Strut Your Stuff Sage
No.1

Disclaimer: I dun own Ronin Warriors or Gundam Wing or DBZ. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm broke.

AN: Spell check is evil. That's why I avoid it.
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Isabelle: ::prances into Mia's house:: I'M BACK!!!
Cye: ::is cooking:: Who are you?
Kento: Can you cook?
Cye: ::throws a pan at Kento:: I'm cooking!
Isabelle: ::sniffs the air:: I smell fish!
Kento: ::grumbles:: What else? Who are you?
Isabelle: I'm the altered ego of the author.
Kento: You're the one who turned Vegeta's hair pink?
Isabelle: ::blinks:: DAMN IT!! HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW??? I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME
SERIES!!!
Cye: Word gets around.
Isabelle: ::snickers:: Veggie-chan isn't gonna like that...
-Ryo, Mia, White Blaze, and Yui walk downstairs and stare at Isabelle-
Mia: Who are you?
Isabelle: I'm the altered ego of the author.
Mia: You're the one who locked Wufei, Sally, Zechs, and Noin in the same closet?
Isabelle: WHAT?? YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT??!?!? ::on the verge of pulling her hair::
Ryo: ::gives Isabelle a strange look::
Kento: Are you done yet Cye?
Cye: No. Be patient.
-Sage and Rowen walk downstairs-
Isabelle: ::looks at Sage and Rowen:: ::drools::
Sage: ::sees Isabelle:: ::takes out his little black book:: So...
Isabelle: Actaully, I got a better idea... ::evil grin::
Kento: CYE! IS THE FOOD DONE YET!??!?!
Cye: ::is trying to keep is temper:: ::mutters to himself:: Be the water...be calm...be like the
water...
Kento: Water? You're cooking water? I thought steak!
Cye: ::still muttering to self:: Of course there are those times when there's a storm...
Sage: What's your idea?
Isabelle: ::even wider evil grin:: Oh you'll see...but after Cye's done cooking. Veggie-chan may
be an okay cook, but I heard he was nothing compared to Cye...

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Sage: A photo-shot agency?
Isabelle: ^^ Hey, you've always wanted to show off your stuff.
Rowen: ::is buried in a book:: And then you square pi...
Isabelle: -.-() Rowen... ::takes the book away::
Rowen: ::blinks::
Isabelle: ::wicked look::
Rowen: ::backs away::
Kento: Who has the marshmallows?
Cye: You're STILL hungry?
Kento: Yeah. Why?
Ryo: I ate them.
Kento: YOU WHAT?!?!?!
Ryo: Why? They were yours?
Kento: NO SHIT THEY WERE!!!! ::moves in to strangle Ryo::
Everyone else: O.O
Isabelle: ::mutters:: Never underestimate what Kento is willing to do for food...
Cye: I wonder where Mia, Yui, and White Blaze are.
Rowen: Mia decided Yui was too young to see Sage try on freak costumes and they couldn't allow
tigers in.
Sage: Excuse me? Freak costumes?
Kento: You owe me a bag of marshmallows Ryo of Wildfire!!!
Ryo: Okay, okay, chill.
Isabelle: ::rolls her eyes:: Let's just get on with it.
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-two guys come out to greet 'em-
-in fact...the two guys sorta look like...-
Isabelle: ::screechs:: DUO!! WUFEI!! WHAT THE HELL...!?!?!?
Duo: Hey, you aren't at Capsule Corp!
Wufei: Injustice! Why do I have to be the anounncer person???
Duo: You owe me a favor for getting you fried rice. I'm the camera man and you..er...annouce.
Wufei: ::grumbles:: Okay, who's up?
Sage: ::steps up::
-Everyone else sits down-
-Duo poises the camera-
-Isabelle glomps Rowen-
-Rowen sweatdrops-
Wufei's voice: Okay people, this is what we call the -whoa...there's wonton soup in here...
-Sage walks down in a white, TIGHT, Elvis suit-
Isabelle: ::whistles::
Rowen: ::whistles::
Isabelle: ::blinks:: ::edges away from Rowen a bit::
Wufei's voice: *munch* Okay, that was The King Outfit...and now...Spandex Man, now improved with
tools! *munch*
-Sage walks out wearing Heero's outfit complete with the spandex and a monkey ranch. Don't ask.-
Fangirls: ::drools:: *swoon*
Duo: Strut your stuff Sage!
-everyone stares at Duo-
Duo: Forget it.
Wufei's voice: OMG!! RICE!!!
Duo: Wufei!!! Just do the anouncing!!!
Wufei's voice: Shut up Maxwell!!! *ahem* Anyway, we call this next outfit Shinigami Special.
-Sage walks out wearing a copy of Duo's outfit-
Duo: WHAT?!?! THIS IS UN...waaiittt...
Kento: A ha! I've found another bag of marshmallows!
Ryo: -.-
Isabelle: Sage's hips look better.
Duo: I heard that!
Wufei's voice: We like to call this next one the Nataku Special.
-Sage walks out in Wufei's outfit in the end of Endless Waltz-
Isabelle: ::whispers rather loudly:: Wufei's butt is cuter.
Wufei: ::nosebleed::
Sage: ::glares:: Are you saying that my butt is not cute?
Cye: ^^; How did this converstation become about Sage's butt?
Isabelle: No, but in that outfit, Wufei's butt is cuter!
Wufei's voice: Onna! Would you stop talking about my...my... ::gets dizzy from lack of blood::
Duo: ::hops on stage:: I declare that my butt is the cutest!
-Sage and Isabelle glare at Duo rivaling Heero's best-
Duo: There's just no pleasing people is there?!?!?! ::gets back behind the camera::
Sage: Well, it's not like your butt is cuter than mines!
Isabelle: Oh yeah? ::runs backstage::
Everyone: ::blinks::
Ryo: You really asked for it man...
-Isabelle walks out wearing a tight disco outfit:: I challenge you to a...a...well...you get my
point...
Sage: I accept!
Rowen: -.- We're not gonna survive this...