A/N: SashaKim007 and I decided to split the original "Smoky Passion: Xtra Cuts and Whatifs" and make it into separate drabble compilations. She's taking care of the what-if scenes while this here only contains scenes that didn't make it into the main story.
A lot of these "deleted" scenarios were already conjured up, while some others were freshly typed from scratch. SK007's profile contains the updated series, titled "Smoky Passion: What If?" if you want to go and take a look at it. It might look as though I typed up the whole thing, but it was all her. So shout-out to her for making major improvements on her formatting. She's come a long way and I'm proud of her. :D
I will say this now: Bi-Han is OOC. Don't even TRY to bitch about it in my review board, because I already know how insanely non-canon he's portrayed in our Smoky Passion collection. If you do so, don't be surprised if you get an eyeful from me. I'm pretty easy to get along with, but I will not tolerate bashing of any kind. So if you have a problem with severe OOC-ness, it would be for the best that you not continue reading this. You have been warned.
Deleted Scene 1: Relapse
(Takes place during the events mentioned in chapter 20 of "Smoky Passion")
It had been a long, eventful night at Pacha NYC after celebrating Sasha and Smoke's Jack & Jill party. So many hysterical situations had occurred that evening that it was impossible to count them all on both hands. Even Kuai Liang himself said that his older brother's antics were the highlight of the entire night.
"I swear, although big bro was getting on my nerves lately... I'm glad he stopped that fight between Sonya and Smoke," he had mentioned upon their return to the Lin Kuei temple.
What happened that night that was so eventful, exactly?
It all started when Smoke and Sasha had been busted. Sonya and Smoke nearly duked it out, with Kenshi using his telekinesis to keep the Enenra from attacking the Special Forces agent. And that was when Bi-Han showed up dressed in nothing but a pirate vest and hat.
It all went downhill from there, humor-wise.
Evidently, Bi-Han had gotten drunk off his ass. Except he was more hyper than normal. He had ejaculated on the groom's face after the latter had been caught dry-humping his girlfriend on the party bus.
In front of everyone.
It was so hilarious that Smoke was humiliated. The Enenra was so outraged that he got up and punched the drunken ice-wielder in the chest. When Sub-Zero hit the ground in an unconscious heap, the Enenra proceeded to stomp the comatose man in the groin with his combat boots.
To say the least, the night was ridiculously chaotic.
Now? Bi-Han was just beginning to come around from his alcohol-induced coma when he felt someone kick him in the side.
"Man, wake your drunk ass up!" a male voice yelled. It was so hard for Bi-Han to recognize his younger brother's voice since he'd been knocked out the entire ride.
To be more precise, Sub-Zero had been left behind on the party bus overnight. No one bothered to drag him out, but Tundra came to check on the crazy guy to ensure he wasn't dead.
Kuai Liang formed a snowball – yes, a snowball – with his left hand and chucked it at him. The younger Cryomancer was growing frustrated with his older brother, since he himself also had a hangover.
"Bi-Han... For real, man. It's hot as fuck out here and I'm tired. Get your faggot ass up before I call Hanzo in here to backhand you."
As expected, Sub-Zero's eyes shot open as he jumped into sitting position. He was disoriented, so he was completely oblivious to the fact that he had penises scribbled all over him. Seeing his brother dazed and confused, Tundra stifled a chuckle.
He'll notice it sooner or later.
Bi-Han rubbed his aching eyes. "What the fuck happened? Where the hell am I?"
"Bro... You don't remember last night?" Tundra grinned mischievously. He knew he was going to enjoy picking on his older brother.
Bi-Han shook his head, clearly confused about what his younger brother was referring to. "No... Wait," he paused. He looked down at his ripped stomach and noticed the scribbles covering every single one of his abs. "What the fuck did you guys do to me?"
"Nigga, you were drunk. You jizzed on Smoke, man. So he knocked your ass out and you went night-night super fast," Kuai Liang said with a cackle. He couldn't get over that specific event.
Bi-Han unexpectedly shot his right hand forward, a thick beam of ice springing from his palms. Within moments, his younger brother's feet were frozen to the ground.
"You would fuck with me, Tundra," he growled, stalking towards his younger brother. Tundra, completely unfazed, simply stood there with a smug expression on his face.
And that's when the crack was heard.
Kuai Liang smacked his older brother so hard across the face with his closed fist, that Sub-Zero couldn't even maintain his balance. Had he not been so hungover, Bi-Han would have been able to fend him off.
But no, he fell on the floor with a heavy thud.
"Bro, don't ever forget that we share the same blood. Ice attacks? Really, dude? C'mon now, Bi-Han."
Sub-Zero peered up at his younger brother, unable to notice the cocky smirk plastered onto his features. Between these two siblings, Tundra always had the more sense and didn't act like a jackass 24-7. So it really wasn't too hard for anyone to put the bipolar Cryomancer in his place.
