A/N: I got this idea while reading a book for school. There was a set of twins in it and they reminded me of the Hitachiin brothers. And well, this kind of happened. Love it? Hate it? I really don't care as long as you review. And, flames (whatever those are ???) are welcome.
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"Mommy, just five more minutes...." I said bearly awake.

"NO! And I am not mom!" Shouted my twin sister Tsukasa.

"Well, what time is it?" I drawled, my eyes still closed.

"It is time to get up and get moving to lunch, Usagi. The bell already rang. You slept all through 3rd period!" Tsukasa's voice rang in my ears.

"What??? You mean I almost missed lunch???!!!" Tsukasa sweatdropped.

I shook my head to wake up and jumped up.

"Well, come on! Off to lunch!" I said as I grapped Tsukasa's hand.

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We sat down to eat while everyone around us talked away.
We were sitting at an empty table by ourselves side by side with not even an inch between us.

Yeah, we are close. Get over it!

I was happily eatting my strawberry shortcake while Tsukasa eat some kind or healthy crap.

We ate quickly and left to find the library.

As we walked around the hallways and getting lost a few times, we found a large double door.
We opened it and found a burt of rose pettles and a group of wounderfully irresistable voices.

"Welcome. Ah! It looks as if we have two new customers." Said a man with black hair.
He was standing in the middle of a group of boys.

Tsukasa and I both fell over with joy.

"Oh dear. Matt, Mello, can you please help these two poor love struck beauties?" Came the mans voice.

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After we woke up we were overwhelmed by the smell of cake.

"Oh! L, their awake!" Came a soft voice that was full of cake.
The boys who called would most likely be the steriotypic boy lolita.

"Good good! Light! Can mommy please get these girls some tea?" L called.
The boy named Light walked away to retrieve some tea.

"Near, stopped eatting so much cake. You will get a toothache." Came a deep voice.
"Aww, but Commander Rester, I brush my teeth everyday!" Pouted Near.

"Well, are you two okay?" A tomboyish voice called out.
A girl with short blonde hair, wearing the boys school uniform, was standing infront of us.

"Yes, we are fine." We replied in unison.

""Goo-" She was cut off as she was pushed out of the way by the two twins.
L ran up to the girl and started shouting. "Oh my poor daughter! Daddy will make it all better!"

He was acting very overdramatically for the girl, whose name we found out later to be Misa, was standing infront of him trying to snap L out of his trance.

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A/N: Ahh, I really wanted to write that. I can see L acting like Tamaki.

L: Shut up, Fluffy!

Is that a threat I hear???

L: Mommy, I need help! *jumps into Light's arms*

Light: How did I get pulled into this?

Well, I forgot to do the disclaimer and I wanted to be different and do it at the end so say it!

Light and L: Fluffy does not own Death Note or Ouran High School Host Club. (Please help us, we are being held here against our will)

What was that?

Light and L: Nothing!!!