Incest.

by: Lovelyrubberboots

Disclaimer: if you recognize it I don't own it.

Thank you in advance for reading and reveiwing.


"Hey," James said coolly, smiling at Ivy Nott, who gave James a small, uncertain smile back, "So, I wanted to know if you wanted to go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend. On a date," James was calm and collected, certain her answer would be yes.

There was a long pause.

"You realize we're related, right?" Ivy asked, "Your Aunt is my dad's sister." She told him blankly. James had to think about this for a moment; it took him almost half a minute to realize that she was talking about Aunt Audrey.

"Ah! But we're not really related. Not by blood anyway," he said, nodding, certain that she's say yes, now that the confusion was cleared up.

"I'm not going on a date with my cousins' cousin." she told him flatly, and she prepared to turn away and make fun of him with her friends.

"But isn't that what you pure-blood Slytherin types do?" James half-shouted after her. With a look of fury in her eyes Icy turned back around and marched back to James, slapping him across the face.


"So, James," Lucy said at the Burrow's table, two weeks later, at Christmas time. It was a rare moment of almost total silence at the table, "I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date sometime. I hear that's what pure-blood Slytherin types like me like to do," Lucy was almost too cheerful for her own good. As the family stared awkwardly at the pair Lucy just smiled, letting the statement sink in. Calmly Lucy placed her silverware down on the plate, and after the statement had fully sunk in she proceeded to tell them exactly what James had done.

He'd never live it down.


Read and reveiw and I'll love you!

See?? It rhymes!

- This was pretty much my first attempt at writing something not next-gen. Thoughts?