Disclaimer: This episode of TDI contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by fanfiction characters. Do not try any of this stuff at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.

"Yo! Chris McClain, coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Ontario, dropping the hottest new reality show on television!" Chris, the host said dramatically while standing on a dock.

"Here's the deal," he said with a sadistic smirk. "Fifty new campers, plus ten of the originals, have signed up to spend a few months at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, and have to face the judgement of their fellow campers."

Chris began to walk down the dock. "Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their teammates walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Boat of Losers, and leave the Island for good!"

He stopped. "Their fate will be decided here, at the bonfire ceremonies, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow, and in the end, the last one standing will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame that some will probably blow in a week!"

He turned to the camera. "To survive, they'll have to survive bugs, bears, and bad food! Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here on this season of Total," the camera panned out a bit. "Drama," the full camp was in view now.

"Island!"

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*Theme Song*

"Okay, sadistic viewers, welcome back!" Chris greeted. "Time to meet the first ten campers. We told them they'd be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a bit ticked, that's why."

The boat pulled up, with an anthropomorphic dinosaur looking around with a slight, annoyed expression. "Welcome, Big C, glad the Empire sent one of it's best commanders here."

Carandial groaned. "Don't call me that human." He snapped, walking off with his backpack. "You're lucky the Emperor is watching this show!"

Before Chris could respond to that, another boat pulled up, with yet another contestant. Johnny Cage, famous Hollywood actor, and all around cocky joker, stepped onto the dock. He gave Chris a fist bump and questioned,

"My man! Chris McClain! How's the reality show biz treating ya?"

"Absolutely amazing, my man! Welcome to the island!"

"Right on!" Johnny Cage exclaimed as he walked over and stood by Carandial. He held out his fist, offering a fist bump. "What's up, dude?"

Carandial sighed, and responded by reluctantly fist bumping Johnny.

"Yeah!" Johnny Cage obnoxiously exclaimed, causing Carandial to sigh.

"Alright, and up next, we have the definition of family drama, give it up for Thor and Loki Odinson!"

Emerging from the Tesseract, said Asgardian and Frost Giant walked out.

"The Bifrost is still more entertaining, brother," Thor claimed.

"I just wanted to get here, get it over with and go home," Loki replied.

"Oh trust me, you're going to be here a while. Or a few hours at most if you piss off your fellow campers." Chris said with a chuckle.

"Oh, I think you'll find I have a certain charisma," Thor boasted.

*Confession Cam*

"I can already tell this is going to be a fun few months..." Carandial muttered.

*Confession Cam*

"I can already tell this is going to be a fun few months!" Johnny Cage exclaimed, instead with legitimate excitement. "I mean, I got my boy, Chris, as the host.. I get to meet hot babes! Oh man! Let's go!"

*End Confession Cam*

"Up next, we have a very special contestant joining us! He's the Emperor of Outworld, and quite the badass! Let's give it up for Shere Khan!"

All of a sudden, Chris was grabbed by his neck, and lifted into the air.

"Silence, mortal!" Shao Kahn demanded in his deep, demanding voice. "I am Shao Kahn! You would be wise to hold your tongue.."

With that, Shao Kahn dropped Chris to the ground, as he stomped towards the other campers, his weight shaking the dock with each step.

"Oh man! It's Shao Kahn!" Johnny Cage whisper-yelled. He had had his share of experiences with him in the past. Johnny had no idea people that he knew personally would be coming on as contestants as well..

"You should have snapped his neck completely." Carandial chuckled.

Loki rolled his eyes at that remark.

"Too merciful a punishment for one so.. annoying.." Shao Kahn replied to Carandial, holding his giant hammer over his shoulder.

"Ack! It took me hours to get my hair just right for the cameras..." Chris muttered.

"Alright, now up next we have-"

"AGH! Ah.. Oh God.." Eric Cartman cut Chris off, crawling onto the dock in a sweat. "Jesus Christ, how hot is it out here?" He then looked at the state of the camp. "And what the *bleep* is this dump!?"

"Yeah, we lied about the five star hotel. You signed the contract, so join your other campers up there."

"Oh, weak.." Cartman rolled his eyes, finally managing to get to his feet. "Faggot ass *bleep*.."

"Careful!" Chris exclaimed. "Those beeps cost money!"

"Also, from South Park, everybody welcome Kyle Broflovski, the only Jew in this camp!"

"Wouldn't be the first time Jews were in a camp.." Cartman chuckled to himself.

"SHUT YOUR *BLEEP* MOUTH YOU FAT *BLEEP*!" A high pitched voice yelled. Said redhead Jew disembarked from the boat.

"Goddammit! I have to be stuck with him?!" Kyle asked Chris.

"Aaand there goes our budget for censorship.." Chris sighed, rolling his eyes. He then shrugged.

"Whatever.."

Carandial rolled his eyes at this. "Of course we're stuck with children..."

"You are all children.." Shao Kahn cut in. "I have been around for millenia! You are but mere toddlers in comparison.."

"I'm sorry, but one thousand five hundred years is beyond adolescence, let alone infancy," Thor argued.

Shao Kahn aggressively turned to Thor.

"It would not be the first time I beat a thunder god to mere pulp.. I would choose my words carefully if I were you.." Shao Kahn said.

"Okay, I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that," Loki sighed.

"You would be wise.." Shao Kahn turned away.

Johnny Cage then facepalmed, muttering to himself,

"Please God let there be hot chicks.. I don't wanna have to stare at Shao Kahn, a lizard, and Raiden number two over here the entire time.."

"Up next, we have another contestant from South Park, give it up for Bebe Stevens!"

Seeing the sight of this next contestant caused Johnny Cage to actually take off his sunglasses.

"Hello!" Johnny Cage exclaimed. "The Elder Gods have spoken!" He then whistled at her. "She is hot.."

Bebe didn't say much as she stepped on the dock. She only gave a disgusted look to Johnny Cage as she stood beside Kyle.

"Aw come on.." Johnny Cage sighed. "She'll come around.." He then tried reassuring himself confidently. "They always do.."

"You know you're talking to yourself, right?" Kyle said sardonically.

"I'm sorry.." Johnny Cage cockily began to say, lifting his sunglasses down half-way. "Who are you again?"

Kyle responded by flipping him off, and just staring in the other direction. Cartman actually laughed at what Kyle just did.

"Man.." Cartman laughed. "I gotta admit.. If there's one thing I hate more than Jews, it's Hollywood hippies.. Good one, Kyle!"

"What? But I'm not a hip-" Johnny Cage began, before sighing, and lifting his sunglasses back up. "Man.. Tough crowd.."

"Can you just be quiet for five seconds?" Carandial asked.

"No I can't.." Johnny Cage said. "I could ask the same question to you, Sunshine.. Who the fuck are you? Kinda hypocritical you're telling me to be quiet, but yet you decided to open your mouth.."

That got him a punch in the face from a very annoyed Carandial.

"Oh! That's gonna leave a mark!" Chris said, wincing. "I love it."

"Such childish antics.." Shao Kahn sighed. "Get on with the next contestant! Before I decide to invade this realm!"

"Alright, now apparently the laws of time and space screwed up, but anyway, we have a real treat for y'all southerners out there! Give it up for General Robert E. Lee!"

Said Confederate General disembarked, before looking at the group. "Good day." He greeted, tipping his hat slightly as he joined the others.

Kyle cocked a brow. "Brings back memories, doesn't it fatass?" He said to Cartman, reminding him of when Cartman started a second civil war.

"Y'know, Kyle.." Cartman began to rub his head with a sigh. "I'm not even gonna respond to that.. That Hollywood hippie is already giving me enough of a headache without you helping him.."

"For the last time! I'm not a-" Johnny Cage began to say, before Chris cut him off.

"Up next, we welcome another Emperor! Give it up for the Master of the Galactic Empire, Palpatine!"

A hooded figure stepped from the boat. He looked around. "I've been waiting a long time for this moment...I thank you for your generous promise should I win..." He said to Chris.

"This is quite a fine planet. It would make an amazing addition to my Empire."

"Think again, you weak, pathetic fool!" Shao Kahn exclaimed in his usual deep, demanding voice. "This realm is mine! I shall be the victor!"

