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Diary of Battle Duck!

I am Battle Duck. On this date of October 21, XX11, I have taken an oath. An oath sworn for the sake my fellow man, woman, and other-skinned beings, that I will record an account of the strange events that occur in this mystical world for as long as I am within it.

And to that end, I give you this, The Diary of Battle Duck.