Okay my bestest buddy (DLC GIRL) says this all the time and it gets on my damn nerves so I write this. This is a one-shot.
This is an early birthday present.
This is made from the pure randomness that makes my friend special.
Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Kh or the title. The title goes to the birthday girl DLC GIRL!
Also beta read by DLC GIRL!
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"Riku, do you want a cheeseburger?" a random girl asked during Riku's gym class.
"Uh…who are you?"
The girl had already disapeared.
"Um…o…kay?" And Riku went back to his volleyball team.
The Next Day
"Riku, do you want a chesseburger?"
"Okay WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
This time he was in the middle of math class.
Again the girl was gone.
"I'm tempted to call the police…"
But he got detention instead.
The Next Next Day
Today Riku decided to eat his lunch outside when:
"Riku, do you what a-"
"JUST WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU! REALLY YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!"
The girl started wimpering and was on the verge of tears.
Riku felt guilty.
"Ummm…don't cry?"He tried while patting her back.
She whispered two words.
The police swarmed around the two and took Riku into custody.
She said: Child Abuse
The Next Next Next Day
"I plead innocent! What the hell did I do to her!"
"Your honor as his defendant, I plead insanity. Obviously he doesn't remember doing something to the victim."
"I did nothing!"
The judge looked skeptically at the boy. His silver hair in disarray, bloodshot eyes, speaking nonsense. His decision was obvious.
"I sentence Riku Hikaru to mental rehab at Destiny Islands Asylum."
"WHAT?"
The Next Next Next Next Day in DI asylum
"Let me out! Let me out! This is worse than prison and you REALLY don't want to mess with me."
"Shut up! You nutcase! You're going in the 'special room'."
He was already in a straint jack what more special was there in an asylum?...unless…oh no…
The two guys threw Riku into a padded room. He tumbled around n the groud until he hit something squishy.
Riku turned and saw that it was Roxas.
"Roxas?"
The blond turned to face the other teen.
"Riku? What are you doing here?"
"I was going to ask you that…"
Roxas looked around skeptically, as if being watched. "It's that girl over there. She's the reason half of the people in this asylum are here now."
"Really? I'm in here because she drove me insane and then –"
"Whispered two words? That's what she did to all of us man…"
Riku looked around to find himself in a medium sized square room. In each corner except one was a person. In one corner was…Sora? What the hell was he doing here?
In another corner was Roxas, and then in the last corner was the girl. He now had the chance to look at her. Black hair, brown eyes, and a very chidish aura.
Inching his way across the ground, he made it to the empty corner of the room.
He couldn't help but feel as if he were being watched.
The walls started closing in on him. He was suffocating and then-
"Jennifer, it's time to go out today. I think you get to leave today." A girl about his age said as she walked in the room.
"Ok!" she got up and had something clay in her had. I believe it was a clay turtle.
She put a leash on it. "C'mon Chester." She dragged the turtle out of the room and Riku swore that it was staring at him with pleading eyes as if to say 'save me'.
The moment she left, was total bliss. Another moment more in the room with her and he would be in jail for murder.
His little world was going great until:
"Yo dude, you want a cheeseburger?"
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Now you are probably wondering what the hell the point of this story is and what it has to do with a cheesburger. Well, I'll tell you…absolutely nothing….No flames please.
Most of this fic is made from inside jokes so if you don't get it…tough darts.
