishness? Hubris?

Well- no matter. He hasn't figured it out. Hopefully he never will. After all, it isn't just the Organization that is putting all their effort into this. Who would think that all three other groups would provide such perfect people? They gathered three girls who all interest him, which is not an easy feat.

Not to say they are the only ones interested...

Sorry, a bit off topic.

A taxi, and a short and nonsensical lecture on some vaguely related principles, and he was in my hands. Not even the slightest doubt in my powers. Of course, I didn't have any until that time anyways, but you know how the story goes from there... Suffice it to say that he saw only what he wanted to see, what he thought he would see. I really had no part in it.

And to think, Kyon already knows just how much of his life is an act to appease an unstable god.

Too bad he doesn't know who that god is.

Well, maybe not "too bad", for if he knew...


It really hurts to know you cannot get close to someone you see every day. It hurts even more knowing hewants to be close to you. Worse yet, he is able to be close to other people, as long as they aren't you.

But what hurts the most is when that person can never know the real reason why you can't be close to him.

Sure, I've slipped a few times. Putting oneself into the whole moe "protect me" attitude starts to become permanent after a while. But all in all, nothing has really happened between us. As much as he wants it to...

Kyon is unreachable. He is above normal humans. Kyon is perfection, since he decides what perfection is.

And he thinks I am a special person...

That time traveling device (I think I called a TPDD? That was a spur of the moment thing, after all...) didn't exist until Kyon was sure it did. It seems he was all too willing to believe in these things at a moment's notice... And, what's more, I understand a future me was brought in to convince Kyon.

We didn't have TPDDs by then.

No, Kyon is convincing himself all of this is real. He is making his own world, by whatever means necessary. And he just doesn't notice it.

Which is to everyone's benefit, for if he knew...


Convincing Kyon of a Data Integration Thought Entity was too simple. At the slightest utterance of the words, he brought it into existence. At the idea of an alien-made humanoid interface, we changed into such. What's more, he thinks all of this is caused by Suzumiya Haruhi.

How more incorrect could he be?

When Kyon rewrote the world to be more "normal", all hope was lost. It appears that only through Kyon's own want of adventure (He appears to act as if he does not want strange occurrences, but that is not true) was he able to return. Apparently a program I did not write was created by Kyon to return, and I was seen as the source of the problem.

But still, all must be done to please Kyon.

He can never know the truth, for if he knew...


To think that someone with so much power is so... stupid. It's infuriating. If I had even a scrap of the power I have to pretend to have, the world would be a better place. But what does Kyon use his power for?

He traps me in an alternate dimension and kisses me to break my imaginary power.

Even if he is a little attractive...

No. The man is stupid. Sheer stupidity. If I wasn't such a good actor I would have gone insane by now.

After all, providing such interesting people to Kyon isn't some game. Without it, who knows what sort of crap the guy would listen to? Imagining him in a cult or something... well, it isn't pretty. With the powers he has, and the fact that for whatever reason he wants to have these weird things happen, anyone could get anything from him.

At least this way he has something to think about, and can't be distracted so easily. I mean, his infatuation with Mikuru is obvious to no end, and he pays a lot of attention to Yuki when it doesn't really seem necessary. Not to mention Itsuki and Kyon seem to be whispering to each other a lot when us girls seem preoccupied. I don't see that one happening though.

And then there was that thing with the Closed Space... and I have to pretend its adream? I mean, really.

How stupid does he think I am?

At least I'm not the one who doesn't realize he's got the power to create and destroy on a whim.

But maybe it's a sign that we are doing our job so perfectly. We don't want the truth to escape or anything.

For if he knew...


Just a little challenge to see if events in SHnY could be rewritten with a different God character. Might lead to a real fanfiction, maybe. Probably not.