As Palpy McScrotum Face and Angry Eyes began to argue, another contestant flew in via his repulsor jets. Iron-Man landed on the dock soon after.

"Oh, God, what is this place? I was promised white sands, no discernible difference between the sky and the sea. Instead, you dragged me to a shitty little islet further than any helicopter could fly here!" Tony complained.

"Their budget was focused on the names rather than the location, boss," F.R.I.D.A.Y. commented.

"Up next, we have...just an average teen who just happened to sign up, even though he has more than enough money because of his parents. Why he chose to join us, I have no idea, but hey, he must be insane."

Kyle rolled his eyes, but upon seeing the newcomer, his eyes widened.

A young teen with brown hair, blue eyes, an average build, with slight muscles, and around six feet tall.

Cartman noticed Kyle's expression almost immediately,

"Oh this is too perfect!" Cartman exclaimed, a wicked smirk coming onto his face. "The Jew is a queer!"

Jack stopped as he looked at the group. "Um...hi..." He said nervously.

"Sup bro!" Johnny Cage held out his fist. "Johnny Cage!"

"Hey." Jack said with a slight smile, giving a fist bump.

Kyle blushed slightly as Jack stood beside him.

"Up next, we have an interesting group.. Three middle aged friends wayy down South in Arlen, Texas! Give a 'yee-haw' to Hank Hill, Dale Gribble, and Bill Dauterive!" Chris introduced.

"Yeah!"

"Woo!"

Those two things had been exclaimed simultaneously by Bill and Dale, who had an Alamo beer can in their hands. They clearly looked ready to have fun and to compete.

"Boy I tell ya h'wat.." Hank Hill began, also holding an Alamo beer and looking at the state of the camp. "Canada is an even bigger dump than in the vidyas I've seen.."

"Now, let's give it up for some people ol' Sparky and Metal Man might know,"

Tony and Thor perked up slightly, having not expected any other familiar individuals to partake.

"Let's give it up for Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes, and Natasha Roman-something.!"

"Wow, I thought it wasn't possible for our on-the-run accommodation to be surpassed in shitness. I was wrong," Natasha commented.

"And up next, we have the popular American cartoon characters who have dominated Nickelodeon for the past twenty years, SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick!"

"Yay!" SpongeBob immediately yelled. "What a beautiful day for-"

"Uh, SpongeBob?.." Patrick began.

"Yes, buddy?" SpongeBob asked.

"We're not doing that Season 7 bullshit.. Act like yourself."

"Oh, we're not?" SpongeBob questioned. "Thank, Neptune!"

"Can't believe we're back on the surface again." Squidward said. "I mean.. Remember what happened last time we-"

"And up next, the popular Mortal Kombat kharacters, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Jade, Liu Kang, Raiden, Kung Lao, and Kitana!"

They all walked onto the dock and into the line, nothing more. They all appeared to be very disciplined. However, Raiden couldn't help but send a glare Shao Kahn's way. They had all come here for one reason.. To make sure Shao Kahn didn't succeed here.

Johnny Cage now stood by the rest of his friends.

"What's up, guys! Man, is it good to see you he-"

"Silence, Cage." Raiden said. "Remember.. 'like a shadow'.." He had referenced back to a past conversation they had. Or in simpler terms, he told him to shut the fuck up.

Johnny Cage simply sighed, scooting a bit closer to Kitana and Jade.

"Hello, ladies.. Mind if I-"

"If you flirt with me or Kitana, so help me I kill kill you where you stand.." Jade warned.

Johnny Cage immediately scooted in the opposite direction, his hands up in surrender.

"Okay, okay.." Johnny Cage relented. "Tough luck today.." He sighed.

Before Chris could call the next group to the dock, Scorpion stepped forward and demanded in his voice of brimstone,

"What is the meaning of this treachery!?" There was a slight pause, as he pulled out his sword. "This so called 'camp' makes even the Netherrealm look like a resort!"

"I have to agree.." Sub-Zero added.

"Could you kill this imbecile even if he doesn't flirt with either of you?" Carandial asked Jade. "I already hate him."

"Gee, thanks buddy.." Johnny Cage rolled his eyes.

"It is unnecessary.." Jade told Carandial. She then looked Johnny up and down. "Or so I once thought.."

"Lord Raiden.." Liu Kang began. "What are we to do?"

"Yes, he is here.. Just as we thought he would be." Kung Lao added. He was clearly referring to Shao Kahn.

"Follow the discount actor's terms, and make sure Shao Kahn does not succeed.." Raiden simply said, referring to Chris.

"We will do our best, Raiden.." Kitana said with a respectful bow.

"As will we." Liu Kang said, as he and Kung Lao bowed.

"Up next, we have a special pair joining us! We'd like to thank Jurassic World for sponsoring us, so therefore, we'd like to welcome Owen Grady and Blue the raptor to the island!"

As if on cue, said trainer and his beta raptor disembarked. "I get the ability to talk just for this shitshow?" Blue quipped.

"Apparently." Owen muttered.

"And up next, we have a special group of contestants arriving, the Doctor, the Master, and Rose Tyler!"

"Tell me, why did you come along?" the Tenth Doctor asked the Master.

"Oh, you think I'd miss another opportunity to best you? I don't care if it's petty. That's our fate," the Master replied.

The Doctor sighed. "That is too true. I always stop you, you come back, but if I were to stop, the Universe would permanently suffer," the Doctor said.

"C'mon, Doctor! It might turn out to be fun!" Rose smiled.

"And up next, we have Alex Pearson and Cate Lee-Young! A couple who are totally not into each other! As well as a prince of the Pridelands, Simba, the god of death, Ibilisi, and Sam Wilson, a token black character in the Avengers."

"Man, shut the fuck up," the Falcon flipped him off.

"Um… okay," Alex chuckled.

"Eh, this isn't half bad. The islet is poor, but the weather is marvellous!" Cate commented.

"And, up next, a teen who wants to win the money for his family back home! Give it up for Drew King!"

A lot like Bebe earlier on, Drew didn't say too much when he stepped onto the dock. He took one look at the camp, and didn't appear as disappointed as everyone else. After all, he was used to living a lower middle class lifestyle.

Even still, though, none of them had seen anything yet..

Drew had a slightly above average, muscular build, with dirty blond hair at medium length, fair skin, and sky blue eyes. He also stood at about 6 foot 3 inches tall.

"Hey, Drew! Welcome!" Chris said.

"Thanks.." Drew slightly smiled. "Good to be here." With that, he stood beside Jack, the South Park group, and the Mortal Kombat Earthrealmers. He looked to his left, and saw Bebe who was looking at him. He gave her a friendly smile, which prompted her to do the same.

He now looked to his right, and saw the Earthrealmers from Mortal Kombat. They all gave him a nod of acknowledgement and greeting.

"Sup bro," Johnny Cage held out his fist once again, this time to Drew. "Johnny Cage.. Nice to meet ya!"

"Sup, Johnny.." Drew chuckled slightly, returning the fist bump. "Man, I wonder how this show is gonna go.. The concept sounded cool, but.."

"As long as Shao Kahn is not the victor, as well as perhaps a few others.. then everything should be alright." Raiden responded.

"Shao Kahn?.." Drew questioned. He looked over at the Emperor, who stood over 7 feet tall. He stood completely still, an aggressive look on his face. He was composed, but still appeared really impatient.

Drew now looked back to Raiden, who himself probably stood at 7 feet exactly..

"Yeah.. He sure looks mean. I'll say that."

"You have no idea." Liu Kang replied, before Chris introduced the next group of campers.

"Okay!" Chris stretched. "We're in the home stretch now, ladies and gentlemen!"

"Now, why don't we welcome the last group before our special contestants arrive?"

"Proconsul Apollo of the Republic, dumbass dads Randy Marsh, Homer Simpson, Penguin Commando Skipper, self-proclaimed Lemur King Julien, Grand Mandator Deoclet Caesarius, Darth Vader, Jedi in training Luke Skywalker, and Grand Mandator Erissare!"

"What the fuck is this place!?" Randy Marsh exclaimed.

