A/N: Akashi finds out about Kagami and Kuroko's relationship. Aomine seems to enjoy this too much. Kagakuro. Aokise.

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Kagami was eating his 8th, 9th, and 10th Maji burger at the same time, goaded into stuffing all the food in his mouth by the Tōō ace grinning across from him. That's when he got the text message from Kuroko promptly telling him of his impending doom.

After several not-so-coincidental exchanges on the basketball court between the two power forwards the pair made it a habit of playing against each other till one of them passed out and then pigging out at Maji burger later on.

Kagami stopped chewing to glance at his phone when it vibrated on the table, seeing it was a message from Kuroko he swiped the screen, read the message, and became ghostly pale in a manner of seconds.

Aomine looked uncomfortable, "Oi, if you're choking I don't know how to the do the Heimlich. I'll just kick you in the stomach till you feel better."

Kagami swallowed his entire mouthful with a dramatic gulp "How would that make me feel better?" Kagami snapped but shook his head his face grimacing back at the text message. "Uh, apparently your old Teiko captain knows about me and Kuroko going out."

Aomine was silent for a moment, and then drew in a large breath of air….before collapsing against the table in laughter.

Kagami quickly became irritated as the tanned boy started pounding the table and howling with delight. The red head nearly missed the message from Kuroko asking where he was, he quickly replied. Anything to save Kagami from his current company.

"Oh man," Aomine finally regained his composure and raised back up. He shot Kagami a devilish grin, "You have my sympathies."

Kagami scratched his neck nervously, "How bad could it be?"

This time Aomine's face flat lined blankly. "You have no idea what you're messing with."

"That's right Kagami-kun." Kuroko agreed sipping on his milkshake.

"Oh I see." Kagami nodded his head gravely. He blinked once and then twice before his eyes bulged out.

"Kuroko! When did you get here!"

The light haired boy pretended to look hurt, "I've been here this whole time."

"What a shitty boyfriend you have Tetsu." Aomine snickered before patting the shorter boy next to him, ignoring the fuming redhead across from them. "Enjoy him while you can since Akashi is probably going to kill him."

"We haven't even gotten past 1st base yet." Kuroko nodded solemnly.

"KUROKO!" Kagami yelled blushing all over; horrified that his lack of romantic progress had just been broadcasted to the last person he ever wanted to know. The embarrassed basketball player glanced up when his rival seemed awfully quiet about the news.

"Uhm…wow, sucks to be you Kagami." Aomine muttered lowly looking out the window uneasily. Kagami blinked, he was sure that Aomine of all people would jump on the fact that he hadn't gotten any action. Suddenly realization hit the red-head and he grinned wickedly.

"Oh I see." Kagami taunted, enjoying the look of panic that crossed Aomine's face. "Haven't gotten into Kise's pants yet have you?"

"SHUT-UP!" Aomine roared his dark tone flushing red when Kagami continued cackling. "I'm taking things slow, you dumb brute. I know how to treat my boyfriend properly."

"Actually from what Kise-kun has told me he wishes you would be more, how did he phrase it….I wish he would just go for it, I think he's too scared." Kuroko informed, he took one last slurp of the milkshake and frowned at the empty container basically ignoring his boyfriend's laughter and his old teammate's look of betrayal.

Aomine growled, "I'm glad you're enjoying yourself Bakagami, let's see how much you'll be laughing when Akashi gets a hold of you."

This managed to shut Kagami up and the boy looked like a fish out of water gaping dumbly. Aomine threw water in his face to help him out.

"Bastard…."Kagami rumbled lowly.

"That tongue right there is gonna get your ass in trouble." Aomine pointed out smugly.

"Aomine-kun is right, unless you know the right things to say Akashi-kun won't be pleased." Kuroko sighed wearily, "You don't want to see him like that. Ever."

"I still don't see why he's mad at me." Kagami scowled rubbing his face dry with his sleeve.

"Akashi-kun can be very…possessive."

"He's a psychopathic spawn." Aomine nodded in agreement.

"Is he jealous?" Kagami asked a little irked at the thought.

"He just doesn't like when things don't go according to his plan, you were completely unexpected…so he already dislikes you." Kuroko explained, "Dating me doesn't really help your case."

Kuroko's cellphone then started vibrating on the table. Very clearly on the screen the caller id said Akashi-kun. Aomine grabbed it and waved it goadingly in front of Kagami.

"Hey look, death is calling you!"

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I've been writing this instead of updating I need a hand, which unfortunately will probably not be updated until next weekend.