Indiscreet
By: DarkBlue Mint
Disclaimer: Still not mine! Never was, never will.
Notes: Don't ask were this came from, my brain is a weird place and I don't understand it. It forced me to write it...
"I think Fujino-kaicho is a virgin."
That innocent thought from Mikoto produced different reactions on the table were the HiMEs were reunited at the moment. Nao and Midori laughed as heartily as they could; Mai, Shiho, Yukino, Akane, Yukariko, and, surprisingly, Akira blushed profusely; Miyu hastened to cover Alyssa-ojousama's ears; Natsuki sputtered some words without sense. And said Fujino-kaicho swallowed her tea wrong, which sent her into a coughing fit and made Nao and Midori laugh anew.
"What made you said that, Mikoto?" Fumi, who seemed to have kept her composure, inquired from the kendoka.
"If Natsuki were fulfilling her duties she would not look that stressed." The girl gave a firm nod, apparently ignoring the new round of blushes that this time was also sported by said wolf. Midori and Nao were feeling pain in her stomachs (to think that the young nun hadn't wanted to come). Miyu grabbed Alyssa and rapidly fled the dining room of the principal mansion claiming that it was time to go to bed... to sleep, praying the entire road to the church that her ojousama's haven't been too exposed to the infamy of that room.
"Those kinds of comments are to be kept private Mikoto-chan." Fumi explained with a smile.
"Why?" If the girl didn't wore such an earnest look on her face someone would have believe that she was teasing (maybe she was, one had to remember that Reito was her brother).
"It's in bad taste, Mikoto-chan." Fumi hadn't had so much fun since she was a young girl. "You don't hear other people talking about their private lives in public."
"Private lives?"
"She means sex." Nao supplied helpfully after finally controlling her amusement.
"Hmm, so if I say that Mai and I had private lives three times before coming here does that means--" Mikoto's mouth was rapidly covered by a very blushing Shiho, while Mai gave a warning scream of 'Mikoto'; although the kendoka didn't knew exactly what was wrong she obeyed and kept quiet.
"Three times?" Of course no one had thought of covering Midori's mouth. "Good for you Tokiha!"
"Actually, Natsuki got to four before we noticed that more than that would make us be late." Shizuru had apparently recomposed, to the embarrassment of Natsuki.
"So... Kaicho is not a virgin?" Shizuru denied placidly with her head (Nao and Midori laughed, everybody blushed, Natsuki started to pray for a hole in the ground, Fumi smiled). "Four times?" This time a nod. Not many people knew this but Mikoto had competitive streak, so with some last words the dark haired cat grasped Mai's hand an fled the room. "Before the night is over Fujino, I'll get to seven."
"Are you going to let her get away with that?" Shizuru turned her eyes to Natsuki. The biker sighed took Shizuru's hand and they too left the room.
The rest of the HiMEs witnessed all this with their jaws down, except Fumi that promised herself to host HiME meetings more often.
End.
More Notes: Second of the 500 fics, this prompt was "Someone is not really a virgin"... I have no idea how it became this. Well not counting notes (and the word end) it's exactly 500 words. Only three more prompts but I don't know if I'm gonna do them.