"Looks like a dump..." Erissare said with a sigh.

"Uh.. Ontario?" Chris hesitantly responded.

"Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was America!" Randy Marsh yelled once again in disappointed patriotism, before storming over to where he saw familiar faces.

"I THOUGHT THIS WAS FRANCE!" King Julien yelled.

"And...General Zillum." Chris added.

Carandial, Caesarius, and Apollo all froze on that, before looking to see their old enemy step off the boat, looking at the group. "This is going to be easy..." He said with a smirk. "Weaklings, prostitutes, wannabes and children..."

"Don't make me laugh.." Shao Kahn remarked.

"And, last but not least, we have ten original campers, give it up for Harold, Bridgette, Heather, Lindsey, Trent, Duncan, Gwen, Owen, DJ, and Leshawna!"

"Wicked!" Harold said in excitement. The Napoleon Dynamite wanna-be clearly looked ready to be back to show off his 'mad' skills!

"I can't believe we're back here..." Gwen muttered.

"For once.." Heather began. "I agree with Goth Girl.."

"Alright, all sixty campers accounted for! Now, meet us at the Cafeteria in three hours for lunch and, your first challenge!"

"YEAH!" Owen yelled.

"FIRST CHALLENGE!"

No-one else seemed to share his enthusiasm.

"What have I gotten myself into?.." Squidward sighed.

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"BLEGHH!" Cartman spat, disgusted at a bitter taste in his mouth. Everyone was currently in the cafeteria 'eating' their food. "What the fuck is this shit? It's terrible!"

"You don't like it, you can eat the leftovers." Chef declared, pointing to the festering trash can. "Hell, not having a meal at all might help you out, tubby."

With that, he grabbed Cartman's tray and tossed it out the window.

"Aw, weak!" Cartman yelled, clearly not happy about that.

Kyle smirked. "Oh, that's rough..." He said.

"You would know what rough is like, wouldn't you Kyle?.. Fucking fag Jew.." Cartman countered.

Kyle blanched at that, before flipping him off. "Aw, leave him alone..." Jack muttered, annoyed at Cartman's antics.

"Oh, sorry.. I'm sorry.." Cartman held his hands up in a mocking apologetic tone. "I promise I won't bother your boyfriend anymore.."

"Oh shut up!" Zillum growled.

"Make me, lizard bitch!" Cartman yelled in a rage.

Apollo facepalmed.

Zillum stopped, before getting up, walking over, and towering over Cartman, glaring at him with blood red eyes.

Cartman's expression and confidence immediately shrunk. He then looked down,

"Aw fuck.."

Zillum smirked. "That's what I thought you fat little prick."

As that transpired, Drew looked on, along with the Earthrealmers.

"Gotta love how civilized things are, already.." Drew sarcastically remarked.

"Indeed.." Liu Kang nodded in agreement.

Before Drew turned back, he caught yet another glimpse at that blonde headed chick from earlier.. Bebe..

He had to admit, there was just something about her! Johnny Cage seemed to have the same idea, as he lowered his sunglasses slightly as he looked over at her.

"Man.. What I wouldn't give to-"

Johnny Cage immediately stopped talking when Raiden glared at him with narrowed eyes. Johnny Cage then nervously chuckled.

"Right.. My bad. I'm just sayin-"

"And that's the problem." Kitana retorted, cutting him off.

"Ouch.." Kung Lao smirked, as Johnny Cage huffed.

"Whatever.." Johnny Cage muttered, going back to picking at the slop on his food tray.

"Aww...you said there would be donuts!" Homer whimpered.

"And beer!" Bill whimpered, appearing to have withdrawals.

"And cigarettes!" Dale yelled as well, beginning to sound like a crazy man. He hopped on top of the table and yelled out, "I need my cigs!"

"Sit down, you giblet head.." Hank Hill told Dale, beginning to pull him down.

The door opened, and Chris walked in. "Alright, after making sure that the interns, yes, including the one in critical condition, will recover in a few years, we have finally figured out your first challenge!"

"YEAH! FIRST CHALLENGE!" Owen yelled.

"What this time?" Duncan asked.

"Probably something stupid.." Bridgette rolled her eyes slightly.

"But first, we gotta divide up the teams." Chris said.

"Jack, Kyle, Johnny Cage, Carandial, Clint Barton, Zillum, Bebe, Owen Grady, Kung Loud-"

"The name is Kung Lao!" Kung Lao corrected Chris, raising his voice a little bit. Though he didn't freak out, as he was a Shaolin, and they kept their emotions in check most of the time.

"Apollo, Bill Dauterive, Skipper, Dale, Patrick, Kitana, Duncan, Gwen, DJ, Leshawna, Alex, Cate, the Master, the Doctor, Tony, Thor, Loki, Simba, Homer, and the butterball-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN FLOPPY HEAD CANADIAN!" Cartman went off on Chris.

"Man, you are some kind of crazy..." Leshawna groaned.

"Pft.." Cartman said, rolling his eyes. "Whatever.. Fucking black-"

"You better watch it, pal!" Harold yelled at Cartman, pointing a finger at him and assuming a karate stance. "Lest you be struck down by my totally wicked and mad skills.."

Cartman couldn't help but suppress laughter. Harold paid him no mind, instead standing on one foot now.

"Crane style!" Harold yelled. "Cuh caw!" He then sent a few fast, yet weak looking 'intimidation' kicks Cartman's way.

"'Cuh caw'?" Dale questioned. "That's a falcon, you dumbass!"

"Wait, h'wat?.." Hank began to say, cocking a brow. "A falc-" He then sighed, deciding it was best to just give it up.

"Guys, calm down!" Apollo said, getting between them. "Let's just get this stupid challenge over with."

"Agreed.." Scorpion said in his usual hellish sounding voice. "I grow tired of these childish games! You will speak, and you will move this along!" Scorpion demanded to Chris.

"Um, that was it, Spider," Chris replied. "Those I just called out, you are, the Screaming Bass."

"AGHH!" Scorpion yelled out, flames now beginning to surround him. He took off his face, now revealing his true face, which was a flaming skull. Scorpion began to stomp towards Chris, but Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, and Kung Lao all had to hold him back. "You will show respect, mortal!" Scorpion growled, his voice sounding even more demonic now that his true face was exposed.

"Yeah, about that," Chris snapped his fingers, and the flames extinguished. "I talked to your Elder God friends, as well as the Force, the Emperor and all the stuff you guys have as powers. For the rest of the season, unless I say so, no powers for anyone."

Shao Kahn burst out into evil laughter.

"You fool.." He began. "I do not heed to what the Elder Gods desire.. They are weak! They will bow to me before-"

"Onaga also made a deal with us. If you lose, he gets back the title of Emperor. If you win, you get your powers back."

"What!?" Shao Kahn exclaimed. "Onaga lives?" He then sighed with a growl, deciding to give in. "Fine.. I shall follow your ludicrous requirements.. I shall be the Victor! And I shall send that faux Emperor back to the void of death and darkness.."

Zillum rolled his eyes. "Get on with it you walking hair gel advertisement. What is our challenge?"

"Before the new challenge, those who I did not call, are the Killer Gophers. And, for our first challenge..."

Everyone waited with bated breath.

Suddenly, Chris and Chef put on gas masks, and the sleeping gas began to fill the room.

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When they awoke, half of both teams were missing. "What the hell's going on?" Jack asked, before a TV went on, and a loud, maniacal laugh filled the room.

"Greetings, campers! Joker here!" The Joker introduced with a wicked grin. "Why am I on some discount Canadian game show? Who knows! That's the fun! HAHAHA!"

"What is the meaning of this?" Zillum asked.

"I'm glad you asked, lizard lips!" The Joker excitedly said. "So here's the rundown.. The Joker, that's me, has kidnapped half of each team! You guys who haven't been captured by me will be known as the heroes!" His face then appeared sullen. "I know.. Pretty boring.."

He then perked up once again.

"And the other half of the team, the captured ones, are called the damsels! The team who rescues the most damsels in the set amount of time, is the winner! The team who doesn't?"

The Joker then made a cutting noise with his mouth as he slid his finger across his neck.