Then, as if the Elder Gods above willed it, Bi-Han sprung back up with a manic laugh and farted in Tundra's face. While Kuai Liang was left behind a thick fog of funk, Bi-Han wiggled his crotch around and said in a sing-song voice, "HEY, YOU SHOULD KNOW MY BOOTYHOLE IS EVER-AMAZING, TUNDRA."
Before the stunned younger sibling could reply, Bi-Han ran out of the party bus and down the long pathway up to the main doors of the Lin Kuei temple. He pet his flaccid manhood with a smile before shoving the doors open, and running through the main hall stark naked.
What made it even worse was that Bi-Han was screaming like a woman as he ran down the halls, waking every single Lin Kuei clan member in the process.
"Fuckboy, go back to sleep!"
"Shut the fuck up, Sub-Zero!"
"HOW THE HELL IS HE NOT DEAD YET?"
These were some of the many angry shouts coming from the grumpy Lin Kuei elites. No one was happy, and Smoke had just made his way out of his chamber to personally punch the Cryomancer in the face when –
"DO YOU EVER KNOW WHEN TO STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT?!"
Sub-Zero stopped dead in his tracks and faced the angry Enenra with a blank expression. Smoke was beyond pissed, and he didn't look happy. Hell, the silver-haired man looked a mess. His hair was sticking up in all directions, and his eyes were swollen with dark circles underneath.
"For real, man. It's 6 in the morning and we need to be well rested for training at 9," said another Lin Kuei.
By this point, everyone was glaring daggers at the nude Cryomancer. Had it not been for the Grandmaster who'd just walked into the hall in his flowing red robes, Bi-Han would have pestered his brethren further.
Kuai Liang showed up a few moments later grumbling insults. He was also aggravated, and when everyone turned to look at him, he responded with a very harsh, bitter, "WHAT!?" before going into his chamber and slamming the door.
After the moment of awkwardness passed, Sen piped up with a sarcastic quip leveled at Bi-Han. "So you pissed Tundra off this early, huh? You would, man. I don't see why he puts up with your bullshit..."
"Yeah," said a mysterious woman who seemed to come from out of nowhere. It was Bi-Han's girlfriend, Pilar, and she did not look happy.
At all.
"Baby, I can explain–" Bi-Han started to justify, until she silenced him with a swift slap to the face.
"Shut up, Bi-Han. I love you enough to humiliate you right here and now. Have you taken your medicine lately?" she asked, her voice dripping with bitter amusement. Even her purple irises beamed in fury as she fixated her sight onto the hungover Cryomancer she loved.
Sub-Zero looked at his feet in shame, not caring if he was naked in front of everyone else. "Nope. Fuck those meds."
Pilar smacked him again, but this time she added another attack by singeing the tip of his penis with her fire powers.
"OW! BABE. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO HAVE SEX WHEN YOU'RE BURNING MY DICK!?" Bi-Han yelped, quickly dousing the flames with his Cryomancy.
"Heh, that's all you care about, right? Sure, I might love you with all of my heart, honey," Pilar spat, narrowing her eyes before continuing. "But I will not put up with your bullshit. Embarrassing Tomas like that as well? What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
Sen chose the moment to steal Bi-Han's thunder. "He's a faggot, Pilar."
"Shut your mouth, peon!" she yelled at him. The rest of the men stifled chuckles as the Grandmaster merely stood there suppressing an amused grin.
Turning back to Bi-Han, she pulled his ear down and said in a menacing tone, "Take your goddamn medicine or else I will personally sever your beloved penis. You love him a lot, right?"
Bi-Han quivered, not liking the thought of losing his manhood. "Y-Yes, Pilar."
"Good..." Pilar sneered. "Now go take those fucking meds before I follow through with my promise!"
Bi-Han, thoroughly embarrassed, ran straight into the psych wing, crying hysterically because he didn't want to lose his beloved penis, whom he had named "Chuckie The Vagician."
Or vagina magician, whatever it is that Bi-Han means by that shit.
As he whined and bawled like a baby, Maeve laughed at him. She was one of the main maids in the Lin Kuei temple, but also the head of the psychiatric wing. She thought it was hysterical how Sub-Zero would get so scared at the suggestion of castrating him.
"Now, now, Bi-Han," she said softly as she was preparing to inject his anti-psychotics into his bloodstream. "Calm down, honey. It's not that serious."
"But it's my PENIS we're talking about!" he shouted.
Then, Kuai Liang burst through the infirmary doors and slapped a gag over his older brother's mouth, and made ice cuffs over his hands. Bi-Han's hands were frozen in place, and Tundra grinned triumphantly.
"That's what you get, fuckboy," Tundra said. He couldn't wait to pester his older brother about his little fear.
He'd do it, too.
To be continued...
