Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto .

Itachi hated the holiday season. It wasn't the holiday itself but the people. Everyone acted 10 times more annoying than his 'capacity' could handle. So far this year was the worst. Sasuke and cousins were running through the house , and doing anything a little ninja wannabe should. Unfortunately they kept on asking for him to train with them when he was so obviously busy waiting for another mission. . .That never came.

'Curse you third hokage ! I hope you die , oh so slowly with a traitor's sword in your chest!

His father was full of cheer .Weird ? Yes. Only this one day would his father smile and act nice and.. And unUchiha like. And his mother was worst! All thought he day would she throw people out of rooms and yell at family members , So mean for such a sweet lady .

He locked himself in his room and meditated until someone knocked and interrupted him. He scowled, it was his father who was there to tell him dinner was ready.

Itachi's food was already on the table but with his senses blinded by annoyance ,he missed it and headed towards his mother .

"What do you want? Your food is already on the table." her voiced raised enough to be considered yelling. He turned and went to sit.

Itachi just had to wonder If the food was poisoned? Or just bad enough to give you a stomach for an hour. He'd already had several bad experiences with it. Luckily this time it was edible . All he wanted to do was give his meal to that Uzumaki kid and leave

Suddenly a birdie with a mission tied to its leg flopped down and swallowed all the food whole just flew in. Nope never happened, though Itachi U. wished it to be true.

What really happed was Fugaku turned to ask how was his writing going.

Ah yes ,his mother used a sob story to make sure he had to do it .

Such a stupid memory ,and why was he spying again?

"it is fine, father"

"So are people reviewing? Ya know most people just read…"

Itachi tried so hard to drop all conversations but everyone wanted to talk to him and and He Passed Out??? His head landed in his mash potatoes and gravy.

Too bad some of the hyuuga came to dinner.

It had been several years since that day and once again it was turkey day. We now join our eldest ex-Uchiha as he is waking up.

"GOOD MORNING AKATSUKI" He received several death threats including

One from tobi : "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY BUT DAMMIT UCHIHA IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'LL FRIKIN' NEUTER YOU!!!

'Aw Damn'

Happy thanksgiving to all!

And all a happy stomach!