"HAHAHA!" The Joker laughed, causing the 'heroes' to gasp.

"You're gonna kill us!?" Kyle asked with widened eyes.

"What? No! I just mean you lose, and one of you will get voted off the show! Whatever gave you that idea? HAHA!" There was a slight pause, before The Joker finished, "Oh well.. Anyways, your time starts now. Happy searching! HAHAHA!"

With that, the TV turned off, leaving the heroes alone.

"Yup, each of you heroes has been assigned a damsel. You can only bring back your own damsel, and..."

Chris began to snicker.

"You have to carry them back."

"SAY WHAT?!" Half of the people yelled.

"Well who did we get!?" Drew asked with widened eyes, still in shock over that little twist.

"Here, is the list of your little damsels, and each has been placed in a secret location on the island. You will find your little damsel here, and a clue to their hiding place. Oh, and here are some things you'll need to fight off the Joker's minions, trust me, you'll need it," Chris laughed, while Chef brought out a bunch of toy lightsabers, nerf guns and a few other toy weapons.

"This is ridiculous!" Shao Kahn exclaimed. "I can just use my Hammer and-"

"Yeah, we replaced it with a rubber duck." Chris replied.

"You WHAT!?" Shao Kahn yelled.

"And you have until 4:00, Eastern Standard Time to find your damsel, before," Chris made the same motion Joker did.

"You'll find your damsel here," with that, Chris left the room.

Jack looked at the note. Apparently, he got Kyle.

Zillum clenched his fist upon seeing who he got. "Oh, when this is over I'm ripping Chris' head off." He snarled.

"Heather!?" Shao Kahn questioned, squinting his eyes. "What is a 'Heather'?"

"Oh, good luck.." Duncan said, genuinely feeling sorry for Shao Kahn.

"Do not fear my master, I won't fail you." Vader declared.

"Woo!" SpongeBob exclaimed. "I get to rescue Squidward!" He then did a salute, and said in his deeper 'Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy' voice, "Fear not, Squidward! SpongeBob is on the way!"

"Three and a half hours until the challenge ends. Better get on it." Chris said on the loudspeaker.

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The two teams decided to split up among themselves, and began to walk out into the wilderness that resided on the island.

They each looked down at the list they had been given, before Raiden commented,

"I must say, I'm not used to going without my usual abilities.. Normally I could have teleported myself to his location and neutralized him by now.."

"I'll have to agree with you, thunder god.." Scorpion said. "I feel.. strange.. Perhaps much, calmer? Maybe not using my cursed abilities won't be such a bad-"

Scorpion was cut off when an acorn fell on top of his head.

"AGHH! What-"

Scorpion looked up, hearing the barking laughter from the squirrels up above. All of a sudden, Scorpion's temper almost immediately came back.

"You insignificant rodents! I will end yo-"

"Restraint, Scorpion!" Raiden said, trying to calm him down. "Let us continue on and get this ridiculous affair over with.."

Scorpion clenched his fists, taking a deep breath. He knew deep down that Raiden was right.

"Come on, they have to be somewhere, I mean, it did say they were on this part of the island." Luke pointed out.

"I must ask, did anyone else kinda just...get sent here? I don't recall signing up for this..." Caesarius said.

"Well, I signed up.. Me and my family kind of need the money." Drew said, cocking a brow. "You mean you guys didn't?.."

Liu Kang shook his head.

"No.. In our case," He then motioned to all of the Earthrealm heroes that were present. "the Earthrealmers' case, we heard that Shao Kahn had decided to invade the Earth once more through some 'loophole' of sorts in the Elder Gods' stipulations.. We kept close tabs on him, and we all ended up here.."

Raiden nodded, adding,

"Yes.. This appears to be Earthrealm.. Though a rather strange version of it.. A different version of it, perhaps? Who knows.. It's still really strange to me.."

"It is..." Luke said in agreement.

"All I'll say is that Canadian fella, Chris, sure is an idyit.." Hank Hill commented. "He can really make things asinine! I was about this close to kicking his ass.." Hank then held his fingers super close, to drive home his point.

"When this ends, I'm eviscerating him." Blue growled. "Not eating him though. I don't eat junk food."

"Good one.." Drew smirked.

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"So...we actually have to carry our damsels…?" Jack asked.

"Don't remind me." Owen Grady muttered.

"Ouch, bro.. You literally got the tubbiest dude on the team!" Johnny Cage commented. "Well.. besides that asshole who keeps calling me 'hippie'.. He could give him a run for his money.."

"Yes, indeed he could..." Zillum sighed. He stopped, before holding up his hand.

"The clown's henchmen.." Kung Lao began, assuming a fighting stance. "They surround us.."

Out of nowhere, a ball of acid was quickly shot towards the team, nearly burning their skin off.

"Reptile!" Kung Lao said with narrowed eyes, knowing only he was capable of such an attack.

Reptile then revealed himself, reverting from his invisibility. The creature stood at 6 feet tall and had a ninja mask on. He was dressed in pure green, and was clearly a reptilian being.

Zillum narrowed his eyes, and raised the toy lightsaber. "Spread out. Lao, with me, Grady, Anderson, flank right, everyone else, draw his attention!"

"No way, José!" Johnny Cage confidently said. "I got this."

He then smirked at Reptile and cockily stated,

"Come here, Ugly! I'm right here!"

Reptile gave a hiss, before he spit another acid ball at Johnny Cage. Johnny managed to dodge the attack, but was cut off guard when Reptile sprinted past him at inhuman speed, sending an elbow into the side of his head.

Johnny groaned, but before he could recover, Reptile took off his mask, shooting his long tongue out onto Johnny's head. It stuck onto it like glue. The tongue began to pull the struggling Johnny forward, and if not stopped soon, could decapitate his very head, and it would be eaten!

BUZZ

Kung Lao's sharp bladed hat whirred towards Reptile, forcing him to let go of Johnny to duck the hat. Had he not moved in time, the hat would have decapitated him. Reptile hissed in anger, as the hat came back to Kung Lao's hands like a boomerang, as he put it back on his head.

Zillum narrowed his eyes, and leapt at Reptile, before dodging a giant bit of acid vomit. Reptile was growing desperate now, and decided to shoot his acid out in larger quantities, in an effort to hit his target.

Zillum rushed to the side, and swung the blade, knocking Reptile off balance. Jack took the opportunity and leapt into the air, kicking Reptile in the face.

This stunned Reptile for a bit, but only seemed to piss him off. Before Reptile could launch another attack, his eyes widened when he felt an intense pain below the belt.

He fell to the ground, clutching his nuts. Johnny Cage had recovered and snuck up behind him, performing one of his trademark moves: the nut punch.

"Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" Johnny Cage exclaimed. He looked down at Reptile, whose eyes were clenched shut in pain. "Ooh.. That's gonna leave a mark.."

Zillum walked up to Johnny, and glared at him.

"What? I got him, didn't I?" Johnny Cage tried to defend. "Uh.. you're welcome!" He then shrugged.

"The only way we're going to survive is if, as much as it pains me to say it, we work together."

He motioned to Reptile. "Got that?" He said dangerously. "I don't like dealing with dead weight, so you better work with this team, understand?"

"Listen, Pumpkin.." Johnny Cage sarcastically began. "I don't know where the attitude came from, but I'm far from 'dead weight'. You saw! I took care of Reptile! He's not in our way anymore. We can move on! Advance! Comprendé?"

Zillum grabbed him by his shirt. "Silence!" He said in a terrifyingly deadly voice.

With that, he let go. "Don't test me."

"Stop this nonsense!" Kung Lao said. "The both of you.. Reptile is down, and the more time we waste, the bigger the chance the opposite team has of completing the task at hand.."

"I agree." Carandial said. "We can kill each other later. Let's finish this."

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*Confession Cam*

"Well this is off to a great start." Jack muttered.

*Confession Cam*

"Hey, man!" Johnny Cage began, holding his hands out in front of him. "I just saw the opportunity, and I took out Reptile.. Forget this 'team player' crap. If I see an opportunity, I'm taking it! I'll do what I can for my team, but you best believe I'm here to win!"

*Confession Cam*

"MMMMhhhmmm.." Homer said, eating a pink frosted sprinkled donut.

