A/N: Hi I know I know I am awesome. This is a one shot end of story. I hope you laugh! Enjoy! This all in Leo's mind. Just some stuff I think going on in the mind of Leo.

The Mind of Leo Valdez

'Wow that is huge! That's what she said. Did I really that's what she said myself? I really need to clean Bunker 9, Oh look Jason,'

'I wish I was a bird, NO a unicorn. Now that would be awesome. I would poop rainbows and burp happiness. That would be so fetch!'

'That girl is looking mighty fine! I would like to… dirty thoughts dirty thoughts dirty thoughts dirty thou- hey, is that my sandwich I've been looking for that for a week. Better not waste it. Good, no one saw me eat that.'

'YOU'VE GOT THAT ONE THING! SO GET OUT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'VE GOT THAT ONE THING. Thank you, thank you that one was to my teddy bear Mr. Snuggles, I love you. Next mash up is….'

'Man, when is the new Keeping up with the Kardashians on. I wanna see the new baby; oh I know I'll have the Stolls tell me. They love that show more than me. Maybe I can watch it with them. BROS NIGHT IN!'

'Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee sooooooooooooooo bad,'

'I really shouldn't have eaten that sandwich.'

'MY SWEET VIRGIN EYES! I AM NEVER WATCHING T.V. WITH THE STOLLS EVER AGAIN! EVER, damn, how I am gonna watch ENews?'

'Where did I put that money? I had it 2 seconds ago, I had just bought, oh ya I spent it. Good bye money. You will be loved.'

'That was an awesome party. To bad I didn't get to play beer-pong. But I got banned for having 'too much fun' I'll show them. People not allowed in my tree house list just got longer.'

'Do not go in that bathroom for a while.'

'I wish I had a pet unicorn, we could ride on rainbows together,'

"What did you just say Leo?" Piper asked.

"I said that out loud?" He asked. She nodded.

"Shit."

A/N: I hope you liked it. Byeee

=)- Puffle Bear