Disclaimer: A parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. I don't own the song. Nor do I own "James Bond"
A Walter PPK and a hand grenade
A Molotov Cocktail to boot
Just set the bomb, load your gun
And ya better get ready to shoot.
Just hop into your BMW
And drive down the highway real fast
Don't worry about wrecking the beemer, man
You'll have a sequel, you'll last
So kill us a supervillain, secret agent man!
Scuba dive in his pond!
'Cause you drink a martini, shaken not stirred
And you're name happens to be James Bond!
You always have a sidekick, man
You'll always end up with her in bed
But that's at the end of the movie, man
As long as she don't end up dead
If you really have one friend, I can name him
In two words I'll oust him; he's Q
You'll get some gadgets from him today
You'll end up destroying them, too
So let's get in a high spee-eed cha-ase now
Let's blow up a building or two
Because you're name is General James Bond
You're destruction is nothing new!
Now Moneypenny's in MI6
She's in love with James
But too bad for her, she'll never get him
He's with other dames
And the sexchanging leader of the ministry
Her name has always been "M"
Nobody seems to notice this, though
Her changing doesn't really bother them
Let's have one more explosion, secret agent man!
Blow up something tonight!
Even though you'll be on parole for this
You'll eventually be alright!