*Confession Cam*

"We have Johnny Cage acting like a clown on one end, and Zillum acting like a dictator on the other.." Kung Lao said with a sigh. "If things continue like this, I don't have much faith in this team."

*Confession Cam*

"Why do I get stuck with the walking boulder?!" Owen Grady asked.

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Blue halted suddenly. "Everyone stop!" She hissed, looking around quickly. "Dammit! We're upwind!"

"She is right.." Raiden said, his eyes closed.

"What do you see, Lord Raiden?" Liu Kang asked.

A bit of silence went by, before Shao Kahn demanded,

"Out with it, puny god! Say it!"

Before Raiden could say anything, his eyes shot open, and Blue responded, "No!"

The ground began to shake, and Blue immediately screeched viciously, readying to leap at the approaching opponent.

"Thought you'd get off easy did ya!?" The Joker exclaimed with maniacal laughter over the loudspeaker. "Introducing, a reptile that could even give Ol' Croc wet pants! Ladies and gentlemen.. the Indominus rex!"

There was a thunderous roar, and stepping out of the forest, was a massive, bone white dinosaur that resembled the T-rex, but was spikier, with a more circular head full of protruding, nail-like teeth. It's eyes were blood red.

"You!" Blue snarled.

"Liu Kang! Scorpion! Assume defensive positions!" Raiden exclaimed, even taking one of his own. Liu Kang immediate complied, and Scorpion, though not obedient to Raiden's orders, thought it best to listen anyways.

Shao Kahn tried to pull out his Hammer to foght the Indominus.

"Foul beast! I am Shao Kahn! You will taste your own blo-"

SQUEAK

He then squeezed onto a rubber duck, having remembered that his hammer had been taken.

"AGHH!" Shao Kahn yelled throwing the rubber duck into the trees like a fastball.

"Squeak!"

There was a sound from the trees, and not a couple seconds later, down fell a squirrel, unconscious.

"Serves you right.." Scorpion said.

Hank Hill even held his hands up, ready to seemingly throw down, as did Randy Marsh.

"I'm gonna kick your scaly ass!" Hank Hill exclaimed.

"Yeah! You ain't so tough you little bitch!" Randy exclaimed, assuming an overly cliché kung fu stance. It was quite obvious Randy had been drinking before arriving at the camp..

Drew looked around at all this chaos with widened eyes, before clutching his forehead with a sigh,

"I need a xanax.."

The Indominus gave a loud, thunderous roar, before Drew decided it best to assume a defensive stance as well. The entire team now stood at the ready, ready to take down this giant.

Then, at that moment, a thunderous burst of music began to play. It was 'We Will Rock You!' by Queen.

The Indominus looked between the group, before focusing on one in particular. Randy.

It looked at Randy, and said with a slight smirk. "Boo."

"AHHH! I'M SORRY!" Randy whimpered like a baby as he tried running away, tripping with every few steps, as he was drunk. He was now on his back, and he crawled back slowly. "E- Eat them! They taste good! I swear.. I taste like how Rocky Dennis looks.."

"SHUT IT!" Luke yelled, startling everyone, activating his lightsaber.

Vader looked at the lightsaber, before activating his own.

Caesarius looked around. "Blue, we'll keep it's attention, the rest of you go for it's vitals!" He said, before darting forward, followed by Blue. Blue screeched before leaping at the massive predator's throat, hooking into her side, and drawing blood.

"Liu Kang!" Raiden exclaimed, giving Liu Kang a signal.

"WAHH!" Liu Kang screamed in a high pitched tone, sending a fly kick into the Indominus' jaw.

Before it could recover from the stun, Scorpion immediately followed up with an attack of his own, launching his spear harpoon into its side, causing blood to leak down from its side.

This prompted a roar of pain from the beast. Scorpion would normally be able to simply pull it towards him and slice it in half, but seeing as how his abilities were nerfed.. He could only use this to keep it stunned, and to give everyone else an opportunity to attack.

Vader leapt forward, slicing into the Indominus' leg, while Luke leapt at the arm. However, at that moment, the Indominus spun around, pulling itself free, and using it's massive tail, knocked the two force users back, before kicking Hank Hill into a tree, and pulling Blue from its neck, holding her.

"Time to join your sisters..." It said dangerously.

Shao Kahn narrowed his eyes in anger, but sensed how powerful it was.. Especially with his abilities now drained at this current point in time. He looked over, seeing Raiden was looking over at him. The two stared at each other for what seemed like minutes, when really it was only a few seconds..

The Indominus began to advance towards them, causing the two to break out of their trance. They mentally decided, as if telepathically, they would have to.. work together.. At least for this once.

Then, out of nowhere, another massive reptile, leapt into view. It was a fully grown Tyrannosaurus rex. She slammed into the Indominus with so much force as to send her into a tree. The two titans faced off, roaring at each other in anger and recognition.

"Don't just stand there." The rex quipped to the others, before rushing at the Indominus.

Blue landed on the ground, before she looked at the others, and screeched victoriously, again rejoining the fight.

Hank Hill shook his head out, before standing back to his feet and holding his fists up, slowly advancing towards the Indominus.

Drew had simply stood there the entire time, simply marvelling at some of the others' fighting skills.. Sure, he had been in his share of scraps before, but.. against dinosaurs?

Nevertheless, Drew took a deep breath and charged forward. He saw that the Indominus' head was down, and Blue was now attacking it.

Drew sent his best punches into the dinosaur's face, using all of his power. The punches only seemed to stun the Indominus, but it was one well placed straight punch to the eye that was the highlight of his attack!

The Indominus gave a roar of pain, lifting its head up out of reach. Its eye was now shut, as if it had been blinded.

Hank Hill now sent a few jabs into the Indominus' side, but due to the pain it was now in, Hank hadn't seen its tail coming. As it spun around, it whacked him in the head, knocking him down.

"BWAHH!" Hank Hill yelled as he was knocked to the ground.

The Rex grabbed the Indominus by it's neck, and swung it through a tree, while Scorpion used his spear to impale it in the neck, yanking its head down.

Finally, Raiden and Shao Kahn looked at each other, before giving a simultaneous nod. The two charged at the Indominus at the same time, cocking their fists back, ready to end it.

The Indominus widened its eyes as it saw the two god tier beings charging towards it. But by then, it was too late..

BAM!

Both of their fists collided with the Indominus' jaw right away, actually knocking it back a few feet.. The Indominus now lay on the ground, giving one final screech of pain, before finally falling into unconsciousness.

The Rex stood over the Indominus' form, before letting out a thunderous roar.

She then looked at the team. "Let me guess, junkfood didn't tell you I was coming?"

Drew gave a nod of pure ecstasy, as well as surprise, as he helped Hank Hill off of the ground.

"No.. I can't say he did." Drew then cocked a brow. "And you are?"

"Rexy." The T-rex replied. "I had a choice between getting put back in the park, or being able to go free if I participated in this game."

"Pleasure to see you again." She then said to Blue. "Looks like it was my turn to save you."

"It would seem so..." Blue said with a slight smile.

Shao Kahn looked over at Rexy, before looking back towards Raiden.

"You will speak of this to no one!.."

Raiden gave an amused chuckle.

"Agreed.."

Rexy chuckled. "I used to consider your kind snacks, or at least pests, but I have to say, you all put up a good fight." She looked at Drew. "Smart move, blondie."

Drew gave a smirk with rolled eyes, before teasingly countering,

"Well somebody had to.. Not like you could have done it with your small arms.."

Rexy laughed. "You got guts, I'll give you that." She stopped.

"The problem with having just two fingers is a lack of an ability to flip someone off." She then sighed.

"Jurassic World problems, am I right?" Drew said with a slight chuckle. Everyone remained silent after that, one of the camera crew even playing a cricket chirping sound effect. "What?.."

"Leave the terrible jokes to Johnny Cage." Raiden said.

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"Well, well, well.." The Joker began over the loudspeaker. "It seems both teams have successfully defeated the test dummies- er I mean, the bosses.. HAHA!"

