Ali Zurawski 10-27-13
Period-3rd Homework
You're not going to believe this but, may as well take a crack at it. On June 6th nobody died. No one. On June 7th the same thing happened. But on June 8th, that's a whole different story.
I was doing my normal routine. My alarm on my phone goes off and slap my phone to turn it off and roll over to go back to sleep. Completely normal. But since these last few days have been off, I get up. I turn on the TV and turn on it to the news.
"…It has come my conclusion that a huge pancake is coming at earth. It will hit us in 3 hours." Said the news reported.
This can't get any worse…I rolled out of bed. My mom was packing her things.
"Mom, where are we going to go?" I said.
"We are going to New Jersey. We're going to stay with my sister. They have a small dome for all of us. Start packing your things, Hun." My mom said.
I packed up all everything I owned. I can't believe this is why we are going to New Jersey. Not because of vacation but because of a pancake. I bet you people are spreading syrup on the ground. People would also be holding huge forks. Tsk tsk tsk.
We got to the airport and got into a private jet. We were in New Jersey in no time. My mom drove us to her sister's house. We knocked and she opened with a very surprised face.
"Is it alright if we stay with you for a while?" My mom said.
"Of course! You came this far!" Her sister said.
Here we are. Cuddled up in a small dome in the corner. This world is really weird. There was a tiny TV in the dome with us. I switched the TV on.
"…Um well it seems that the huge pancake has, kind of, been froze in midair. Take a look." Said the news reporter. The video showed there was indeed a pancake in midair, but there were latters. People were going up latters with HUGE forks to eat the pancake. I face-palmed. Typical citizens. Why didn't they bring the syrup?
We packed our things up and headed home. While we we're on the plane, I saw something that made me feel queasy. Out the window, I saw medium sized sausages. Not this again…
