Itachi and The Akaski

It was at the beginning of an Akaski meeting where Itachi sat at the table.

"I hope Orochimaru doesn't come today." He thought to himself. "Okay everybody, lets get started. Dedara has volunteered to bring cookies and teddy grams, so ill just pass them out." Said the leader, pain. Them 2 figures walked in "Heeeeeeeyy!" they said in a strange voice it was Orochimaru and Kabuto (not the pokemon, ninja info cards freak.) "Heeeeeeeeyyy!" responded the Akaski "shut uuuuuup…" murmured Itachi. Orochimaru began to speak: "we were at the mall today and it was" "fabulooooooouuuuuus" they both said suddenly " I got this cute new outfit for you guys, Itachi Come try this on, and show everybody!" Said Orochimaru Itachi reluctantly went to the changing room and put on the outfit in the bag. He came out wearing an orange Akaski outfit with pink clouds. " " "Delicious, go on the catwalk!" said Kabuto. Itachi showed everybody, and they all said " Delicious!" "I CANT TAKE IT!!!" said Itachi, and he took a kunai and killed himself. Then suddenly Sasuke came down with his chidori and impaled Itachi through his heart.

"I got you Itachi you son of a bitch!" "Sasuke, he killed himself already." Said Kisame "Dammit!" and Sasuke stuck his chidori through himself." Once news of Sasuke reached the leaf Tsunade gave Naruto and Sakura the news of Sasuke. "My Sasuke!" said Sakura, and she killed Herself. "My Sakura!" said Naruto and he killed himself but the fox wouldn't let him and he healed. So he ran away. That's the end of Naruto!