There was a moment of silence, before he continued,

"But now the real test will begin.. You will have to use your brains from this moment on, to find the location of your poor damsels.. Tick tock, the clock is ticking down ever lower!"

He chuckled. "And you have to do it alonee…."

"That's right campers! You have exactly one hour to find and locate your damsel. Their locations will be sent to you via text, and you have to solve the challenges to free them. Whichever team gets the most damsels rescued in the time limit wins. And...whoever captures the Joker gets invincibility, if," Chris chuckled. "You can find him!"

"Man! They'll never get that invincibility..." Chef laughed after Chris ended the announcement, motioning.

Chris chuckled. "Man, I know. I mean, those suckers are out in the woods while we get to chill in the hot-tub." He laughed.

"You said it.." The Joker said, giving a wicked chuckle. "More margaritas, mi amigos?"

The three clinked their margaritas together, while laughing at the campers' misfortune.

"So, do you think that rich kid is going to figure out where his little damsel is?" Chris asked.

"You're enjoying this aren't you..." Kyle muttered, bringing a new batch of food and drinks. Why did he have to wear a fucking maid's costume?!

"Hmm.." The Joker said, putting a finger on his chin, as if in thought. He immediately grabbed his glass and replied, "Yup! HAHAHA! Now fill up my glass."

Kyle poured the margarita in, not enjoying this whatsoever.

"Oh, and next time, make sure to bring us the shakes we actually asked for. I asked for vanilla on the bottom and chocolate on the top, not the other way around." Chris said.

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Drew went his separate ways from his team once he seemed to have spotted his clue for his damsel's location. The clue on his slip of paper read,

"For every fork in the road, there's a right path."

And lo and behold, after a fair bit of walking, Drew spotted a fork stuck into a tree, the end of it pointing down a path that went more downhill. After that moment, Drew separated from his team, leaving them to their clues, as he walked down the path.

At the end of the path was a cave, an orange light illuminating from within it. Drew rushed to the cave's entrance, but stopped at the entrance, carefully looking to see if any more traps had been set for him.

"Is someone out there? I am in here!" Someone shouted from inside the cave. It was feminine, and sounded a lot like Jade. This was the spot alright! He had found her.

Drew sighed in relief, before he rushed inside the cave, seeing Jade tied up in a wooden chair.

"I thought I might never find you." Drew chuckled, beginning to untie the rope. "The clues were cryptic enough.."

"Hmph.." Jade chuckled. "And not to mention these so called 'challenges' are ridiculous."

Drew nodded in response.

"Agreed there.."

"I could have easily set myself free with my steel spear, but for some reason they insisted on taking them from us.." Jade shook her head, before she added. "The only reason I put up with this nonsense is so Shao Kahn doesn't get his way.. With this victory, he likely receives everything these people promised him.. Knowing Shao Kahn, his demands must have been high."

After she finished her point, Drew had loosened the rope enough to set her free.

"I understand.." Drew said. "I'm not sure what all of your intentions are, but I can tell they mean a lot to you all. But hey, best of luck, though." He ended with a smile.

He couldn't tell for sure due to her green, veil-like mask, but he thought he could see a slight smile from her as well.

"Thank you, Drew.. It has been an honor meeting you." She then stood up. "Just glad I got someone seemingly sensible like you, and not a complete imbecile like that bald yellow man.. Or the pink starfish."

Jade took a breath, before beginning to walk out.

"Okay, let's g-"

"Uh.. About that.." Drew sheepishly said, rubbing the back of his head with a grin.

Jade cocked a brow and gave him a slight look.

"What do you mean?.." She asked him.

"Well.. Chris told us there was.. another part of the challenge.." Drew nervously began.

"What? What has he come up with now?" Jade questioned him, stepping a bit closer.

"Welll.. the 'heroes' kind of have to… carry the damsels back to the base.." Drew chuckled after that, backing up slightly.

Jade's eyes immediately widened.

"You have to what!?" Jade exclaimed. Drew immediately flinched, not wanting to piss her off more than she already was. "That is just ludicrous! I mean.. why am I even a damsel in the first pl-" She cut herself off, giving a sigh.

After a few more seconds of silence, she motioned Drew to come forward. Drew hesitated, but slowly began to step his way towards her. It was then that Jade held out her arms, as if offering to let Drew carry her.

"Jade, I-" Drew began, before she cut him off in an annoyed tone.

"Let's just get this over with, and hopefully our team will have succeeded.. I don't like it any more than you do.."

Drew began to go into thought,

'Well.. Actually I kind of like this a lo-'

Drew cut himself off, widening his eyes a bit. He quickly regained his composure, however.

Did he really just think that?

Yep.. He did. Who was he kidding? She was kind of hot. And by 'kind of', he meant really hot.

But Drew wasn't about to say that to her. No fucking way! He actually wanted to keep his head attached to his shoulders..

Instead, he simply took a deep breath and picked her up. He made sure she was in a secure and comfortable position, before walking towards the cave's exit.

"Okay, let's go.." Drew said. "It shouldn't take terribly long to get back.. Well, if memory serves me right.." With that, they exited the still illuminated cave, beginning to head back to camp, in an effort to complete the challenge.

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"How terribly institutionally misogynistic," Alex remarked having 'rescued' Cate, who happened to be his damsel. Their interaction was similar to the one between Drew and Jade, and Alex had returned to the camp with Cate a few minutes after Drew returned with Jade.

By this point, most of the characters were back, with the notable exception of Heather and Shao-Kahn.

"Where is Alpha?" Blue asked. No-one had seen either Owen for a while.

Cut to a shot of Owen Grady dragging Owen down the mountain inch by inch.

All the campers widened their eyes in surprise and flinched slightly when they heard the yelling of Heather.

"Let me GO!" She screamed.

"Silence, plastic breasted woman!" Shao Kahn yelled, making fun of her obvious plastic surgery. Everyone now saw that Shao Kahn was holding Heather upside down by her ankle with almost trivial ease, minus her struggling.

"Um.. excuse me!?" Heather exclaimed, trying to punch him in the leg.

"Stop your meaningless struggling! I command you! You know not who you nag to, mortal!" Shao Kahn shot back.

Duncan began to snicker, as did Gwen. "If only he was here in the first season..." Gwen giggled.

Finally, Heather let out a surprised yelp when Shao Kahn dropped her to the ground, upon finally arriving back at camp.

She immediately stood back up, and stormed up to Shao Kahn. Her height at best reached up to his chest.

"You listen here, you meathead brute!" Heather exclaimed, poking him in the chest. "You will learn to treat me with more respect! I am the queen of this island, as I should have been in season 1!" She said, glaring back at Gwen. "But I was robbed.."

Gwen simply rolled her eyes at that statement.

"Oh, just like you robbed everyone else of a chance?" Duncan said sarcastically. Rexy looked at Heather, before walking towards her.

"Oh now what?" Heather asked with a huff.

When she turned, she saw a Tyrannosaurus looking down at her. "The fact that you think that is adorable. You should get a job in comedy." The T. rex said simply.

Heather simply rolled her eyes, rudely retorting,

"You should get a job in a museum.. Aren't you supposed to be dead?.."

The T. rex bared her teeth as she lowered her head to look her in the eye. "Just know, that when someone gets voted off, they lose the protection the network gives them. In a nutshell, I could eat you if enough people decided to not put up with your bullshit."

Heather widened her eyes at that statement. She looked almost speechless at what she had just heard. However, before she could think of any sort of witty retort or even scared gibberish, there was a loud yelp as Apollo was thrown from the forest.

"Hey!" The Libertus grumbled as he got up.

Zillum stalked out. "There, I fulfilled the stupid challenge." He growled.

"Once again, the day is saved! Thanks to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!" SpongeBob said in his 'heroic' voice, as he continued to hold Squidward.

Squidward looked down with a dull expression and repeated something he had once said in the past,

"I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me.."

Homer, who had just finished his donuts, tossed the box at Spongebob, knocking him clean out. He looked at the scene in silence, before starting to laugh out loud, before a random ice cream truck fell on him from the sky.

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"I have to say, getting shorty over there to wait on us hand and foot was brilliant." Chef chuckled.

"Same with the sick plan to drop that ice cream truck on one of the campers." Chris said in agreement. "We only lost three interns before it was deemed safe 'enough'."

"Oh trust me," The Joker chuckled. "there's plenty more ideas where that came from.."

Kyle walked back with the latest course of food, this time some gourmet steak. "Perfect timing..." Chris chuckled. "Twenty more minutes and the challenge is over. Looks like you and the rich kid are going home."

"Wait? What?!" Kyle yelped. "WHY?!"

"Because the hero who doesn't bring back his damsel gets eliminated. Same with you."

Kyle froze, before he began to twitch a bit.

"Um, you gonna bring our food over here or not?" Chef asked.

"And it better be medium rare!" The Joker added, clapping twice like you might do to a slave.

Kyle looked down, before screaming in abject rage. The sound was so loud that everyone on the island heard it.

Everyone on the beach heard that, and even Zillum seemed a little perturbed by how it sounded. Someone was not happy.

"Good, let the hate flow through you..." Palpatine said with a grin.

"Bwah.." Hank Hill said, covering his ears. "Who the hell is playin' that new age music?"

Back at the hot tub, Chris, Chef, and Joker were rubbing their ears in pain.

"Th- That's not.. funny.." The Joker said, still clearly in surprise over what just happened.

Kyle tossed the food over his head, and stomped over towards them. He had had enough of this. All this humiliation for nothing?!

Chris and Chef blinked for a minute in surprise, however at something. Not Kyle. He was pretty short, so not that intimidating. They weren't scared, they just didn't seem to expect to see...

"So.. You actually managed to find your way here.." The Joker began, standing up. He then shrugged. "Not surprising.. After a scream like that? Yeesh.."

Kyle turned to see Jack walk forward. He looked at Kyle, who was wearing maid clothes, and then at Joker, Chris and Chef.

"I'll be taking that invincibility now." Jack said with a slight grin.

"Okay, fine fine.. You win.." The Joker conceded with rolled eyes. "But can I at least get my steak?"

What he got was a steak thrown right into his face by Kyle.

"See.." The Joker began, his voice muffled due to the steak stuck onto his face. "Now that's funny! Hahaha!"

Chris and Chef looked to each other, before Chris shrugged.

Kyle smirked before walking up to Jack and…

He immediately regretted his decision even more. Being carried back in a maid's outfit?!

'Well played…' He thought.

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"Attention campers!" Chris said on the loudspeaker, catching the group by surprise. Owen Grady had finally managed to drag Owen back. After dropping the fatass on the ground, Owen Grady looked like he was about to say something, before he just face planted into the ground, exhausted.

"What a trooper.." Drew commented with crossed arms and a smirk. He was still kind of in self reflection and thought over this whole challenge..

Jade hadn't said much on the way back, and was now currently back with Kitana and the Earthrealmers. A bit of a disappointing feeling to Drew.. But who was he kidding? It was just a stupid 'camp crush', anyways..

'Oh well.. Guess I'll listen to what Chris has to say, now..' Drew finally thought.

"We have our winners. The Screaming Bass!"

The team looked to each other in surprise.

"Hell yeah!" Johnny Cage exclaimed aloud. "That's what I'm talking about! Gimme some!" He finished, holding out a fist towards Bebe, the one who he had to carry back. However, all he managed to get from her was an eye roll, and a step away from him.

"Aw come on!" Johnny Cage complained. He then gave up for now, but muttered to himself. "One day, Johnny.. One day."

At that moment, Shao Kahn noticed that the Gophers had gotten all their heroes and damsels here first.

"You insolent fool!" Shao Kahn yelled directly at the loudspeaker. "I brought back this wretched hellbeast like you told me to!" He added, pointing at Heather.

"Hey!" Heather exclaimed, before Shao Kahn continued his rant,

"What is the meaning of this treachery!? I demand you tell me at once!"

"Jack found his damsel." Chris said simply, starting to chuckle.

"I know not of this 'Jack' you speak of.." Shao Kahn said, clearly frustrated. "I don't see him here, do you?"

"Yes, but he found the Joker, and won invincibility for his team. Also, his damsel scored points for the excellent service.

"So we did all of that cryptic searching and heavy lifting for nothing?.." Sub-Zero asked, just as peeved.

"Yeah..." Chris chuckled. "I'll see you Gophers at the bonfire ceremony tonight."

At that moment, Jack walked out of the woods, carrying Kyle who, everyone now saw, was wearing a maid's outfit.

Kyle pulled his ushanka down to hide his face and the absolute humiliation.

Cartman began to attempt to stifle his laughter, but he was unable to contain himself. He just burst out laughing at the top of his lungs.

"Oh.. Oh, man.." Cartman tried to say through his breathing and laughter. "That is so fucking gay, dude.."

He had to sit down, but when he did so, he heard a loud yelp. He jumped up and saw he had accidentally sat on Owen Grady, who was still on the ground.

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"Killer Gophers, at most camps, marshmallows represent a treat you roast by the fire. At this camp, they represent life. You've all cast your votes, and made your decision. There are thirty one campers here, and only thirty marshmallows. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. And you can't come back, ever."

*Confession Cam*

"As long as I have a say in this?" Raiden began, casting his vote in. "My vote is clear.."

*Confession Cam*

"Goodbye, Thunder God.." Shao Kahn said, casting his vote. "The rest of you Earthrealmers shall be next.."

*Confession Cam*

"I'd rather not deal with that yellow piece of cheese for months..." Caesarius growled.

*Confession Cam*

"I don't like saying things like this, but Shao Kahn needs to go." Lee said.

*Confession Cam*

"That.. dinosaur thinks she's better than me!?" Heather exclaimed, a sadistic chuckle behind it. "We'll see about that.."

*Confession Cam*

"The only reason that sponge is still alive is because I lost access to my powers." Palpatine growled.

*End Confession Cam*

"The first marshmallow goes to...Vader." Chris said.

The Sith Lord caught the marshmallow in his hand. "Wise choice..." He said.

"Bobby Lee."

"It's 'Robert.'"

"Whatever." Chris laughed.

"Caesarius, Julien-"

"No! It's king! Get it right!"

"*Cough* Suck a dick. *Cough*" Drew mocked King Julien, trying to be funny.

"That's why I voted for you, commoner!" King Julien shot back. "Lower classes..." He muttered, crossing his arms.

"I'm so honored, 'Your Majesty'.." Drew sarcastically retorted.

"Blue, Sub-Zero, Jade, Raiden, Louie Kane,"

Liu Kang caught the marshmallow, an annoyed scowl on his face.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.." He responded.

"Hank, Squidward, Randy,"

"YEAH!" Randy shouted in excitement, which caused everyone, even Chris, to flinch in surprise. "WOO!"

"Harold, Bridgette, Lindsey, Trent,"

"Stevie Wonder, Bucky Barnes, Ibilisi, Rose, Natasha, Sam, Luke, Scorpion, the Squirrels."

"No!" Scorpion yelled in his voice of brimstone. "Those beings are even worse than the beasts of Hell! I demand they be eradicated!"

"Erissare, Rexy,"

"Pft.. Bitch.." Heather muttered under her breath, her arms folded.

"Someone needs to get laid..." Erissare shrugged.

"What the-" Heather began to blush, stuttering over her words, also beginning to get a bit worked up. "Who even are you?.."

"Look," Erissare said. "You just need some more makeup, and maybe a new outfit-"

"She is right." Shao Kahn decided to but in out of the blue. "Plastic breasted Hellbeast, heed my words, you should really-"

"Umm…" Heather cut him off now, her hands on her hips. "Just what did you call me?"

"Better than what I would have called you, sister." Erissare laughed.

"Shut the fuck up!" Heather snapped, getting angry.

"Heather." Chris said.

Heather then smirked, catching the marshmallow.

"And so my new reign begins.." She spoke, eating the marshmallow.

"Shao Kahn," Chris finally said, leaving just two campers, Drew and SpongeBob.

Raiden hung his head down in slight defeat, but Liu Kang put a hand on his shoulder. He gave him a look that said 'we'll get him next time'.

"You mortals made the correct choice.." Shao Kahn said with a small laugh. He then tossed the marshmallow into the fire. "I do not need your puffs of sugar.. For they are insignificant to my-"

"Yeah, yeah.." Heather rolled her eyes. "Get on with it, Chris."

Shao Kahn growled at that.

"How dare you interrupt my-"

"Get on with it!" Palpatine growled.

Chris hesitated as Drew and SpongeBob looked at the final marshmallow.

King Julien chuckled at Drew's nervous expression.

"Goodbye, commoner.." He taunted.

Drew looked back at Raiden, Liu Kang, and Jade. He had become fairly decent acquaintances with them so far, and to have that taken away so soon?

That would really suck..

Jade actually appeared a bit wide eyed at the suspense of this whole thing. In her mind, she was surprised Drew was on the verge of being eliminated so soon. Especially since he was one of the most sensible ones here that she's seen.

She saw Drew as a worthy acquaintance and possible ally as well, just as Raiden and Liu Kang did.

And now.. the suspense was real..

"Drew."

"Yes!" Drew exclaimed in absolute relief.

King Julien evidently scoffed.

"Ugh! Dammit.." He cursed under his breath. "Maurice! Bribe the producers so we can get it right!"

Raiden, Liu Kang, and Jade all appeared to look on in relief as well. A potential ally against Shao Kahn was always a good thing.

SpongeBob deflated into a being of sadness. How could he of all people be voted off so soon?

He wouldn't get to spend time at what he saw as a fun summer camp with his best pals, Patrick and Squidward.

He had lost..

Standing up, SpongeBob sighed in defeat.

"Well, I suppose I lost.. Fair and square."

Just as quick as his sadness began, SpongeBob quickly became optimistic.

"Oh well! I'll see you back in Bikini Bottom, Squidward! Tell Patrick I said goodbye."

Squidward rolled his eyes slightly, responding with little emotion,

"Oh, I will.."

"Hey, don't be a dick..." Blue chastised. "Good luck." She said to Spongebob.

Squidward looked over at Blue, with just as little emotion as he had when he spoke to SpongeBob.

"Do I know you?.." Squidward questioned.

"No, I'm just trying to be nice, Mr. Tortellini."

"For the last time! It's not 'Tortellini', it's- Ugh.. Whatever.." Squidward sighed.

"Bye, guys! It's been fun!" He then turned to Chris. "Bye, Cody!"

"It's Chris." He motioned to the dock.

"The Dock of Shame awaits, bro."

SpongeBob held out his hand.

"No need.."

He then ran full speed towards the water and simply jumped in. He never rose back up to the surface, so more likely than not, he simply went on his journey home from there.. Back into the sea.

"Gophers, the rest of you are safe. For now." Chris declared.

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"Oh my God, will you just shut up?!" Kyle groaned, trying to get away from Cartman, who had been following him for the last hour, going on and on about...things.

"Dude.. Dude, Kyle, come on.." Cartman began, still laughing his ass off. "You gotta admit, that's pretty funny! A- A maid's outfit! HAHAHA!"

"I heard the Penguins knocked you out to drag you back here in peace," Kyle shot back. "I can see why."

"Oh, don't throw that weak shit at me, Kyle.." Cartman rolled his eyes. "You're the one who got carried in a gay maid's outfit by that one asshole.. What's his name? Uh.. James or something.."

"Jack," A voice said behind Cartman.

"What the f-" Cartman began, before he saw that the voice had belonged to the one in question, Jack. "Oh, thanks, Jim.. Great.. Yeah, so anyways, as I was saying, Kyle-" He started back up as he turned back around, ignoring Jack.

He was suddenly tugged back as Jack grabbed his shirt and pulled him back. "Don't you have anything better to do? Or did you lose your eating contest with the other fatass who's actually tolerable?"

"Don't you have anything better to do than suck dick all day?" Cartman fired back, getting worked up. "Psh.. Queer.." He muttered.

Jack cocked a brow. "You know, if you keep being a dick, you'll get voted off, right? Wait, forget I said that, just keep acting like a complete twat, and you'll win."

"You think you're funny, don't you?" Cartman chuckled wickedly. "Ha ha, Jerry.. Real funny! Y'know what? I'm tired of your gay ass already.. I'm gonna go hang out with the kewl guys.. Later, nerds. Don't fuck each other too hard while I'm gone.." Cartman said as he tried to leave.

"Your stuffed animals don't count as the 'kewl' guys, you sumo reject."

"Ooh.." Cartman began in mock shock. "So original.. Big boned, but whatever. Okay, as I said.. Not too hard, okay? Bye, ladies.."

"Look just cause you're obviously a flaming queen doesn't mean you have to be a complete waste of space." Jack muttered.

Cartman couldn't help but chuckle once more.

"Okay, Jerome, first of all.. These weak ass insults you're throwing at me? Are lame, as fuck.. Okay? Second, you don't gotta act all tough in front of your Jew boyfriend over there, okay? He's clearly already into you, so yeah.. Go nuts." Cartman stifled laughter at the end.

"You know, I couldn't say the same for you. I doubt anyone would go for you. Not because you're fat, but because you're a complete pussy who couldn't do one thing right in life, and knows that deep down, he's a failure. You're pathetic. I'm surprised Zillum didn't rip you apart. Don't think I didn't see how terrified you were of him. Pussy..."

Cartman mock gasped.

"Oh no.. Kyle, did you hear that? I'm a pussy!" Cartman then chuckled. "Get a grip, bitch.. I've heard it all before.. Empty ass insults. You wanna talk about pathetic? Let's talk about the way you strings words together, queermo.. Oh, and I'd love to see you go up to Zillum and challenge him to a fight. But oh wait, you wouldn't do that. Guess that makes you a pussy as well.."

"Didn't your dad ever tell you that you sometimes you just need to shut the fuck up?" Jack responded simply.

Cartman froze upon hearing that sentence. He didn't say a thing upon hearing the word 'dad'..

"Oh...did that actually offend you? I'm sorry..." Jack said, walking closer.

Cartman began to take deep breaths, his emotions clearly beginning to take over now. Angered tears were coming to his eyes, as he yelled,

"F- Fucking faggot!" With that, he stormed out of the exit, and into the night, most likely with tears streaming down his face.

Jack took a deep breath. He hated bullies, but he honestly didn't intend to cause that level of distress. He just wanted to knock the fat bastard down a peg…

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It was midnight, and Scorpion was surprised to see Zillum approach him.

"What do you want?" Scorpion bluntly asked of him.

"I am here with a proposal." Zillum said.

"Whatever it is, I'm not interested.." Scorpion replied. He would clearly be a tough nut to crack..

"What if I could get rid of your enemy?"

"My enemy?" Scorpion questioned, standing up now. "What are you talking about?"

"Shao Kahn, Palpatine, the list goes on. The point is, I am proposing that we form two alliances within each of our teams, and use that, to dictate what happens. One way or another, we can eliminate the tougher competition first with this alliance, and when the time comes, turn our allies against each other. Of course, if you're interested..."

"One thing I have learned, is to never trust an alliance.." Scorpion said, his eyes narrowed. "The last alliance I was apart of, was with the true murderer of my family and clan.. They always stab you in the back in the end.. One day, I even fear the Elder Gods may betray me.. I trust no one, anymore.. Only tolerate."

"As you should. I'm simply saying, this is a means to an end. If we can get enough of these contestants on our side, we can dictate who goes and when. And when the time comes, we can turn them against each other, until only two are left standing..."

Scorpion gave a frustrated sigh, before mulling it over for a little bit. He looked back up at Zillum and finally gave his answer,

"Fine.." There was a slight pause, before Scorpion added, "But heed my words.. I will be keeping a close eye on you.. We will garner votes against the enemy party. We will see them eliminated from competition. But one sign of treachery from you, and this deal is off! I will not tolerate any sign of treachery.. Not again!"

"Do not fear. In time, we will control this game."

A/N: This story is a collaborative effort between myself, LionKingIsAwesome, and Liam Holman. In some ways, this is a spinoff of another story we're writing, New Kids. Also, Zillum, Carandial, Apollo, and Caesarius are owned by Cyrannian from the Sporewiki. I just got permission to use them! We hope you enjoyed the first episode of this new series!